Herr Brandon Iron,

I am happy that you have returned to the homeland. We Germans have the most perfect symmetrical cocks on earth with large walnut size balls with which to produce our pure A grade Aryan semen. Just as pure maple syrup is graded in America, so too is hot white cum graded in Germany.

I hope John Thompson was a gracious host and that you had the opportunity to lap a few hot wads of pure grade A German cum from the floor.

Rommel