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#321009 - 02/20/10 10:12 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Set of 8 stainless steel butt sticks for $9.40 on eBay

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#321010 - 02/20/10 03:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Butt sticks??
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#321011 - 02/20/10 03:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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And I have a feeling he bought them used.
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#321012 - 02/20/10 04:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You guys who talk about Panzer's shit is just as bad as Panzer talking about his shit. Stop it! You're encouraging him.

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#321013 - 02/20/10 06:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You guys who talk about Panzer's shit is just as bad as Panzer talking about his shit.




Which is still 10 times more entertaining than what you contribute. Just saying.
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#321014 - 02/20/10 07:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Which is still 10 times more entertaining than what you contribute. Just saying.




Free, maybe your pissy tough guy persona ain't so convincing. It's a dunder-headed version of the thing Lou does when he drinks too much and gets a little violent. Reminds me of an obese policeman muching on a Dunkin Donut, bitching about what justice is. At least Lou jazzes his shtick up. And, he don't have the women hating baggage you got hanging over your head either. Musty-ass cobwebs you try not to scare the little girls with when they meander into the room while smiling at them, hoping they come hither. You're stumbling around the board getting your ass handed to you by some silly Asian whore. She stomps and twists her high heels into your nut sack.

Why are you interested in Panzer's shit anyhow?

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#321015 - 02/20/10 08:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Butt sticks??




They looks like this:



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#321016 - 02/27/10 03:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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3 rectal thermometers for $12.00 on eBay

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#321017 - 02/27/10 03:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^ I have no idea why but I just puked a little !
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#321018 - 02/27/10 03:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^ I have no idea why but I just puked a little !



Its a good stuff, its a dual use thermometers: you can put them in the ass and then in the mouth and they work in both holes.

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#321019 - 02/27/10 04:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Phew.....that's good to know !
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#321020 - 02/27/10 04:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

^ I have no idea why but I just puked a little !



Its a good stuff, its a dual use thermometers: you can put them in the ass and then in the mouth and they work in both holes.




What he doesn't tell you is that he gets hotter when they go from his ass to his mouth and he can prove it. Graph it loser.
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#321021 - 02/27/10 04:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Which is still 10 times more entertaining than what you contribute. Just saying.




Free, maybe your pissy tough guy persona ain't so convincing. It's a dunder-headed version of the thing Lou does when he drinks too much and gets a little violent. Reminds me of an obese policeman muching on a Dunkin Donut, bitching about what justice is. At least Lou jazzes his shtick up. And, he don't have the women hating baggage you got hanging over your head either. Musty-ass cobwebs you try not to scare the little girls with when they meander into the room while smiling at them, hoping they come hither. You're stumbling around the board getting your ass handed to you by some silly Asian whore. She stomps and twists her high heels into your nut sack.

Why are you interested in Panzer's shit anyhow?




Northrup... just fucken sit there and put both hands in your mouth. Someone will be along to ignore you shortly.
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#321022 - 02/27/10 10:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Ive also bought the same watch that I bought in red but in blue a couple of days ago:



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#321023 - 03/02/10 04:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A tiny solid aluminum non stick egg pan from Canadian Tire for $9.97 CDN.

I can only make one egg at a time, but they come out fucking perfect now. And I mean perfect. Front cover of a Denny's menu perfect. (I think. We don't have a Denny's around here. It was the only universal breakfast joint I could recall.)
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#321024 - 03/02/10 04:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You're lucky. Dennys is shit unless you frequent the one Jack Hate grills at... then it's condemned based on the bio-hazard.
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#321025 - 03/02/10 04:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fresh flowers $6.00
Brite Smile teeth bleach re-fill kit $50
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#321026 - 03/02/10 05:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A real nice (Cheap!) hoodie from the Gap. I got complimented on it right away by this chick on the street. A pair of jeans from same, and some Nautica socks for real cheap as well...
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#321027 - 03/02/10 05:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fresh flowers $6.00
Brite Smile teeth bleach re-fill kit $50




I have no clue what it costs but the old lady got us some Crest Vivid White paste a few months ago. Good stuff for whitening toothpaste and it tastes decent.
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#321028 - 03/02/10 11:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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intuos4 + 3 Dell 3007wfp-hc 30" lcd's

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#321029 - 03/03/10 08:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
Quote:

Quote:

Which is still 10 times more entertaining than what you contribute. Just saying.




Free, maybe your pissy tough guy persona ain't so convincing. It's a dunder-headed version of the thing Lou does when he drinks too much and gets a little violent. Reminds me of an obese policeman muching on a Dunkin Donut, bitching about what justice is. At least Lou jazzes his shtick up. And, he don't have the women hating baggage you got hanging over your head either. Musty-ass cobwebs you try not to scare the little girls with when they meander into the room while smiling at them, hoping they come hither. You're stumbling around the board getting your ass handed to you by some silly Asian whore. She stomps and twists her high heels into your nut sack.

Why are you interested in Panzer's shit anyhow?




Ahahahahaha ..... glad someone finally said it.

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#321030 - 03/04/10 08:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A tiny solid aluminum non stick egg pan from Canadian Tire for $9.97




Aluminum cookware gives you Alzheimers. And, if it's coated in Teflon, I think that either gives you cancer or shrinks your testicles. All for under ten bucks! Also, if you have any pet birds and let the Teflon over heat and start smoking, the smoke will kill the birds.
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#321031 - 03/04/10 09:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^ Correct. Not worth the toxins.
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#321032 - 03/04/10 03:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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8 INC International Concepts french cuffs shirts at Macy's for only $9.99 each!:



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#321033 - 03/04/10 03:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You'll look like a dirty lazy faggot in every shirt. Nice buy.
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#321034 - 03/04/10 03:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^ You forgot hairy. I'm sure some of those tufts come up above the collar.
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#321035 - 03/04/10 03:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panzy... why the fuck does your attachment have 65 clicks?.

Are you telling me we have to add ocd to the list of..

Dirty
Cheap
Thieving
Smelly
Lazy
and Hairy?. You should dig up your father and stab him in the balls Alex. Sure it's not effective but it is some sort of justice for the rest of us.
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#321036 - 03/04/10 03:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:


Cheap




Jewy
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#321037 - 03/04/10 07:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Panzer, those shirts look like they something a cab driver wears to the titty bar. Are they held together with glue at the seams?
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#321038 - 03/04/10 07:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panzer, those shirts look like they something a cab driver wears to the titty bar. Are they held together with glue at the seams?




These shirts are great, the quality is not the best but they could've really improved them if they (Macy's Merchandising Group) made them with the Wrinkle Free features. I think that so far I have 25-30 of these shirts. They are great because usually the french cuff shirts are plain and INC has at least 10 deliveries throughout the year with new shirts coming in every month. The bad part is that these $9.99 sales are only twice a year.

I see a lot of people buying the shirts at the Express store, I think the shirts are called MX-1 or something like that, but those shirts are not much better and they never sell for as low as $10.00. The only good thing about those is the color variety.

By the way, they use these INC shirts to dress the characters in the Dexter and Nip/Tuck series. I identified at least 6 of these Macy's shirts in these 2 shows.

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#321039 - 03/04/10 07:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I see a lot of people buying the shirts at the Express store




That place is garbage, too.
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#321040 - 03/04/10 07:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You can't get a better-looking shirt at the $20.00 and below range other than INC shirt at Macy's.

There is also a lot of women's INC stuff. I bet that the women's INC print dress is the same as these stripped INC men's shirts.

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#321041 - 03/04/10 07:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

I see a lot of people buying the shirts at the Express store




That place is garbage, too.



One of my friends from high school only buys stuff at Express and at the Armani Exchange.

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#321042 - 03/05/10 09:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

^^^ Correct. Not worth the toxins.




lol i am sure the teeth bleach you bought is perfectly safe.


Hand wraps for boxing....
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#321043 - 03/05/10 09:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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nigga she lives in l.a, she breaths in more toxins in a year than that pan will out out in 25.

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#321044 - 03/06/10 12:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
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Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Battlefield Bad Company 2
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#321045 - 03/06/10 04:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Battlefield Bad Company 2




red how is this game? Just beat hard rain and have this on order.

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#321046 - 03/06/10 04:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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nigga she lives in l.a, she breaths in more toxins in a year than that pan will out out in 25.




lmao... we need a Guapo chat..ASAP.
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#321047 - 03/09/10 07:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Black Banana Republic Drss shirt. Black CK socks. I got a job haha....
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#321048 - 03/09/10 08:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
Congrats!
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#321049 - 03/09/10 09:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Offline
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I bought a pair of sock eating shoes today. I've had a pair of these same Rockports- probably five or six pairs, for more than ten years and they changed something in the formula and now these shoes are eating my socks at the heel where within 100 yds of walking they have pulled my socks down and into the shoes. Something isn't right. I hate losing an old friend.

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#321050 - 03/10/10 04:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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This has been a problem with dress shoes of late. I always like to put the blame on the fact that they are all fucking made in China.




A super-bright rearlight for my bike. We are having a warm snap....
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#321051 - 03/11/10 04:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Super-dark blue jeans for works (dunno how i feel about that). A FreshJive backpack that was 75% off.
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#321052 - 03/11/10 07:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: Mississippi
I just ordered this online. I can't wait for the nice weather to start flying again!





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#321053 - 03/11/10 08:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I just ordered this online. I can't wait for the nice weather to start flying again!







Piu piu brrrrrrrrrrr tshhhhhhhhhhhh

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#321054 - 03/11/10 08:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Well, at least that ^^^ is one of the better posts tonight.
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#321055 - 03/12/10 08:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Another pair of jeans. Gap reintroduced a style that i really dig (worker).And they got that promotion right now that if you bring in an old pair, no matter how shitty, they will knock 30% off...
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#321056 - 03/12/10 09:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Some french fries after making my IRA contribution for 2010. woot!
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#321057 - 03/12/10 09:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Frappuccino. Last purchase of significance was a Mesa Mark II C+ combo.
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#321058 - 03/13/10 04:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Yeah, I bought two of them. One for my Dad, one for my sister. They get the WiFi models while I'm holding out for the WiFi+3G. Not available until May? Damn you, Apple.



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