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#603533 - 12/28/13 10:28 AM
Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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On the merits of a stellar thread which drives traffic, a razor sharp wit, boundless creativity and absolutely nothing going on in my life, I have been chosen to hold sway over General Porn Talk.
My reign over the unwashed will be benevolent. If anything I hope to elicit more hate and chaos by nuturing new lunatics who wander in.
Whores are still fair game in this section. Matter of fact, those posting good whore gossip can make a theme request for HPOTD. If it is something REALLY good, we could maybe do a week long ban of someone you don't like. Truly Stellar whore gossip, from an industry insider can be rewarded by me putting a banner ad for your site in my sig. It will appear in 9000+ spots all over the board. Yer all whores and slime bags, sell each other out for christ sakes.
The only ones who should be in fear are the Extreme Douchebags and the Spammers. The ED sect will be shamed and toyed with. The Spammers will meet hard and swift justice.
With Whore Gia by my side, I will attempt to bring General Porn Talk back to its glory days of airing dirty laundry and ridiculing the tards of the industry.
Now, anyone wanting to practice appeasement, in order to get on my good side, I will be accepting gifts of Barely Legal Anus pics in this thread. Anyone thinking of being a Wisenheimer and posting Old, Tranny or Man Ass will earn themselves a one week ban.
All hail Jerkules, King of the Creeps.
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#603542 - 12/28/13 05:16 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What's your fucking point? XPT members as a rule don't go to AVN since Jeff Mike quit going. Why would Spiegler throw a party for people who aren't there?
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#603543 - 12/28/13 05:20 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
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We have decided that the word "whore" will have a forum block as of Jan 1 2014...
You better be joking.
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#603544 - 12/28/13 05:24 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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We have decided that the word "whore" will have a forum block as of Jan 1 2014...
and on another note, Spiegler takes the douches over at ADT out for a Tuesday night meal every year at AVN.. I was gonna say how bout XPT but didn't want him to laugh at me.. That's gotta be a month worth of whore profits down the drain at a minimum. Not to mention the residual fallout of the waitresses taking a header off the Encore after being subjected to some of them. That's not even counting the server Bono One fixates on and abducts, dooming her for the remainder of her short life to endless Joanie Loves Chachi marathons and Papa John's Garlic Sauce. What's your fucking point? XPT members as a rule don't go to AVN since Jeff Mike quit going. Why would Spiegler throw a party for people who aren't there? That's like the guy from Duck Dynasty being suspended for ten days while filming was on hiatus.
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#603545 - 12/28/13 05:27 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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We have decided that the word "whore" will have a forum block as of Jan 1 2014...
This whole place has been a fucking joke since around April of 2011.
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#603549 - 12/28/13 05:52 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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True dat. (Is that the day I got modded or the day the music died)?
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#603550 - 12/28/13 05:55 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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J.B.
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Good guesses, but I'm thinking new software/arrival of Steve C.
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#603551 - 12/28/13 05:59 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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New software and Steve pre-dated both my guesses. I did appreciate the chime-in from the test account in the past few days about the huge, indiscriminate fucking hammer used earlier on the maged thread. I often wonder what Roller Girl thinks about this mess.
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#603553 - 12/28/13 06:01 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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"attempt" seems to suit you to a "tee"
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#603555 - 12/28/13 06:03 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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J.B.
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yea, maybe ill just troll your threads and delete them.. I thought JRV was demodded?
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#603561 - 12/28/13 06:27 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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J.B.
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We have 10? Shit, I forgot Barry's back.
Sorry, you were in such a hurry to delete classic, Jeff Steward approved threads the other day, I just assumed you'd gone full tilt.
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#603564 - 12/28/13 06:40 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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And, who is to thank for you yanking the entire thread instead of the post made out of the blue, years later? I dare say that dust up was the only reason Windsock deigned to post...because he thought the controversy interesting. Hey Sean, how's it going ?
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#603566 - 12/28/13 06:46 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Heavy lies the head that wears the crown. It took Jerkules three years to acknowledge I put his life's crowning achievement where it belongs. Because I "modded" it.
I wish Pericles still posted here as long as we are discussing mythology. He/she was interesting.
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#603568 - 12/28/13 06:56 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: TRPWL]
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J.B.
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I didn't have to put it back And you didn't. That's a different thread with a similar title. I know, because I bumped the last one because the New (comp) release of the week reminded me of it. And, really, Sean, after all we did together in the Donkey War, do you honestly think I'd have bumped it if it it were remotely whore-endangering? the whole thread was ordered gone. Really? Who ordered it? I'm certain it werent Gag Daddy, as he posted in it. That's a JRV kind of move. It's a Steve C. kind of move. It's a Bitch move. I dare say that dust up was the only reason Windsock deigned to post...because he thought the controversy interesting. Hey Sean, how's it going ? I dunno about you all, but I'd rather have one Windsock back than 125 new clowns a week or whatever you're aiming for. I suspect you'd get a for more viewers that way as well, and isn't that all Steve cares about?
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#603569 - 12/28/13 07:01 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm not sure what anyone cares about here anymore. Everyone has an agenda. I know Jeff started it out of spite and people came for the lulz, but there seems to be a shortage of both here lately and when you look into the profit side I guess it gets even more unattractive.
Maybe we need a stated AGENDA from whomever is in control these days and we can all decide to stay or go.
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#603570 - 12/28/13 07:10 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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I would think you of all people would understand the need to keep the names of kids names and DOBs off this board..Wasn't it you who asked me to chase down the guys who put Gia's info up and have it removed off another site?
A Jeff approved thread from years ago doesn't mean its Jeff approved now..There are a few threads and posts that have had to be removed due to legal requests and numerous complaints..
And you notice i put a edited version back up, you can thank Pulp D for that.. That edited version is edited incompletely. The original poster of the thread gradually added new entries and information when he reposted his list several times after the original post.
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#603571 - 12/28/13 07:13 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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It's not an edited version. You know as well as I do it's a different thread altogether.
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#603572 - 12/28/13 07:18 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I actually misremembered the original thread as titled "pornstar mathers" but I think that was a swerve maged took.
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#603573 - 12/28/13 07:27 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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It's not an edited version. You know as well as I do it's a different thread altogether. It might be a different thread than you mean; it's still a partially edited version of the same thread which is up now and which looks like the same or very similar information which was in the other thread taken down now. Comparing the first list with the last, for example, will make some differences obvious.
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#603574 - 12/28/13 07:28 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Bornyo]
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J.B.
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I actually misremembered the original thread as titled "pornstar mathers" but I think that was a swerve maged took. Not sure, but none of the Maged threads had real names or DOBs, and if that newwb account douchebag who took interest in that thread added them after the bump, I didn't see it, but then sure, delete THAT post, and ban the account, but not the thread. Here's what I see happening. That semi-literate cocksucker Steve sees thread and thinks he sees stuff that wasnt there. He calls Sean. Sean puts down his sandwich and says "Mfrffff?" "Sean, they're pulling a Donny in GPT and I have to teach a charm school class in 15 minutes. Can you zap a thread for me?" "Mmmmrfjhvfrtd," Sean says as he deletes the thread without reading it before stuffing his face with the rest of the sandwich.
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#603576 - 12/28/13 07:31 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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It might be a different thread than you mean; it's still a partially edited version of the same thread which is up now and which looks like the same or very similar information which was in the other thread taken down now. No, it's not. I went to Maged's post list and saw there were two. I read them both. I deliberately went for the one and not the other, which is the one Sean claims to have "put back." The one I bumped had no MPZ posts in it.
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#603577 - 12/28/13 07:32 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#603578 - 12/28/13 07:37 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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It might be a different thread than you mean; it's still a partially edited version of the same thread which is up now and which looks like the same or very similar information which was in the other thread taken down now. No, it's not. I went to Maged's post list and saw there were two. I read them both. I deliberately went for the one and not the other, which is the one Sean claims to have "put back." The one I bumped had no MPZ posts in it. So it's the thread you mean. That still doesn't change the incomplete editing issue, which had its reasons. Dates of birth weren't the point there.
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#603579 - 12/28/13 07:38 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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And btw, I have no objection to Jerkules getting modded up, whenever someone figures out how to do such a thing for him. I welcome him to the mod forum where he can read the back posts and see where there was agreement for all the so-called bitch moves made he squealed so much about.
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#603581 - 12/28/13 07:43 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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So it's the thread you mean. That still doesn't change the incomplete editing issue, which had its reasons. Dates of birth weren't the point there. No. The thread I bumped, the thread some newb posted in, the thread that was deleted, is not the thread that is there. To my knowledge, there's no edit of any kind. He simply posted "test" in the other thread and figured no one would know the difference. I didn't say anything about it at the time because, frankly, it wasn't that big of a deal and I thought "What the hell, the guy realizes he leaped before he looked." But to claim that this is is the same thread and we should be grateful for his magnanimity or maybe he'll ban us? Fugheddaboutit.
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#603582 - 12/28/13 07:49 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
[Re: Jerkules]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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JB, I'm glad you noticed it, because it slipped past me. I did think he deleted the offending post and reposted the thread. I don't disagree that all the real names in the new post, especially those of the kids were off limits, but I thought dipshit deleted all that went before the recent post
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#603584 - 12/28/13 07:52 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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And btw, I have no objection to Jerkules getting modded up, whenever someone figures out how to do such a thing for him. we're waiting for the check to clear.
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#603585 - 12/28/13 07:53 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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So it's the thread you mean. That still doesn't change the incomplete editing issue, which had its reasons. Dates of birth weren't the point there. No. The thread I bumped, the thread some newb posted in, the thread that was deleted, is not the thread that is there. To my knowledge, there's no edit of any kind. He simply posted "test" in the other thread and figured no one would know the difference. I didn't say anything about it at the time because, frankly, it wasn't that big of a deal and I thought "What the hell, the guy realizes he leaped before he looked." But to claim that this is is the same thread and we should be grateful for his magnanimity or maybe he'll ban us? Fugheddaboutit. Your knowledge is incomplete in this case. Do a comparison of the first and last list, like I pointed out earlier, and see that there's a difference for yourself, if you want. I know the edit's there because I told admin man about the thread before he bumped and partially edited it, wondering why that thread would be up when the other, now removed one had similar information.
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#603586 - 12/28/13 07:56 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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JB, I'm glad you noticed it, because it slipped past me. I did think he deleted the offending post and reposted the thread. I don't disagree that all the real names in the new post, especially those of the kids were off limits, but I thought dipshit deleted all that went before the recent post Nope. Fatty wasn't in the thread I bumped. Cameron Keys wasn't in it. Nor was Frankie Figgs. For that matter, if it were an edited version of the thread I bumped, why delete the post where I bumped it? Especially since it was an indirect plug for JM's New Comp Release of the Week?
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#603587 - 12/28/13 08:00 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I smell the distinct acrid smell of gunpowder in the air...interesting things are afoot here I hope.
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#603588 - 12/28/13 08:02 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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Your knowledge is incomplete in this case. No. They're two different threads. That is not the thread I bumped. If you got him to edit something, it's from the other thread, which he's now claiming is the original.
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#603590 - 12/28/13 08:19 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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Your knowledge is incomplete in this case. No. They're two different threads. That is not the thread I bumped. If you got him to edit something, it's from the other thread, which he's now claiming is the original. I know that there are several threads. I meant this one and in reference to TRPWL mentioning he edited it. He did, but did it partially only, as can be seen here.
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#603591 - 12/28/13 08:24 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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I meant this one and in reference to TRPWL mentioning he edited it. He did, but did it partially only, as can be seen here. Yes, but as with all your posts, nobody gives a fuck about that. Stop confusing your momentary convenience to Sean with actual relevance. He's trying to say that they're one and the same and we should be grateful. But they're not and no one is.
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#603592 - 12/28/13 08:30 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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I meant this one and in reference to TRPWL mentioning he edited it. He did, but did it partially only, as can be seen here. Yes, but as with all your posts, nobody gives a fuck about that. Stop confusing your momentary convenience to Sean with actual relevance. He's trying to say that they're one and the same and we should be grateful. But they're not and no one is. You can polish your knight's lance all the time and no one gives a fuck when you failed to tame Donny Long and his Porn Wikileaks project eventually. Momentary convenience, huh? He probably wouldn't have found it alone, didn't bother to edit the thing correctly and that's about all to it. Your whiny alcohologic won't change any of that. Carry on.
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#603593 - 12/28/13 09:11 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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We have decided that the word "whore" will have a forum block as of Jan 1 2014...
You better be joking. Or replaced.
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#603594 - 12/28/13 09:19 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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It seems to me that there are many threads in the XPT past that were over-the-top, possibly libelous, and perhaps just patently offensive (well, that would describe most of the threads). If the staff decide to delete them after a decade (after which, I remind, the statute of limitations has clearly passed) because some degenerate like me bumped one and it suddenly aggravated someone's sensibilities, then just shut the board down for good. Seriously, I don't know who the "higher-ups" are any more. JM has been absent for years for whatever reason, and I don't care or want to know. But all we hear is that the "higher-ups" want all this done. I'd like to hear from the higher ups as to their sudden change of mind. And I wonder if they are the same people who they used to be. And just to blast some more XPT memory down the lane, here is post #8.
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#603597 - 12/28/13 09:32 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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J.B.
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Momentary convenience, huh? He probably wouldn't have found it alone, didn't bother to edit the thing correctly and that's about all to it. Okay, Fine. You were absolutely indispensable in Sean's failed attempt to pull a fast one. He couldn't have bungled it without you. And you're going to keep on reminding him of it every chance you get. Because without you, he's nothing. On another note, anyone else think "Socially Disfunctional Degenerate" should be re-instated as a user title?
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#603600 - 12/28/13 09:56 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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Momentary convenience, huh? He probably wouldn't have found it alone, didn't bother to edit the thing correctly and that's about all to it. Okay, Fine. You were absolutely indispensable in Sean's failed attempt to pull a fast one. He couldn't have bungled it without you. And you're going to keep on reminding him of it every chance you get. Because without you, he's nothing. Wrong. And: Your whiny alcohologic won't change any of that. Carry on.
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#603602 - 12/28/13 11:12 PM
Re: Finally My Talents Have Been Recognized
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
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Congrats Jerky!! Now search the mod forum and send me screen caps if they are talking about me.
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