You don't drink absinthe you drink some shit that they call absinthe.... 54 proof... pa*shaw....

Absinthe in the pool should lead to assfucked in the room.

good philosophy^.

Templeton Rye Whiskey

Smooooooooooooooth

2 341ml (11.5oz) bottles of Creemore Springs Premium Lager

After I described my crazy visitor from last night to a former-criminal friend of mine, he made a pretty good point. Every fall up here, when the weather starts to get cold, Natives will intentionally do something slightly crazy to get arrested and sent away to a halfway house for the winter so they can have a nice place to stay for free when it's cold outside. This makes sense, considering the guy was fairly well dressed and had a backpack on. He must have packed up a few things, dropped some acid and set out to get arrested.

I drive as little as possible. I definitely don't drive if I'm drinking.

I'm with ya, sister. If I even have a cocktail, I'm locked in the house or taking a cab. Altho last week I had a real craving for almond chicken. The only place that delivers is terrible. I'd smoked a bowl an hour so before, but still headed out on my quest. I was about halfway there when I realized I was enjoying the drive just a little too much. Absolutely idiotic on my part.

I'm staying in tonight with a good book and going to bed early. Boring me.

It's my Summer absinthe.

green tea.

I was cleaning out my fridge and my bottle of Veuve broke. Arrrghhhh!

Shit Barry, the way you talk, I'd figure you would have some kind of tolerance going by now. The last few years of my weed smoking days, I could drive, work, talk to a cop, you name it, I could do it high flawlessly. The problem was, I wasn't getting that high anymore, regardless of quality. I smoked so much and so often, people would only notice something was off if I'd hadn't smoked in five to eight hours and was "sober".

^^I was thnking about it last night. Since I go to work in the afternoon, I don't smoke at all on weekday days. When I come home I smoke about half a bowl in my new little glass piece. From the "upstairs" bag. It's the leftovers from the "downstairs" bag when she gets a new oz. Weekends are a different story. Altho it's 3:15p on Saturday and I'm drug free. I suppose it's time to fix that. Go Capitalism!

My bf introduced me to his mother today. Champagne brunch.

Always drink less than the opponent.

Words well spoken.

I keep threatening to institute a new tradition of Mimosa Sundays.

I make them from real oranges. You'd like them.

2 absinthe/Jameson/strawberry drinks. Forgot what they're called.
Ketel1 on the rocks
Glass of Cabernet

Yes, I know it's barely 2pm

White House beer recipe.

That's actually very cool. It's not the hardcore grind your own grains formula and not the dump a can of premixed everything kit into a bucket with a vapor lock. It's more of a halfway thing between the two...sort of what I do. I think when the weather starts getting chilly I'm going to give the Honey Porter a shot.

I have two root beer kits. I'm wanting to make a normal one for the Boy and one that's a bit more adult. I think I'll do the adult one without carbonation, more of a wine...sort of..almost.

Peach Hefeweizen from Laht Neppur Brewery in Dayton, WA.



It's light for a Hefeweizen. Not any peach taste at all. But a very nice drink.

Cragganmore single malt & Coors Light, two fistin' you cunts!

Cragganmore is the shiznit. I'm having a diet coke. Done drinking until NYC. It made me gain 3 lbs.

You know, it might be the love. People get comfy, they start to put on the pounds. I think before you blame the hootch, you might look for other culprits.

Blaming love on letting yourself go is a lame excuse for lazy people.

A Catholic at heart. Pretty deep moral debt. Just being born. Please something.

Well there's that. And the fact you don't Love.

People born without genitals are incapable of loving.

The literacy captain enters the world of contextual ambiguity.

lol fucking floofin,do you keep adding stuff to that gif?i swear i just noticed a pussy with something growing on it,the brazillian reverse trannie,and smiling arab.

Damn right it is, you've got good taste is Scotch.






Good eye, Frankie, its a trip down XPT memory lane.

*basques*

Bruichladdich Bourbon Cask Aged. Sixteen.

^^^ That might be your best post, ever. Maker's 46 for me tonight.

Went to Fashion Night Out (FNO) in West Hollywood. Had a drink at Christian Louboutin boutique; the land of the $1K and up shoes.

Then I went to the Kitson VIP party and got a gift bag with some incense and bunch of other useless shit.

Ended up at the FNO after party at The Standard on Sunset and had another drink.

Not too many obvious fags and a lot of hot women all dressed up at these places.

Piss the fuck off, Steezo, you psychotic idiot.

You do realize that basically every single person here thinks you're a fucking gibberish-spewing dipshit, right? And my post was actually a compliment. Moron.

Well, we do now.

i dont know what it is about those louboutins but they can make just about any bitch sexier.

It's alright Steez, Scotch makes me angry sometimes too.

ya someone broke our pd. he's gone from whimsical abstract musings to jaded jabs and the occasional full on attack.

i guess that's growth by xpt standards.

You keep on texting while gasping for air from sucking cock, sluts.

i could see pipe d at a gay bar saying that.

was there a cover charge?.

theres a two twink minimum.

brought a friend?.

no its a gay bar.you gotta blow two twinks before you get in.

lol.... Ok



so your picking up on the fact that he's constantly trying to suppress the masculinity around here as of late?. I'm not suggesting he's a blatant feminist... I'm just asking a question.

lets treat this like its prison.we have needs and theres not a bunch of women around.so lets make him a prag and whore him out so we can have more money for our commissary.

but yeah,pipe d has been a lil tit nugget as of late.