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#408371 - 03/22/09 10:29 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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WOW, this is golden!!
Tell me about it. I cut off the part where he asked me if I remembered the '89 earthquake. I was two fucking years old in '89. So no, I don't.
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#408372 - 03/22/09 07:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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....and not as in "shower" ! Or maybe it is. Be careful lectro ! One of my myspace friends let a loon get a little too close to her and he beat the shit out of her. Now she has to change ID's constantly to avoid his stalking ass !
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#408374 - 03/22/09 07:56 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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The incessant, wasteful bulky junk mail that ends up in my mailbox everyday. If the mailmans sack weighs 30 lbs, I guarantee 29 of it is throw away garbage mail. The Post Office was dumb enough to give direct mailers a huge discount on postage years ago, now it clogs up the system and we're all stuck with it.
People ahead of me at the deli counter ordering 1/8 of a pound of this and a 1/4 of a pound of that, 2 slices of cheese etc etc. Live large, get a half pound of everything and enjoy yourself.
Members of my gym that leave the showers on and walk away. One clown actually explained it away by claiming that "well it all ends in the same place anyway".
The effeminate male douchebags that populate the Food Channel at night. Who needs to make a 12 ft. cake that looks like a snow covered Eiffel Tower? Just do decent dishes, explain how it's done and that's that.
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#408375 - 03/22/09 08:12 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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So Mark wins... I spent the weekend in Brossard Canada here. The effeminate Quebecois trash that occupied those rinks brought "the ghey" like you read about. Based on the level of play and the natives(habs) reactions I'm not really sure how Canada represents modern day hockey.
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#408377 - 03/22/09 10:17 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ No ! That's worse than Panzers shit pic. Much worse.
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#408379 - 03/23/09 12:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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What in the hell was that and why on earth would anyone take a picture of it?
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#408380 - 03/23/09 08:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I hope the fuck it was staged. If not then it's very cruel !
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#408382 - 03/23/09 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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^^OH MY that is some picture.  Internet tough guys who wont state their true identity. People who spit in the street. People who blow their nose at the dinner table. People of click their gum while in a conversation. Dirty fingernails and any gender picking whats under their fingernails. Drunk people who seem to lose every fucking thing. Drunk Drivers. Cheap tippers/people who want to split a check 100 ways and count each and everything someone had. People going to someone's home without a gift. Just showing up at someone's home without calling first. People who talk during the movies or have their cellphone on and will answer it after it rang 7 times. People who put their feet on the back of movie chairs while someone is sitting in that seat. People who bring kids to a 10pm showing of an R rated film. find a babysitter you fucking lowlife or stay the fuck at home and rent a tape. Dogs running off leash, when you have dog agressive dogs. People who dont pick up dog shit. Oh boy I could go on and on.  
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#408383 - 03/23/09 07:40 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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How the fuck do you people keep track of all that shit?.
Seriously...
I can tick off half of Gypsys list and theres no way I wouldn't deal with that shit on the spot... making it their problem.
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#408384 - 03/23/09 07:47 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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How the fuck do you people keep track of all that shit?.
Seriously...
I can tick off half of Gypsys list and theres no way I wouldn't deal with that shit on the spot... making it their problem.
I agree Lou and Ive had many many fights, some to the point where I got arrested, but you have to be careful now and days and pick and chose your battles, cause a dumb motherfucker wouldn't think twice about taking out a gun and shooting you. Its happened over nonsense and still happens. So ya gotta be careful, although when I see people doing certain things like spitting on the sidewalk, I say something, I actually say too much sometimes. You may hear about me in the papers one day. And the nose blowing, not necessarily at my table, but in restaurants, people do, do this, and not in a greasy spoon either. Its sickening.
And my neighborhood is very nice and well kept then we get these fucking idiot yuppies who think they are still in Maine and their dogs can shit anywhere cause there's a park nearby. WTF?
I hate people.
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#408385 - 03/23/09 08:06 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Mehhh.. that's another world. Where I live you can carry as long as it's not concealed. I'm not saying I carry but it works both ways.
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#408386 - 03/23/09 08:14 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Mehhh.. that's another world. Where I live you can carry as long as it's not concealed. I'm not saying I carry but it works both ways.
Unfortunately you cant carry here, you have to be a certain type of worker and have your cars, id and all that shit. We need to have more freedom here, but then again, they're already killing each other like crazy, imagine if we were allowed to carry it?
Scary shit.
I wouldnt mind having a nice little HI-Point CF380 Pistol, in my purse. I like those, and they're very attractive. Cheap too, for 160.00 I can get a brand new one. I like these too CZ-USA 75B
but thats about 600.00...still worth it in my opinion.
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#408387 - 03/23/09 08:39 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Mehhh.. that's another world. Where I live you can carry as long as it's not concealed. I'm not saying I carry but it works both ways.
Unfortunately you cant carry here, you have to be a certain type of worker and have your cars, id and all that shit. We need to have more freedom here, but then again, they're already killing each other like crazy, imagine if we were allowed to carry it?
Scary shit.
I wouldnt mind having a nice little HI-Point CF380 Pistol, in my purse. I like those, and they're very attractive. Cheap too, for 160.00 I can get a brand new one. I like these too CZ-USA 75B
but thats about 600.00...still worth it in my opinion.
You'd be better off carrying a brick in your purse to throw at somebody than a High Point firearm.
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#408388 - 03/23/09 08:39 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Buy the CZ not the High Point !
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#408391 - 03/23/09 11:56 PM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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People who let their dogs take giant shits all over the sidewalk. If I catch one of those fuckers, I'm rubbing their face in it.
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#408392 - 03/24/09 12:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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If I catch one of those fuckers, I'm rubbing their face in it.
Take along a photog, I want to see that, especially if it's another whore with one of those "squeeze-and-shit" teacup ankle biters. 
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#408393 - 03/24/09 12:46 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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^^^ Hahaha! Will do! Imagine it now as I grab her by the ponytail... "Get your face down there, you smell that? I gotta walk past these teacup maltipoo babyshits every day! I'm doing you a favor, bitch. You can cancel your facial appointment today, here's one on me." 
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#408394 - 03/24/09 01:27 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk piss me off too!
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#408395 - 03/24/09 03:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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People who ride their bikes on the sidewalk piss me off too!
Here the yuppies do it in the street, but dont obey the rules like the cars, they are supposed to , they have a bike lane just about every block, so why not stay in your fucking bike lane. Yes that is very annoying when they ride on the sidewalks also, then they give you dirty looks.
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#408396 - 03/24/09 03:19 AM
Re: Pet Peeves / Things that make you MAD!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Then there's all the yuppies riding fixed gear bikes when it's obvious they do a shitty job of it.
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#408400 - 03/24/09 08:56 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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How about people that blow shit all over public toilets, like that guys avatar. I have a friend that blows big lines of shitty coke. The laxative in it always gives him explosive diarrhea. After he hits the bathroom, I piss out side the bar, when I go to have a smoke.
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#408402 - 03/24/09 10:00 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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Getting to the airport and being told my bag is 10 lbs overweight and having to stuff shit in my carry on bag. Isn't that shit going on the SAME PLANE?
Next time I'm leaving my dirty underwear at the Check-in counter. It's not my fault no one in New York stocks Jack Daniels Green label. They won't let me carry THAT on the plane.
Damn you JetBlue.
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#408403 - 03/24/09 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Why aren't you boycotting Jack Daniels anyway?
Formatting of that page is odd but the info is true, you might have to hilight the text to read it.
Edited by conquistador (03/24/09 10:37 PM)
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#408404 - 03/24/09 10:32 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Read everybody's post... including the very goddamned disturbing picture. Couple of thoughts, thumbs up and a couple of thumbs down.... The designated hitter. – Charin Back off my DH Charin. It’s here to stay and watching pitchers try and hit is a joke. It’s the equivalent of watching Donny Long try and maintain an erection. Except it's far less pathetic. People who decide they really don't need those frozen waffles/corn dogs/carton of eggs/five pound chub of hamburger/gallon of milk/frozen pizza/gallon of ice cream/etc. and just shove it behind something on a shelf in the hardware section of the store where no one will find it until 15 hours later instead of putting it back in a freezer/cooler where it belongs. – The Unknown Pervert I hear you. I’m an easy going guy but the penalty for that shit should be a kneecapping. People who don't turn the station when a commercial comes on the radio. – Baby G Know what I can’t stand? People that can’t wait thirty fucking seconds for a commercial to pass. Inveterate channel surfers drive me insane. Actually, after reading Gia’s list confirms my theory that if I ended up in a room with Gia, one of would have murdered the other within a half an hour. My money's actually on Gia murdering me, now that I think about it... Chicks that wear hats. – Tony Malice Dammit, I love hats on chicks. The funkier/more absurd the hat, the better I like it. And I'll say this again... that was one disturbing picture... 
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#408407 - 03/25/09 06:40 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
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condoms..
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#408409 - 03/28/09 07:55 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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A certain person on XPT has stopped returning my PM's. It makes me more sad than mad.
He knows who he is, and I will miss my XPT friend.
Remember the late nights plotting to catch Swami? Remember when you taught me how to screencap?
Those were the days, oh mysterious, funny one.
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#408412 - 03/30/09 12:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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look at your keyboard. find the key that says "print screen". Press it. Open any image editing program (I use MS paint). Go to the "edit" menu and select "paste".
Now you have a screen shot.
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#408413 - 03/30/09 12:44 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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I have a button on my (HP) keyboard that say "Prt Scr" over a line with "SysRq" under it. When I press it nothing happens.
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#408414 - 03/30/09 12:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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When you press it a screen shot is saved into your clipboard. That is why I said you have to paste it into an image editing program like microsoft paint in order to see it and save it permanently/name it/edit it/ whatever. You have to follow all of the steps to get results.
And yes, you are pressing the right key.
If i'm not being clear check this tutorial w/ pictures
Edited by conquistador (03/30/09 12:58 AM)
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#408415 - 03/30/09 01:01 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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LOL spunko, you're fucking stupid. Even stupider than me, and that's really saying something.
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#408416 - 03/30/09 01:03 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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At the risk of sounding like a complete tard...what's a clipboard?
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#408417 - 03/30/09 01:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I'm not answering any more questions after this.
The clipboard is where your computer stores things temporarily. As in when you turn off your machine or do something else that writes to the clipboard what you had before is lost.
You know how you can copy and paste lines of text or even cut and paste them? Well the place that they are stored when they are between the cut and pasted steps of the process is the clipboard.
Same deal goes with screen shots. If you hit print screen don't go looking around for your picture or expect anything else to happen. You have to go to an image editor and paste the picture there yourself.
A more generic way to think of the concept of the clipboard is as a tiny amount RAM.
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#408419 - 03/30/09 01:19 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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P.S...sorry for sounding like an idiot. I know about copy and paste,I just never heard it was stored in a 'clipboard'.
I have learned something today. Now I can devote the other 23:50 to something totally unproductive.....as opposed to mostly unproductive.
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