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#604924 - 01/17/14 12:47 AM Question for Brandon
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Was Oprah snubbed by the Academy for this year's Oscars?

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#604952 - 01/17/14 06:27 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Have you sliced your nuts off and sent them to some cam whore yet?
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#605054 - 01/20/14 01:45 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Originally Posted By: ben
Was Oprah snubbed by the Academy for this year's Oscars?


I watched The Butler yesterday. No, she was not snubbed.

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#605055 - 01/20/14 01:45 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Have you sliced your nuts off and sent them to some cam whore yet?


Have not been asked but I have my ginsu ready.

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#605082 - 01/20/14 10:11 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Have you sliced your nuts off and sent them to some cam whore yet?


Have not been asked but I have my ginsu ready.


I was talking to Ben, Mini-Me.
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#605319 - 01/26/14 12:05 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Have you sliced your nuts off and sent them to some cam whore yet?


ceara has stepped up her game. she's an hbo whore now.
ben will have to sacrifice more meaningful parts if he wants her attention now.

http://blog.cearalynch.com/?p=1324

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#605327 - 01/26/14 09:52 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Holy fuck she's haggard.

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#605354 - 01/26/14 05:01 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ]
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she's got a fucken hot mouth...but not hot enough to star in the first episode it seems. the skinny chick and her stick figure bf held down most of the show.

vice

What do you have planned for future episodes, assuming the show is picked up for a full season?

I'm also starting a segment on Ceara Lynch. Shes a Humiliatrix. Basically she's an entrepreneur Cam model that provides online psychological humiliation. She doesn't even really get naked. One service she provides is called "ignore." For a couple dollars a minute, she'll ignore you. She might turn on the cam so you can watch her ignore you, or maybe she won't.

snipped from the vice link above written by Christopher Glazek
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#605378 - 01/26/14 09:49 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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love Vice. They make my fav HBO series too.
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#605425 - 01/27/14 05:56 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: LouCypher]
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Think what she can pull down getting people to send her $ to ignore Pulped, Hungwell, and the douchebag with the type these characters user name and North Korean flag avatar.
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#605437 - 01/27/14 08:46 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Does anyone else have a question for me? Since the decline of VHS, I seem to have had a lot of time on my hands. One question in particular I am interested in hearing: "Would you like a job?"

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#605439 - 01/27/14 10:22 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Does anyone else have a question for me? Since the decline of VHS, I seem to have had a lot of time on my hands. One question in particular I am interested in hearing: "Would you like a job?"


What happened with the rest of the meltdown clip with the cute little blond cunt you let crack you in the face a few times (i don't know her name).

Who is the creepiest male performer
creepiest female performer.

Did you feel it was a little inappropriate to perform that interview talking about rough sex and holding a graphic box cover in front of a restaurant with families and kids going in and out?
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#605440 - 01/27/14 11:08 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: CxGxPx]
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The blonde is Crystal Ray and we had a cathartic time with each other. She was peed on in the shower by several guys on set.

I would never call any other performer creepy. To each his/her own. No judgments.

If you are talking about the rough sex interview with Rocco Siffredi, it was fine.

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#605502 - 01/29/14 01:11 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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I will be making a public appearance at Jamba Juice at the Topanga Mall today from 5-6pm. Will be having a medium Strawberry Surf Rider. (Note: I will be in front of the counter. At least for now.)

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#605526 - 01/30/14 12:49 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I will be making a public appearance at Jamba Juice at the Topanga Mall today from 5-6pm. Will be having a medium Strawberry Surf Rider. (Note: I will be in front of the counter. At least for now.)


Wouldn't allowing you behind the counter at an establish that sells food be considered a violation of the public health code?
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#605530 - 01/30/14 05:30 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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No one showed up to my public appearance. The world can be a cold place, as cold as a Strawberry Surf Rider.

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#605547 - 01/31/14 01:01 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Here's a new question. Even though we've never met, what is it about you that makes me just despise your very existence? I wish that you would fall into an open manhole and drown to death on fetid sewage or have someone cave your skull in with a frozen brisket. What is it about you that is so repugnant it generates these feelings from mere message board interaction?

Does it bother you that no matter how many weights you lift to try to make your self more physically imposing you'll still be a four foot tall midget that would have his head kicked off his shoulders by a girlscout?

(I guess that's really two questions)
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#605549 - 01/31/14 02:14 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: CxGxPx]
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Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Here's a new question. Even though we've never met, what is it about you that makes me just despise your very existence? I wish that you would fall into an open manhole and drown to death on fetid sewage or have someone cave your skull in with a frozen brisket. What is it about you that is so repugnant it generates these feelings from mere message board interaction?

Does it bother you that no matter how many weights you lift to try to make your self more physically imposing you'll still be a four foot tall midget that would have his head kicked off his shoulders by a girlscout?

(I guess that's really two questions)


That's three questions. Get your shinebox.



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#605550 - 01/31/14 04:51 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
Originally Posted By: CxGxPx
Here's a new question. Even though we've never met, what is it about you that makes me just despise your very existence? I wish that you would fall into an open manhole and drown to death on fetid sewage or have someone cave your skull in with a frozen brisket. What is it about you that is so repugnant it generates these feelings from mere message board interaction?

Does it bother you that no matter how many weights you lift to try to make your self more physically imposing you'll still be a four foot tall midget that would have his head kicked off his shoulders by a girlscout?

(I guess that's really two questions)


That's three questions. Get your shinebox.



No, the first part was really just asking the same question a different way..

Get my shine box? You're aligning your self as the Billy Batts role? haahha, fucking idiot.
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#605551 - 01/31/14 04:54 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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You're not very intelligent. Luckily you where born with a penis the size of a small billy club and you've been able to make a living assaulting orifices with it up until lately. Thank god Canada has a decent welfare system.
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#605558 - 01/31/14 11:49 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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I can't hear you over the noise of the jacuzzi motor. Very busy relaxing.

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#605559 - 01/31/14 12:30 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: Brandon_Iron]
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Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I can't hear you over the noise of the jacuzzi motor. Very busy relaxing.


Do you wear a flotation device in the jacuzzi so you won't accidentally drown.
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#605561 - 01/31/14 01:05 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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I wear inner tubes as cock rings.

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#605580 - 01/31/14 09:46 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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^dead mans float?.
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#609432 - 04/18/14 04:29 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Brandon, this is your fault somehow

http://efukt.com/21142_I_Haz_a_Breakdown.html
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#609527 - 04/20/14 12:04 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Welcome back, Crystal! (Not sure how old that clip is. Looks like Andi Anderson is there and I heard she made a comeback, too.)

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#609553 - 04/20/14 10:26 PM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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I don't like how ms Ray appears to be morphing into Margot Kidder.


Also, Brandon, would you take Oxy's you picked out of your dads puke?
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#609647 - 04/24/14 01:23 AM Re: Question for Brandon [Re: ben]
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Will someone please ask Crystal if she'd like to make a cumeo appearance for loadmymouth.com?

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