By all accounts (and the lack of reporting from basically anyone), this sounds like one giant boring affair this year. Where is the drama? The catfights? Where is Cytherea threatening to beat up Jenaveve Jolis if she wins and award? Where is Annie Cruz getting ass-fucked during the AVN Award show? Just give me one Gia Paloma getting coked up at the Circle Bar and dancing on a table.

Or post a transcript of that "Fact vs. Fiction."

Or explain how Naughty America, Bang Bros, Reality Kings, Anabolic, Zero Tolerance, Pink Visual, and dozens of others (including JM Productions) fail to show up, but there is an exhibitor called "ShiJiazhuangzhengtian Science and Technology Co. Ltd. China." Huh?