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#386008 - 05/04/10 07:56 PM
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#386010 - 05/04/10 08:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
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You are all a bunch of thread hijacking mother fuckers.
Hey Gia, if you were to cast a movie with regular male porn talent and all mainstream pop culture chicks (actors, singers, reality tv), who would you pair up?
Lex Steele and ?
DP, John Strong and Eric Everhard and ?
Christian XXX, a tranny and ?
5 man blow bang with ?
And just to mix it up a girl/girl scene with Jenna Haze and ?
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#386011 - 05/04/10 08:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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One drink makes as much sense to me as people starting to have sex and saying, "Oh, we better stop now, I'm starting to feel something."
Oh I never said just one. Just not as many as before. That first one will be the best but the next three you limit yourself to (because you know you can- it doesn't have to be the same as before) will put you back on your game Charin.
Fun to be around...cracking jokes, sociable, likable and no longer huddling in a camper watching gagfactor but rather outside in the great outdoors watching the sun set over a pristine lake with a toddy of bourbon w/ icecubes tinkling in the glass and a loving woman on your arm.
It's right there Charin- right at the corner store. You just have to be proactive and take it back.
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#386012 - 05/04/10 08:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You are all a bunch of thread hijacking mother fuckers.
This isn't a hijack. Gia has sampled Makers Mark and approves. She admires men who drink Makers Mark. She finds them to be good company.
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#386014 - 05/04/10 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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So I had alcoholwasim?
Nope. You still have it but that's beside the point.
The point is you need the old Chuck back- the Chuck people actually liked. Right around the corner. Everyone loved you. You had the funniest jokes down at the bar.
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#386017 - 05/04/10 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I wouldn't sweat that Charin. After all you've been drink free for 19 yrs. There is absolutely no reason it has to be the same way this time. I know you remember the bad times but by the same token you remember the good times. Just experience the good times and have that broad on your arm lakeside.
(Here's another hint- a woman (like Gia) who's had a drink or two while watching the sun set is more likely to be receptive to throatfucking).
We're talking $24.00 here to make you feel 25 yrs old again. It's a no-brainer regardless of the big book. Moderation is the answer.
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#386018 - 05/04/10 08:54 PM
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Big Book, p. 30: Quote:
We alcoholics are men and women who have lost the ability to control our drinking. We know that no real alcoholic ever recovers control. All of us felt at times that we were regaining control, but such inter- vals—usually brief—were inevitably followed by still less control, which led in time to pitiful and incompre- hensible demoralization. We are convinced to a man that alcoholics of our type are in the grip of a progres- sive illness. Over any considerable period we get worse, never better.
Later, p. 33:
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Most of us have believed that if we remained sober for a long stretch, we could thereafter drink normally. But here is a man who at fifty-five years found he was just where he had left off at thirty. We have seen the truth demonstrated again and again: “Once an alcoholic, al- ways an alcoholic.’’ Commencing to drink after a period of sobriety, we are in a short time as bad as ever. If we are planning to stop drinking, there must be no reservation of any kind, nor any lurking notion that someday we will be immune to alcohol.
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#386019 - 05/04/10 08:59 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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If alcohol is off limits, what about something safe like percocet or heroin?
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#386020 - 05/04/10 09:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Here's an inappropiate question for Gia:
Don't you think Charin could easily enjoy a little Bourbon every now and then? I mean just when the occasion called for it?
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#386021 - 05/04/10 09:16 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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If alcohol is off limits, what about something safe like percocet or heroin?
As far as AA goes, it's an outside issue. But, most AA's would discourage it.
Thread I started about Xanax. I still do some a few times a month.
Maybe I'll get some Claratin...
Edited by charin (05/04/10 09:16 PM)
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#386023 - 05/05/10 12:19 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
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Someone call the AP - Gia is a drunk! - front page news! Excuse me while I bet on the sun not coming up tomorrow.
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#386026 - 05/05/10 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You need not worry about Charin. Until he can appreciate Makers Mark or dare I say Woodford Reserve he won't be moving in your circles.
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#386027 - 05/05/10 08:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/17/09
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#386028 - 05/05/10 08:37 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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Oh I never said just one. Just not as many as before. That first one will be the best but the next three you limit yourself to (because you know you can- it doesn't have to be the same as before) will put you back on your game Charin.
Fun to be around...cracking jokes, sociable, likable and no longer huddling in a camper watching gagfactor but rather outside in the great outdoors watching the sun set over a pristine lake with a toddy of bourbon w/ icecubes tinkling in the glass and a loving woman on your arm.
It's right there Charin- right at the corner store. You just have to be proactive and take it back.
I read that hearing you say it in Brandon Iron's voice...
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#386030 - 05/06/10 07:57 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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I should have learned by now, Gia is a whore, money is her Higher Power.
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#386031 - 05/27/10 08:54 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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] who's the shine?
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#386032 - 07/12/10 11:26 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Gia, what XPT participants have you fucked besides Malice?
Have yo seen "Towelhead" yet?
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#386033 - 07/13/10 11:32 PM
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Whoremaster
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answer me, god damn it. ever get fucked by Brandon Iron, Christian, Bishop, Jeff Seward etc
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#386034 - 07/13/10 11:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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no, no, no, and no but jeff steward is kinda sexy in a deviant way.
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#386035 - 07/14/10 12:01 AM
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Whoremaster
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now that you said that, he'll try to fuck you the next time you're alone. way to be subtle. isn't he kind of a shrimp with weird facial hair? I find it impossible to believe you haven't fucked any other poster besides Malice. the only reason you haven't fucked me is that we haven't met in person yet. I'm coming for you
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#386036 - 07/14/10 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Remember Pitch Shifty? I fucked a friend of hers.
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#386037 - 07/14/10 07:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Pitch Shifty ????? lol please elaborate.
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#386038 - 07/14/10 12:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
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Gia, if you got pregnant with a trick baby would you keep it?
If you got an abortion would you wait till the very latest time you could get it done so you would feel like you got the most weight loss out of the procedure??
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#386039 - 07/14/10 01:14 PM
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Whoremaster
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Looks like G wouldn't mind angling her way into replacing Jeff Steward's girlfriend so she can become queen of JM. Dare to dream, G!
Another question. Of all the pws you worked with as a performer, who had the best tasting/smelling box?
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#386043 - 07/14/10 03:06 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Very good question Coke.
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#386045 - 07/15/10 12:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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NOT AT ALL.
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#386050 - 07/15/10 04:05 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Gia, if Panzer won the lottery, how much would you require to give him a private? How much to be surrogate mother to his child? Serious answer please. Everyone has their price. Especially whores.
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#386051 - 07/15/10 06:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm not sure Gia wouldn't be more degraded by having to go shopping with Panzer than she would by fucking him.
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#386052 - 07/15/10 06:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I was present for delivery of my kids. I think all women say "never again- no sex again ever" at some point during the process. It isn't pretty, and is apparently very painful. I can only imagine the torture of having an ugly or imperfect child.
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#386054 - 07/15/10 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll answer that for her and say yes.
That's a pretty lame question.
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#386061 - 07/16/10 07:42 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/17/09
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Does the gun have to be loaded? Ernie the Eagle* tells me that's a bad idea.
On The Sopranos the gun was unloaded. But if Gia wants, the gun can be loaded with hollow-point bullets and the safety off.
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