That is my guess too. Someone asked on another site and you are my cosmetic surgery expert, so figured I'd ask.

I concur. The nipple/areola placement is correct, nothing looks stretched and the sag is natural without the ball in a bag droop hanging effect.

Gia, do your escort friends ever tell you about their "dates" with celebs & wealthy Persian business men?

What's the worst high-end restaurant you've been to? The best one? Have you ever been to Applebee's? What is your favorite porn scene? (With you as the talent and not as the talent.) Favorite book?

Worst high end restaurant- anything that's been on TMZ

Applebee's- Once. I was a tour photographer for Girl's Gone Wild. The producer chose it. We were often in small or rural towns and preferred finding locally owned restaurants, but you don't always get your way when working with others.

Group scene for Wicked with Jessica Drake, Leslie Zen, and I. Forgot the title. Tales of Perversion (Elegant Angel. Dir: William H. Forgot which #)

Any Girlvert. Pretty Peaches. New Wave Hookers. Fashionistas I.

Right now I'm re-reading YA stuff like Francesca Lia Block. And currently I'm very into A Country of Cities by Vishaan Chakrabarti right now. My favorite books in my adult life change a lot. Also check out Confessions of an English Opium Eater. Unorthodox is great, too. Girlvert. The Devil in the White City (It's 2 desperate stories about a serial killer and an architect.) And one of my fave blogs became a book- Young House Love for all you decorators and DIY'ers out there. Also, The Art of Seduction. The New Rules of Attraction. And the Diana Vreeland Memos.

Was Joe Francis a good lay, or just a coked up douche who had trouble keeping wood?

Hey, you think it is bad that Terry Richardson allegedly won't shoot a non famous chick unless she fucks him?

I don't see the big deal, cause they could get pics done elsewhere. It aint like he is the only game in town, and it aint like every broad doesn't know his reputation.

As if Francis would tour with us! Mostly, Francis was home in L.A. except for certain cities that would be highlighted in some special DVD or MTV appearances. He'd stay in a hotel and shoot at the clubs with us. He would only be on the bus for an hour to interact with certain models on camera. I've never seen him bang anyone nor me for that matter. The job was all business with the facade of a party.

Nice victim blaming.

A lot of models don't know who Terry Richardson is. They're more interested in the clothes and getting a campaign one day. Most of these girls are underage. The ones that do know his rep feel compelled to do what he says because he's so lauded in the fashion world that he can make or break your career. Most of the agents are in on his antics. When you're 15, owe your agency tons of money from your book (portfolio) and model house fees, what are you going to do? Walk out and miss an opportunity to pay everyone back? Complain to your agent and get fired?

Models don't choose to work with famous photographers. You don't wake up one day and say, "After coffee, I'll tell Next I'd like to test with Testino." They choose you through your agency. To even get a test shot (unpaid) is a huge deal.

Good explanation.

A friend made me sit through a Girls Gone Wild vid. Talk about totally unfappable. Even the degradation seemed contrived. Maybe I'm jaded.

You're right. I had a friend a few years back who was really into GGW and never shut up about it. I told him it couldn't be all that, so he gave me a DVD, certain that I'd fap my dick off. I watched it and couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of it. Stupidest shit ever recorded on video.

It's not my thing either. I doubt the crew I toured with had ever seen one in its entirety.

Pressly Maddox used to work for them too. I think she was a talent wrangler or recruiter

ggw was a porn infomercial.

It wasn't even so much that it wasn't hardcore enough...which it wasn't. The biggest turn off was the whiny fucker begging the girls to show a nipple. "Oh, c'mon. Please?". Not a very strong hand.

They had some hardcore videos, I think. Only thing i've watched of theirs in over a decade was the Spitzer's Whore lez video.

I thought there was one really hot GGW lesbo scene that I saw but everything else was mega-crap

Didn't you wind up in gonzogirl's neck of the woods once?

Yes! But she was on hiatus from xpt at the time except pm basis. We couldn't meet. In Ohio, I tried meeting Simp. It was a blizzard and I offered to buy him drinks and lunch, but he chickened out.

Her tits although magnificent..are fake. The dead give away is when she bends over.. you can see the bags..

This is so unfair. You'll never make it out to my neck of the woods.

Gia,

What is the best and proper way to clean a belly button that will pass a taste test? In case your wondering I have an inny.

Why the interest in "Confessions of an English Opium Eater"? That is either some pretty serious autodidacticism or you were thinking of grad school.

I would like to see the Fatty Faux-Teen Gia and Skinny MILF Gia scene where they take turns playin' with each-others butts.

I love that time period. And I read a lot of weird stuff.

Brooklyn damage

Do your past interactions with Kahn Tusion still haunt you in your late 40s/early 50s?

Don't give us the angry Ori hate speech about the guy. Girl forgets what her agreement was in lieu of paying cash for rent.

Cute photo montage.

Next question. Khan and I always got along. We lost touch years back, but I'm sure he's doing fine. I have fond memories of going to lunch with him, and sometimes tagging along was my best friend (male. Best friends for 11 years. Jewish- so, they related on that quite a bit.) Khan was an intense guy and sardonically hilarious people you'll ever meet. I loved hearing stories about his childhood and later years in NYC at places like Max's. Then he'd make a keen observation about the whatever group of people at a nearby table, and have us all laughing again. Or he'd Meatholes-lite the waitress yet leave a huge tip for her trauma. I also had a great time introducing him to girls. I'd disclose the Khan game fully so they'd know what they were in for or choose to decline. Except one girl. Because she was pissing me off

Is Khan's brother still doing the call-in legal show on L.A. radio?

I have no idea. I don't follow radio shows.

https://twitter.com/billhandelshow

Cleaning a belly button is easy. Put peanut butter in it and call the dog.

o-em-fucken g. i'm actually feeling guilt for laughing at that.
not necessarily because it's funny...more so because i think it's a family value passed down through the ages and now we've been enlightened like we're some sort of inlaws.

Why do you feel a Gia Jordan twitter follow is only worth 25 bucks.?

Wish list.

Which Motorhead doc? The one mostly about Lemmy?

Hey, he offered.



Yes.

We will now monitor your twitter to see if he sent the money...

I feel bad. I still need to get an address for him. I need a po box again anyway.

Does she accept bitcoin?

Actually, why not?

Or Paypal and then all you need to give him is an email address and it doesn't have to be your main one. Create an email address say paypal@giajordan.com or whatever associate that with your Paypal account.

You hook up Paypal to your checking account and do free transfers between them. It takes about two days to get the funds in your checking account. No PO Boxes, no bounced checks.

I've never had a PayPal. I hate the set up.

bitcoin is pretty risky and likely more compromised than wall street. the news hasn't been good lately.

I got myself an acct anyway today. I probably won't use it much.

Use it to collect money from selling soiled panties. I don't think PayPal reports activity until you pass 200 transactions or $10k received in a year.

Leave the soiled panty selling to those basic bitches.

Come on, Gia. Think of all them thread bare drawers in yer dresser. Why throw em away and clog up land fills, when you can wear em and sell em, so a creep can put em inside out on a pillow to fantasize 69ing you?

Personally, I only huff panties that I remove from a broad, or she leaves behind. I feel purchasing soiled panties is on par with having road kill deer mounted.

When I was a kid there was an ad in the back of Hustler for guys to buy polaroids of a naked chick and to buy her dirty panties. The PO box was for our small town post office. some friends and myself tried to stake out the post office box during the summer and got banned from the post office unless we were with an adult.
I was about 11 years old at the time.