College...funny. If Burg had $1 for every stripper who plied that lie to him, he'd be richer than Billy Gates.

How small is the show this year? Is Pammy Peaks there with her makeup kit sponsored by Home Depot? Which whores are begging you for free drinks? Has one of the Naughty America whores set her celly on vibrate, jammed into her vagina, and gave everyone the number?

C'mon dude, better reporting.