So how many wrist watches do you guys own?

Combined? I don't think we own half as many as Bargain Basement Boris.

Two. A daily and a dress. My dress is a Patek-Phillippe I inherited and the daily is a casio.

I think like 7 now. Only one really fancy one (an Omega Seamaster from the 50's) but it's nice to wear something interesting. I work as a waiter and it's great small-talk. You'll see a lot of older cats wearing something vintage and there's usually a story.

Zero. I have a cell phone. It tells me the time.

I used to LOVE accessorizing. Now it just feels cluttered like I'm trapped.

French Connection green and black lace, dark floral dress. $280. I went shopping in my grossest comfort outfit right in the middle of Soho and forgot it was Fashion Week. On top of looking like shit running errands with my bf who throws on ripped jeans yet still looks like a model, it was freaking crowded. Bf noticed Jaden Smith running down Crosby Street in an oversized black denim jacket while I was looking at buildings because I was done looking at people.

Gold velvet choker. Forever21. $9

General list of the major purchases I have made this summer which will help explain my lack of activity here for the last few months.

1. Roughly $5500 on cataract surgery (right eye though I will have to get the left one done very shortly too)

2. Metaforin, a blood sugar monitoring tester, and needles and test strips for said device, plus various other lab tests that resulted in me being diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes. Went to the doctor in early July because it seemed like all I was doing in the early summer was drinking Gatorade and peeing. Told her I was wondering if I could be coming down with diabetes. She asked if those were my only symptoms and I said yes. She replied it probably isn't anything that serious but we'll do a urine test just to be sure. Fifteen minutes after I whizzed in the tube she came back in and said "You are a smart guy." Had glucose in my urine so they did a blood test with a monitor. Nurse looked at the readout and just rolled her eyes at me and turned the display around for me to see, didn't say a word to me. Display read 376 I looked at her and said "let me guess, that is bad?" Her reply was basically "yeah that is only about four times higher than normal you idiot."

3. New Taylor Made sand wedge to replace the Ping sand wedge I broke a couple of weeks ago.

Diabetes sucks. I've had it for 30 years now. There's a running joke about how they've been telling newly diagnosed diabetics that they're "5 years from a cure" for about the last 75 years or so. At least the treatment options are a little better now. The original lancing device I had to use for finger sticks resembled the device below. It would make a horrible creaking sound when you'd load the spring.

Zero. I got a cellphone that tells me the time.

Combination lock. Went back to faggot-ass yoga recently and I trust those hippies less than meatheads and fighters.

Clearly you aren't embracing yoga properly. Let that shit go, brother. Relax. Love. Trust. Ketchup.

Two 70s watches: an old Seiko and a Ricoh.

Meximelt from Taco Bell. Orloff vodka from the gas station. Around 8 bucks total. Very doubtful the Meximelt will go through a complete digestion process. I will likely throw it upand sleep in it while pissing on myself. But look, I am happy with my life.

Jet Black 256GB iPhone 7 Plus. Showed up today and I love it. Can't believe I used to think the Plus models were too big.

Phone size becomes inverse in proportion to your dick when you get old.

^^^ I bought the same phone on the T-Mobile deal before it expired. Not sure what that says about my dick.

Got a buy 1/get 1 free at Gimme Coffee in Soho for #nationalcoffeeday.
Then a free small coffee at Birch.
Total: $3.

Females are the exception to the rule. They ARE ALWAYS the exception.

Brother HL 3170CDW wireless color laser printer for around $200 or so. This thing prints 23ppm color or b&w and supports printing on both sides of the paper. I remember when a printer like this would cost $10k and now they're practically giving them away. I'll have to check to see if maybe the replacement toner cartridges are overpriced, but I don't think so.

A new wok and Chinese cleaver from Asia Foods on York Road in the Govans neighborhood in northern Baltimore city. Both are of excellent quality and makes it easy to cook Sichuanese food like Kung Pao chicken and Yu Shiang Shredded pork.

I have a Brother laser printer, just black. Thing is great. Even better is buying 4 bottles of toner refill via Amazon for $13.

I am really happy with my Brother MFC-J650DW. Third party ink cartridges work fine in them and don't cost a lot.

4 tires $451. And I got rebate paperwork for a $50 Visa gift card.

Black cropped fitted dress pants with gold side zipper. Zara. $36.

2 shocks $32.44 free 2nd day shipping via Amazon

one of those faggy super lite scarves. a pair of selvedge chinos by Naked and Famous.

I bought a can of Vienna Sausages at WalMart and ate them in the parkinglot. I poured that cummy juice they float in on the pavement. 79 cents.

Lambskin jacket/brown off Amazon. 130 bucks. Best clothing buy in a long time. I love it.

link that biatch

I was a tad off. 140 bucks

Soft as a baby's ass jacket

BTW, FB, if you get one be sure to get one about 2 sizes bigger than you normally wear. Their chart is WAY off. I got an xl and it was too snug. I'm having it exchanged. Great jacket though.

Back door for my house, plus all the other needed crap and some pvc boards to rebuild the frame on the picture window in the living room. $465 + whatever labor my buddy charges me.

Got one of the steel doors w/ the blinds between the glass of the window. The one on the ground level at Home Depot was all beat up and the first one down off the top rack had cracked glass.

The friggin PVC was only about $10 more than wood, so i figured i might as well never have to fuck with it again. Just pulled a 16' board and cut it in half in the store. That right there saved about $9 compared to buying 2 8' boards.

Regular Unleaded.

Lowes: Rat sized glue traps and mothballs. Cold last week and mice were in the kitchen. Baited em w/ peanut butter, took a nap. When I woke up I had 4 mice. Left the fuckers there squeakin and strugglin. Got one more by this morning.

Walmart: Cheap 1qt saucepan, couple rugs for the bathroom, foaming hand soap.

Amazon: Cheap twin sized duvet cover for the down comforter I keep in the living room, more glue traps. They $1+ cheaper than Lowes, but only an add-on item. Free same day shipping. Ordered the stuffn about 10PM last night and it was on my front steps about 10:30 this morning.

I always wondered what sort of sadistic asshole bought those when I was buying Victors. Now I know. :sad5:

I was dehydrated and had a craving for milk. I bought a carton of 2% and a 32oz cup of ice at Speedway. In my car in the parking space I poured the milk in the cup and chugged it. Eventually all of it. My hands were shaking and I spilled some on my hooded sweatshirt. Then I rested my head on the steering wheel. Another patron knocked on my window. I ignored them. In a few minutes I opened my door and vomited then and there. An employee came out and told me not to come back. I had been a daily regular there for about six years.
$2.49 in milk, $.50 in ice.

They are great. Sometimes a mouse will yank a leg out of its socket, trying to get free. When I would put em in my work shop on a Thursday, and not check em till Monday morning, it was a horror show. 4-6 mice on each trap, and once they starve for a day or 2, they eat the closest thing to em, which would be the other mice.

I don't think of em as sadistic. They just furry roaches. You get all fuckin emo over poisoning or glue trappin bugs, faggot? Most of the mice I get are too small to set off a snap trap. They just eat the bait and split.

You take delight in a fellow mammal dislocating its limbs desperately trying to get unstuck from your trap and claim it isn't sadistic? What level of deliberate cruelty qualifies as sadism in your cretinous noggin? You're a despicable motherfucker, motherfucker. I'd like to coat a Slip n Slide with gallons of crazy glue and knock your nude ass down upon it. Then Jeff Mike's out of work bukkake boys would semenboard you into unconsciousness. Prick.

Fuck em. "Fellow mammal" you tree huggin faggot. You probably feel a kinship to them cause you chew on anything and shit all over the place. They are pests, like flies, roaches and junkies. I have no compassion for pests.

If I were a sadist, as you say, while a couple mice were still alive on the glue boards, I'd throw em outside, to teach the feral cats a lesson.

Jerkules, YOU are a pest. Your heart is three sizes too small and the three words that best describe you are, and I quote: stink, stank, stunk! You are dead to me, sir.

If I knew you would be this upset, I would have taken pix of them, before I tied em off in a grocery bag and put em in the trash.

The Kooples black cardigan with black leather trim. Men's size small.

Bloomingdales pre-sale 30% off. Forgot the price. And I went on a triple power points day and it brought me to another 25% off. I love The Kooples and wear both the women's and men's lines. Was $310. Purchased for $192.

http://www.thekooples.com/us/cardigan-in-merino-wool-with-high-leather-collar-1176987.html

1/2lb of Kratom, $116. Elite Green Maeng Da. The DEA moved to ban the stuff recently, but have backed off on the ban for now at least.

Big House Wine Co. Pinot Noir boxed wine. $23. Surprisingly good for being so cheap.

Groceries at Walmart.

Vintage watch from an company in India (HMT). It has arabic numerals . I like it.

Do you name that mouse "A.C. Cream"?

Tires

Schumacher power station/tire inflator/jump starter/inverter/light. and extension cord. Its a beast. 12V.

a little shamrock necklace by this jewelry guy from nyc.

This reminds me of the "Salvation Army" song I learned in Boy Scouts.

"Put a nickle in the drum, save another drunken bum!"