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#408421 - 03/31/09 02:24 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Tritone.
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#408422 - 04/04/09 02:28 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Can I just ask why any girl would do this to her pussy?
Haven't I seen this before somewhere...?
Edited by MarleyMason (04/04/09 02:29 PM)
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#408424 - 04/04/09 02:40 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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I was glad all I had to do was fuck it with toys, not lick it. 
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#408425 - 04/04/09 03:31 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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bartenders who have to try to get pussy by juggling glasses and bottles like he's tommy boy cruise in cocktail when there's a line room deep that just wants a fucking drink.
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#408426 - 04/04/09 04:30 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Ouch, live in Jersey? that actually hurts.
Gia, Imagine the following. On your Monday at work you are brought to a room where on the other side of a chain link fence resides 20 or so drug addicts, convicted felons, meth heads, child molesters, thiefs and other perverts. Some are coming off of their weekend of drug abuse and are sleeping in chairs. Within an hour you have to preform eligibility interviews, and get then ready for appearing before evil judge using only your voice.
I think you may have transferable skills.
OK, just trying to get caught up on things and learning who is who. So, just in order to clarify:
Paperchase, you are a lawyer, right? Gia doesn't believe you are a lawyer because you don't want to post your real name and address on this website? I *MUST* be missing something, right?
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#408429 - 04/04/09 05:33 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Ouch, live in Jersey? that actually hurts.
Gia, Imagine the following. On your Monday at work you are brought to a room where on the other side of a chain link fence resides 20 or so drug addicts, convicted felons, meth heads, child molesters, thiefs and other perverts. Some are coming off of their weekend of drug abuse and are sleeping in chairs. Within an hour you have to perform eligibility interviews, and get then ready for appearing before evil judge using only your voice.
I think you may have transferable skills.
OK, just trying to get caught up on things and learning who is who. So, just in order to clarify:
Paperchase, you are a lawyer, right? Gia doesn't believe you are a lawyer because you don't want to post your real name and address on this website? I *MUST* be missing something, right?
That's correct. Plus I once under-estimated how much Max Hardcore was going to have to pay for his obscenity trial, and some of the other "fake" lawyers corrected me. I lost major face on that one.
Gia, then told me I was worthless and weak, and heart broken I had to go fuck Bree Olsen.*
*I'm joking about the last part, I look nothing like a chair leg.
OK, just to be clear about this. Do you not want to give out your real name and address (thus clearing up the question as to whether or not you are a lawyer) because you may suffer some personal or professional repercussions if people in your private life (or on the job) find out you post on a porn site, or is there something else?
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#408431 - 04/04/09 07:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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James? Paper...toilet paper...James River Paper...yep.
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#408433 - 04/04/09 07:34 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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I assumed that was what was going on, just wanted to be sure since I thought that there were some people on here who were lawyers that were specifically involved in the porn "entertainment" industry who didn't care if people knew they posted here since it really wouldn't impact them and I didn't know if that applied to you.
I can completely relate. I don't have a problem with being on here myself, but no matter how much I think it sucks, and no matter how much I believe in freedom of speech, I know that if the wrong small minded people found out I post on here it could cost me my career.
I guess you could say that would be a pet peeve of mine!
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#408434 - 04/05/09 08:37 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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static took me off her friends list today on myspace. c'mon girlie... I was just JOKING when I asked you how much you would do an electrobukkake for! This is the internet--its not real. ...Shit, I am just waiting for her to start the "Marley Mason has lost her mind" thread with all the screencaps of our messages... add me back, electro! I wanna see all those raver pictures again...reminds me of my days in middle school! And think about that bukkake idea!! You would do great.  Love ya, MM
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#408435 - 04/05/09 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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For someone who claims to not have anything affect them, Electro sure is sensitive.
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#408436 - 04/05/09 09:18 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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yeah, its not like she "took me off her top 8" ...she actually took me off the list completely...
Oh well, maybe she's more of a "Violation of Electrostatic" kind of girl. I should have known.
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#408437 - 04/05/09 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Don't feel bad, she removed me too.
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#408438 - 04/05/09 09:54 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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It's all my fault. I told her the xpters were fantasizing about splooging all over her.
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#408439 - 04/05/09 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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That's all she wanted anyway.
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#408443 - 04/05/09 10:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Go have more babies with wiggers.
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#408445 - 04/05/09 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I'd be more peeved to be added to someone's friend list on MySpace than I would if I was removed. Friends don't exist via internet alone. A friend is someone who can bail you out of jail or go down to the Quik Trip to pick up a twelve pack if you give then a ten dollar bill. Hard to do those types of things cyber style.
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#408447 - 04/05/09 10:35 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Tha shit made me cringe. But that's not why I deleted you people.
Why then, electro? WHY WHY WHY?
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#408448 - 04/05/09 10:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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#408450 - 04/05/09 11:01 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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No worries, but have you put any thought into the Violation of Electrostatic? At least you won't be all goo-covered afterwards.
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#408453 - 04/06/09 06:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Let me get this straight Marley is disappointed because one of her internet friends, who (as a practical matter) exists only in cyberspace, downgraded her on a list of other cyberspace friends which are displayed for still more cyberspace friends.
To help cope with this obvious trauma, she seeks solace from an internet community existing solely of cyberspace friends.
Really, who gives a flying fuck where you are ranked on anyone's "friend list", let alone a character on a porn discussion board?
This whole discussion would be juvenile in high school.
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#408454 - 04/06/09 07:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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In addition to Grizz's post:
No further comments required, I guess.
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#408455 - 04/06/09 08:00 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Except electro did not "downgrade" Marley, she deleted her from her friends list completely. Marley just wants to know why, she doesn't "seek solace from an internet community existing solely of cyberspace friends.". So you fail.
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#408456 - 04/06/09 08:25 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Oh come on people. Puh-leeeze. To the last 3 posters as well as biff and conq: The whole thing was a joke, playing on the bree olson thread "removed me from her top 8" and playing with electro in general "cmon think about the bukkake". This is the cage (duh) and nothing written here should ever be believed as 100% truth, right? But I'm glad I got a rise out of all of you. You too freestaph, thanks for taking the time. You really validated me there. If anybody was removed from her friends list they should ask her about it, she has her reasons. Right static?  And now, to put MY thread back on track, someone stole my lube off set. I use the H20 kind and the bottle I had was almost full. Get your own $40 lube assholes!
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#408457 - 04/06/09 08:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You have to provide your own lube? That should be a pet peeve in and of itself.
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#408458 - 04/06/09 08:34 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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lol, usually shooters have some stuff there but it's always the cheap sticky shit like KY or that "wet" stuff. But H20 is waterbased and doesn't get all sticky, so I bring it with me and I prefer to use that. I've learned not to let it out of my sight, though. In a house full of bitches, guaranteed someone's bringing some extra shit home.
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#408460 - 04/06/09 02:59 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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She sends me requests like every other day... whatev..
Back on topic... We had dinner at a nice restaurant with two other couples Saturday night and two outta three bitches scraped the utensils on their teeth on every bite. 
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#408465 - 04/06/09 10:10 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Sorry girl, this isn't the "electrobukkake idea thread" and we can only go back if you will tell us your rate for taking multiple loads. Inquiring minds are waiting static...
If not...
I hate it when I'm working and I fuck around and swallow the guy's load right away. I get in trouble and have to hold pina colada mix in my mouth--yucky! I prefer the taste of cum much much more.
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#408468 - 04/06/09 11:03 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Haaaa! That's the funniest shit I've read on here all day, thanks Fiend.
PWs pack their lunch? Or do their suitcase pimps do it for them? You tell me because apparently you've been on a porn set where the talent brown-bags it.
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#408470 - 04/06/09 11:34 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Fiend, what's red drank?
I am honestly asking because if you mean purple drank I wish but I don't have a doctor that would write out promethazine & codeine prescriptions for no reason.
Don't you have to be hacking up a lung to get that stuff?
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