Hey I just worked out some funny shit. In most songs that contain the word 'LOVE' you can change it to 'DRUG' and you get a great result:-

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR DRUGS MEATLOAF
DRUGS TAKE TIME MARIAH CAREY
DRUGS AND DEVOTION REAL MCCOY
DRUG BOAT CAPTAIN PEARL JAM
DRUG CATS THE CURE
DRUGS CHANGES EVERYTHING CLIMIE FISHER
MY DRUGS DON'T COST A THING J-LO
DRUGS DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE MADONNA
DRUGS IN AN ELEVATOR AEROSMITH
DRUG ME TWO TIMES THE DOORS
DRUGS OF THE COMMON PEOPLE PAUL YOUNG
DRUG SHACK B 52S
THE DRUGS WE MAKE GIRL OVERBOARD
DRUGS WILL NEVER DO JANET JACKSON
DRUGFOOL CARDIGANS
DRUGSICK GANGSTAR
100% PURE DRUGS CRYSTAL WATERS
ADDICTED TO DRUGS ROBERT PALMER
AINT NO DRUGS AINT NO USE SUB SUB
ALL FOR DRUGS THREE MUSKETEERS
ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD THE CORRS
AS LONG AS YOU DRUG ME BACKSTREET BOYS
THE BEST OF MY DRUGS EAGLES

And so on...........

You can also add (in bed) to the end of fortune cookie sayings.