We're going to change up and add to the user titles. Here are the current ones along with the post counts needed to obtain them.

0 ADT regular
20 AC Cream wannabe
30 Suitcase Pimp
50 Industry Parasite AKA Wankus
150 Quasarman Wannabe
425 Mope
600 Brandon Iron Alternate ID
750 alt.porn fag
900 Load Dumper
1100 Craigs List Hooker
1300 Sex Slave Trader
1500 Human Garbage
1700 Chronic Masturbator
2000 Pervert
2250 Registered Sex Offender
2500 Whoremaster
3000 Demon Spawn
3250 Porn Icon
3500 Porn Fucking Master
4000 Porn Jesus

Recommend new ones. We're going to have one paying tribute to Porno Dan for sure.
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