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#60466 - 10/01/04 05:03 PM Quote of the day
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
- H.L. Mencken
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#60467 - 10/01/04 05:13 PM Re: Quote of the day
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
- H.L. Mencken





ummm i don't get it


Translation for john garfield: 8 dhun ghit 1t @ fayner
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#60468 - 10/01/04 05:43 PM Re: Quote of the day
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It is just a quote I found while researching something else. I kinda liked the way, in my mind, it fit here in the cage.
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#60469 - 10/02/04 04:43 AM Re: Quote of the day
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#60470 - 10/02/04 02:47 PM Re: Quote of the day
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"when you get aids I hope you have the decency to kill yoursself so we dont have to watch our little girl decompose and be eatin by worms"

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#60471 - 10/02/04 02:48 PM Re: Quote of the day
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"when you get aids I hope you have the decency to kill yoursself so we dont have to watch our little girl decompose and be eatin by worms"



OK who said that?
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#60472 - 10/02/04 03:01 PM Re: Quote of the day
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"when you get aids I hope you have the decency to kill yoursself so we dont have to watch our little girl decompose and be eatin by worms"






Father Roxx?
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#60473 - 10/02/04 03:04 PM Re: Quote of the day
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Quote:

"when you get aids I hope you have the decency to kill yoursself so we dont have to watch our little girl decompose and be eatin by worms"






Father Roxx?




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#60474 - 10/02/04 03:07 PM Re: Quote of the day
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That's funny.
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#60475 - 10/02/04 08:50 PM Re: Quote of the day
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I think if someone like jenna or ashton moore were hiv positive ( don't want that to happen) but if it did i think i would still fuck them if given the chance, i would just double bag it.
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#60476 - 10/03/04 02:32 AM Re: Quote of the day
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you would risk your life to fuck someone like jennna (if she had hiv) when there are fresh young girls coming around daily?
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#60477 - 10/03/04 02:38 AM Re: Quote of the day
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you would risk your life to fuck someone like jennna (if she had hiv) when there are fresh young girls coming around daily?





My penis would be double bagged and it depends how far along she was, i don't want 40 pound , legions, constant coughing jenna, like 1 month into it or something. (lean back)
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#60478 - 10/03/04 04:21 PM Re: Quote of the day
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"stop crying and put this in your mouth before i give you something to cry about" monkey's dad.
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#60479 - 10/05/04 06:15 PM Re: Quote of the day
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"I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish."
Roads posted this Rodney D. Quote from Caddieshack In AWOP and I thought it would fit here for some reason
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#60480 - 10/05/04 06:26 PM Re: Quote of the day
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"I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish."
Roads posted this Rodney D. Quote from Caddieshack In AWOP and I thought it would fit here for some reason




So Wang = Kyoto ???

Kyoto didn't say he was in Caddyshack.

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#60481 - 10/05/04 06:30 PM Re: Quote of the day
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LOL, no not Kyoto but there is a Wang around every corner or so I have heard in this section
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#60482 - 10/05/04 06:50 PM Re: Quote of the day
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I hate rodney dangerfield and am glad he is dead, he should've died 10 years ago before wally sparks.
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#60483 - 10/05/04 07:55 PM Re: Quote of the day
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#60484 - 10/06/04 01:05 AM Re: Quote of the day
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I hate rodney dangerfield and am glad he is dead, he should've died 10 years ago before wally sparks.




I liked him, but you're right in the sense that his career hasn't been good for at least 10 years. The 80s were really his heyday.
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#60485 - 10/06/04 02:41 AM Re: Quote of the day
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LOL, no not Kyoto but there is a Wang around every corner or so I have heard in this section




A chico or a wanker?

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#60486 - 11/11/04 08:37 PM Re: Quote of the day
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I had to reopen this thread for another quote. This one really tickled by fascist funny bone.

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imagine no greed or hungry, imagine all the people, living life in peace, then monkey sets up concentration camps to weed out all the loose pieces , HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.


monkey
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