http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg

Says both pee and both jizz.

Disgusting.

Fuck, how did Al Goldstein not live to see this?
How long before Steve Hirsch puts in his offer for a scene?


This is my rifle, these be my gun? This is for fighting, these be for fun?

He had an addadictomy?

He calls his balls Phil Niekro cause they live under a permanent split finger?

Some pants fit like a glove, his fit like a mitten?

There is a very good summation of that reddit mess on efukt.com right now.

Dude is bi, so I wonder if he has one dick for dudes and one for chicks?

Side by side is rough. If I were gonna have 2 dicks, I'd rather one on top of the other.

I'd probably also rather have an extra ball, so I could shoot a more voluminous load.

He said the best sex he had was two dicks in his ass and two chicks fucking his dicks facing each other at once. I really don't want to live in his world.

I hear that. I'll take 2 fingers in my ass, but not 2 dicks.

girl fingers, or Downs Syndrome guy fingers? There's a difference.

Of course girl fingers. I'm not gettin bolt-ons and calling Panzer for work.

I like his idea that he has to ejaculate every day or two or he gets "blue balls" or whatever. That's nonsense. Although i've heard that keeping your prostate working into older age can help prevent you getting prostate cancer

Who doesn't jack off at least every other day?

I wouldn't want to crash land on it, never mind live in it.