I've viewed it, and nah, Admiral, not even close. Not even worthy of a jumper, let alone an old-school bloodbath.

I understand you've a soft spot in your heart for the boy, as many of us did in the past. Myself included. You gotta let him grow out of this overlong toddler stage and move past the shit he eats. His true place in the world is not on Babushka's sofabed, and I fear this sort of encouragement contributes to his failure to launch.