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#385855 - 10/30/09 07:45 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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That mope was slightly wide left, and it was a fucken chip shot, too.

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#385856 - 10/30/09 08:58 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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#385857 - 10/30/09 10:40 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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NIIICE! I like it. Just in time for Thanksgiving.
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#385858 - 10/30/09 10:45 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

That mope was slightly wide left, and it was a fucken chip shot, too.




I wasn't too thrilled about him missing the shot either.
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#385859 - 10/31/09 03:02 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Every part of your face, except your mouth, looks like it's trying to run away.
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#385861 - 11/01/09 02:19 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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#385862 - 11/02/09 10:07 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Gia, have you seen this man in your dreams?


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#385863 - 11/02/09 11:34 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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No. Yikes.
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#385864 - 11/02/09 01:07 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Gia, you get to direct a new movie with 5 scenes. 1 BBG, 1 GGB, and 3 BG scenes.

Who do you cast?

Only current performers are allowed.

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#385865 - 11/02/09 01:12 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Oh wow! Can I get back to you on that? I want to make the right choices.
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#385866 - 11/02/09 01:51 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Quote:

Oh wow! Can I get back to you on that? I want to make the right choices.




yes, and to mix it up, make one of the BG scenes an interracial. Either black dude or chick, doesn't matter.
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#385867 - 11/02/09 08:07 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Posts: 522
Quote:

yes, and to mix it up, make one of the BG scenes an interracial. Either black dude or chick, doesn't matter.



OK Let's see if we've got this straight - you want her to name 6 dicks - one which could, or could not, be a color other than white?

THREADKILLER!!!
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#385868 - 11/02/09 10:37 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Gia, you get to direct a new movie with 5 scenes. 1 BBG, 1 GGB, and 3 BG scenes.

Who do you cast?

Only current performers are allowed.




Rocco Siffredi/ Giana/ Monica Foster

Kristina Rose and Manuel
Aletta Ocean and Kieran Lee
Natalia Rossi and Justice Young

Kagney Linn Karter w/Mark Ashley and Scott Nails
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#385869 - 11/02/09 10:49 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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wITHOUT pICTURES wHO gIVES a dAMN!

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#385870 - 11/02/09 10:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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You know what these bitches look like. Do you think I have all damn day like Mopezart to forage for pics?
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#385871 - 11/02/09 11:13 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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ok tHEN.... WHO GIVES A DAMN? wHICH STUNTCOCK AND FUCKHOLE IS meaningless. Its all about situation and chemistry. Give me a storyline and try to impress me. Believe it or not Porn needs better scriptwriters and directors. The main problem is if they had their shit together......................................they wouldn't be working in porn!
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#385872 - 11/02/09 11:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Because I answered a question, cunt. PT is no longer at Vivid. Why don't you go fill his spot since you're so big on story lines.
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#385873 - 11/03/09 06:21 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
Steezo Offline
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Quote:

Give me a storyline and try to impress me.




How about a SuperMan prequel? Or maybe something about Dracula.
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#385874 - 11/03/09 07:51 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Posts: 522
Quote:

Because I answered a question, cunt. PT is no longer at Vivid. Why don't you go fill his spot since you're so big on story lines.



Not tonight sweetie - I am too tired. Please go fuck the pizza delivery boy instead.

PS that was a low blow - you know how I feel about Vivid
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#385875 - 11/03/09 09:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
whorebot Offline
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Posts: 522
Quote:

How about a SuperMan prequel? Or maybe something about Dracula.




Nice try but listen to this idea.......something about - PIRATES!

The first person to solve the age old dream of crossing porn with mainstream media will win the brass ring. Hmmm I have an idea for a new thread.



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#385876 - 11/03/09 11:49 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
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Posts: 1059
Gia, you go on a porn shoot in a very remote area. You'll be gone for 3 days while they shoot multiple movies. You will be stuck with these people for 3 straight days.

Who do you want on that trip to keep you from going completely insane? Who is the LAST porn whore you want on that trip? Which one of the stunt cocks will you break down and fuck because your bored and horny?

And lastly, since you retired from fucking on film, have you had any threeways? Were they BGG or BBG?

I don't know why but after 30 pages this thread is fascinating to me now.
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#385877 - 11/15/09 05:21 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread
drdoom Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 163
Hey Gia,

Will we ever see you do a scene for Facial Abuse?

How about hookin' up with Duke and the boys?
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"i look wasted as fuck there. as if i had to mainline away the memory of big red and duke beating me." - Gia Jordan

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#385878 - 01/28/10 07:40 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Gia,

Do you like rape fantasies?
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#385879 - 01/28/10 07:43 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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where the fuck did you run into turkey neck? unbeknownst to you, he probably planned it for weeks


how much would turkey neck have to cough up to get a private?





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#385880 - 01/28/10 07:45 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Quote:

Gia,

Do you like rape fantasies?




Yes
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#385881 - 01/28/10 07:48 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Heh. That was at an alt.porn party at Beauty Bar. Not interested in doing anything of that nature with that person. No thanks.
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#385882 - 01/28/10 07:48 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
you look like rape bait in your current avatar and in the pic with turkey neck


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#385883 - 01/28/10 07:49 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Quote:

Heh. That was at an alt.porn party at Beauty Bar. Not interested in doing anything of that nature with that person. No thanks.





what if he offered 5 grand?
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#385884 - 01/28/10 07:49 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Why, thank you, darling.
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#385885 - 01/28/10 07:50 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
I meant thank you to saying I look like rape bait. For the other question, well...it's out of the question. No thanks.
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#385886 - 01/28/10 07:53 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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interesting. but you'd fuck for cash if the person offering was attractive right?
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#385887 - 01/28/10 07:56 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
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Lolz. No. You gave hypothetical questions, I gave hypothetical answers.
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#385888 - 01/28/10 07:57 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Hey Gia, I'm still here. I'm aware of your PMs to JRV.

why did you delete your post in Summara's birthday thread?

Quote:

"Woah. Stacy Dash ages better than I do. I should start hanging out with her




what movie are these pics from?























do you have any ambitions?

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#385889 - 01/28/10 08:01 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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1. Complimenting Stacey Dash, I soon realized I was taking away from Sam's birthday thread. Man, Stacey Dash is unreal! I am in awe of how young she looks.

2. Glazed and Confused. (Elegant Angel, Dir: William H)

3. Yes
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#385890 - 01/28/10 09:58 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Registered: 10/02/09
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Dude, we all know Gia did porn. Go to Google, take off the moderate SafeSearch, and you can find the photo/film it was taken. Weirdly innaprops.

Stacy Dash is gorgeous. And Julianne Moore is 50 freaking years old. Some people have good Gia genes.
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#385891 - 01/28/10 10:12 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
Steezo Offline
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Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:

Some people have good Gia genes.




Yep. Gia is aging like Tina Turner's legs.
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#385892 - 01/28/10 11:43 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Um...I guess that's better than aging like Madonna's arms?
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#385893 - 01/29/10 03:26 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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How was your scene with the 5'1 Alex "Mini-Me" Rox? Do you think 5'1 is an exagerration and he's really about 4'10?

Would you date him in real life if he were a nice guy? Or would you be embarrassed to be seen with him?




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#385894 - 01/29/10 03:56 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Who's the other girl in the picture?
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#385895 - 01/29/10 04:44 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
taint1974 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

Quote:

Gia,

Do you like rape fantasies?




Yes


.
Are you the raper or the rapee?

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#385896 - 01/29/10 06:33 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Rapee.
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#385897 - 01/29/10 06:43 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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I forgot the name of the girl in the pic. Lana or Laura or something. Mostly, she just feature danced. I'm not sure if this dude's height is correct. When I showed up that day in sweats (Splendid, never Juicy...ew) and Vans, I could've sworn he was an inch taller than me and I'm 5'4".

As for dating in real life, no he's not my type. I prefer American men (they get my pop culture references) and I prefer my guys 5'10"-6'2". It seems most of the men I've dated are 6'1" and 175lbs.

Hey, where's Cleetus? This is so his thread.
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#385898 - 01/29/10 06:55 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Quote:

Rapee.




if you give me your address, we could so act this out. i'll come through a window and surprise you some night wearing a black mask
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#385899 - 01/29/10 07:04 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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or does your rape fantasy involve a group of ghetto spooks?
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#385900 - 01/29/10 07:09 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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No. Always white guys. Usually kinda preppy.
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#385901 - 01/29/10 07:09 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Posts: 2141
How tall is Kevin?





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#385902 - 01/29/10 07:15 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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Quote:

How tall is Kevin?








that's your bf? he looks nerdy. kind of an Andy Dick lookalike.
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#385903 - 01/29/10 07:15 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
gia jordan Offline
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Maybe 5'10" or taller? Not sure. He wasn't my date for that evening. Malice was. Kevin just wanted a pic with me.
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#385904 - 01/29/10 07:17 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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What would you rate yourself on a scale of 1-10?



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#385905 - 01/29/10 07:20 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread
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It's different everyday. Probably a 6 right now because I'm in sweats and a pony tail and procrastinating going to the gym.
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