Remington 870 Standard 12 gauge.

2 men's suits at Macy's.

another pair of Chucks with the padding. I don't know why it took them so long to make them with comfy insoles.

For whom? If for yourself I assume you bought them in the boys department.

Canon EOSM 22mm with a tripod and wireless remote. WooHOO!

Vans socks. Faggot ass yoga shorts and a faggot ass yoga bottle.

sooo xpt.. solid laugh on that one tp. thanks.

Aeron chair by Herman Miller. $630.00

450 ink cartridges for $65

well look who it is...

I also bought a 10oz tube of Dermasil cream yesterday for $1.09 to moisturize/lubricate my noodle when I wank it.

Can we change his screenname to Prof Noodles?

Welcome back, ya dirty friggin Jew.

4 huge suitcases from Goodwill. One larger black Tumi suitcase. Total: $25

Are you refilling the cartridges, Alex? That is actually not a bad business, especially if your cost of empties is so low. This is inkjet carts? That could be $3000 profit. Good for you.

8" H4 headlights. Now the Porsche has headlights the factory intended it to have. $700.

He trades the empties into Office Max, Staples, etc. for $2 credit each.

nice thought admiral but that would be too much like work for him. it's not going to happen.

Well, $65 to $900 still seems like a tidy profit. But only if the Staples or other office-supply place takes all 450 in one fell swoop. Otherwise, schlepping all over Creation to unload ink cartridges a couple at a time seems completely unproductive.

The catch is you can only return 10 empty cartridges per month. Seems a little too labor intensive.

Another pair of Blundstones for only $106. I am feeling very Panzer about that price.

Just got 4x of these Storacells for $26.00

That seems like a solution to a white person's problem. Why are you buying them?

Cause I got a bunch of AA batteries.

Sweet jesus. Do batteries not stay in the package once you bring them home from the store?

just another example of the pet retard dropping the jew flag.

I needed 2x yellow and 2x orange of these cases since I want to try 2x flashes with 2x power cyclers; that's 12x batteries per flash plus a set of spares for each flash and cycler.

For more pix of you fingerbanging ladyboys?

Are those photos of Alex himself doing the fingerbanging? I admit, I scroll right past because I find the subject matter unaesthetic enough even without the thought it's Alex in the photos, so I don't know.

I would not feel comfortable fingerbanging a tranny without wearing a white labcoat.

Bought another 500-sheet ream of paper at Staples for $6.30 yesterday, that should be free after the rebate. Generally 4x reams of paper is enough for a year, so I got 3x of them so far.

And a 1.25L Coke for $1.13

1961 Gibson Melody Maker, rare single cutaway 2 pickup model. I bought it a bit beat up and had it restored. Sounds amazing and plays like buttuh.

2x floor lamps for $108.30

Slice of BBQ Chicken Pizza for $3.50
6pk Betty Crocker food containers for $2.00
Bottle of Lucy The Diva perfume for $3.99

2 lbs romaine lettuce
6 lemons
15 blood oranges. All for $10

Used Lowerl Tota Light, with 2x leaf/barndoors, gel holder, lamp and cable for $72.00 shipped. They [eBay] also gave me $1.44 in eBay Bucks for this purchase.

You realize it doesn't matter how many eBay bucks you earn in a quarter, you forfeit them if you don't earn at least $5 ($250 spent out of pocket). So if you have $4.99, you're fucked and lose it.

Yes, I do realize this new policy and I don't like it, but I have $7.63 in EBB's coming in.

Same thing with Staples rewards: you gotta hit certain amount or you lose whatever is below it.

1L bottle of Sobieski vodka for $11.99 + tax at 5 Star Liquors, it was $4.00 cheaper than Smirnoff

32oz bottle of Smirnoff All Natural Bloody Mary Mix for $4.99 + tax at Walgreens

You giving a tranny a Bloody Manuel enema so you can fantasize about getting drunk off period blood?

This enema is for yer' mom.

You would have to lose 100lbs before my mom would consider letting you give her an enema, Fatty.

pomade and a shirt from these guys.

the motorhead shirt wasnt available in my size. i got a ramones one.

http://shop.knifewear.com/t-shirts

Alex made these purchases a few weeks ago for $17.32 and $18.37. I don't want to know what, or rather who he's using the hair groomer on.

I bet he's gonna use the oven mitt to scoop bacon grease out of a bucket and slather it on some tranny bungus.

AAA Renewal: $118

Inner and outer tie rod ends + oil change at 3AM: $230

Waiting 6hrs for a tow truck to arrive, and constantly being jerked off on the phone by AAA and their tow service contractor: PRICELESS

If they were honest in the beginning, I could have at least sat and had a great meal while waiting, instead of consuming coffee and cigarettes.

I just got the Jaguar back from the paint shop a week ago. I asked (and paid) for a 30ft paint job but it's really a 10' job. The brothers seem to love this car- almost as much as the '65 Galaxie 500 convertible I had.

What's a 10' paint job?

Looks good from 10ft away. Lower the number the more it costs. This isn't a showcar...its a free jaguar if such a thing exists.

the best thing about a paint job like that is you're not afraid to use a power buffer when you wax it and that saves at least an hour.