I did not pay any sales tax. The regular price for one bottle of fragrance was $28.00, but they had 3 for $30.00 special. Minus 10% Love Your Body discount, + free shipping, + additional Love Your Body Rewards, +FatCash kickbacks, + Amazon Points. Fuck the regular brick-n-mortar mom-n-pop stores, online shopping is the way to go!

do you resell any of this stuff? what do you do with it?

I jump in it. Yeah, I resell it. I would never buy that stuff if it wasn't for making profit.

I bought a pair of Justin boots. I never knew what I was missing. They feel better than many, many athletic shoes I've worn. They're not cheap but should last a long time.

$912.00 for Quantum Battery 3, Quantum T5D-R flash, Quantum FreeXWire, Quantum FreeXWire receiver and Quantum softbox

Two Haier 6000 BTU A/C window units for $155 each.

bought a 12000 BTU Haier last year and it is the shit.






A pair of super plain white Pony hi-tops.

The Frigidaire 6000 I bought a couple of weeks ago is doing wonders. We haven't gone above the 104 we hit that day, but you know it gets plenty humid here.

I bought a couple small Haiers a couple years ago and put in our lakehouse bedrooms. They work great and even in our humidity the condenser fans sling all the condensate up across the coils and they don't ever drip.

$29.99 for a Fart Fantasy DVD

A pair of moccasins and a couple of pairs of shorts from Cabella's.

18 bottles were not sold to me:

"Status - Unable to Complete
Order Status - Canceled By Loss Prevention"

They caught you scamming, huh?

I do not know anything about any scamming. I only placed 7 separate orders because their messed-up webcart only lets you buy 5 units per item.

It is a photoshop fabrication and what do GBs have to do with fragrances?

Maybe I should make my own fragrances.

Right. I 'shopped your shoutbox comment, you've been repeatedly "hacked" and you have never "professed your love for the trannies."

It has nothing to do with your shitty cologne, but it has everything to do with your veracity. Oh, and, by the way:




I'm certain you make quite a fragrance wherever you go.

The word is "odor" by the way !

ok with a title like that you gotta explain what the hell a fart fantasy dvd is.

I'm trying to be a bit more tactful in my old age. Even at XPT. Even with Panzer.

Well, I was trying until I saw that DVD cover.

Tact is incomprehensible to Panzer !

True, but why should we base our actions upon his behavior. If we don't extend it, how can we fuck with him for not exercising it.

Put it another way: Maybe Care Less needs a cell mate, and I have a length of rope...

lol thats some strange shit.

That DVD is an insult to farting and fartists everywhere. Pump em full of White Castles and let the real methane come forth.

Edit: The front cover pic just loaded upon my log in. Coffee table farts?!!! I take back what I said. I may have to check this out to learn some new techniques. Back in high school we used to go to great lengths to produce different sounding farts. For example, bouncing one off of a USPS mailbox and opening the lid for amplification worked a lot better than we theorized.

Isn't that the chick you went to the prom with?

Is fartfantasy.com one of the domains he own?

New central air and heat. New roof. Fixin' up the house.

You getting ready to sell out and get a bigger Rape Bus or just some preemptive maintenance?

Keeping it.

vintage leather car coat

$14.95 for 30-day membership to a paysite that I can't name.

Why can't you name it?

Also, where is the best deal on a 2 or 3 Gb hard drive?

Next week at Staples 3TB hard drives (Western Digital MyBook) will be $129.99 and this week they have 20% OFF 1 ITEM coupon good until 8/30, so print it right now at staples.com because they make take down the printable coupon any minute.

$129.99 for only 3 GB? Surely you guys mean 3 TB.

I made that mistake (Gb/Tb) in my original post.

Good looking out Alex. That 2Tb last week for 89.95 was a good deal, I should have gotten off my ass and bought it.


Edit: Coupon only good until 8/20, but they will probably have one in next weeks ad too.

Yes, it will be this one and teh coupon is valid until 8/20 not 8/30, so it will not apply not the hard drive.

But this week you can get 2TB external Seagate GoFlex hard drive for $89.99 plus use the 20% off coupon. So I think that this 2TB hard drive is a good deal. You can print a couple of these 20% coupons and go to different Stapleses and get a couple of 2TB hard drives. I sold all 5 of my previous hard drives (1TB-2TB) with 1TB fetching $39+$10 shipping used.

Get the 2TB Seagate GoFlex for $89.99 + 20% OFF coupon this week before Sunday. In NYC it will be like $78.48 after taxes.

I have a Western Digital now, almost filled, that I am comfortable with. Figured I'd get the same brand.

Not all of them are good. The older 1TB and 1.5TB that I had, they had connection USB problems sometimes, but the newer ones are okay.

I bought an aluminum racing jack and some jackstands today. I'm a Jaguar owner now afterall, and these things are necessary.

You gotta find a Harley owner to find out what type of cardboard is best to put underneath it to catch oil.

That's why they don't make computers in England, they haven't figured out how to make them leak oil.

Just bought a 4-handpiece AT&T cordless phone set for FREE at Staples

Does your apartment have 4 rooms??

Oh wait, you gonna put that shit on ebay, huh?

No but one will go to living room, the other to bedroom, another in kitchen and last one in bathroom.

This Jaguar as well as my MGB leak no oil or other fluids. Well... except for the gasoline spraying out of the fuel return line onto the exhaust the other day but that was my fault. Cost me 60 bucks to get it towed home which was a bargain and about 30 mins to fix. With the new jack it will take about 5 minutes, if it ever happens again. (And assuming it doesn't explode next time).

Why can't you name the website Alex? Did you take a trip to tranny town?

Probably a pirate site. No porn site worth joining only costs $15, not even trannies.