I think XPT needs some feminist posters.

I was out watching some wrasslin (pix tomorrow probably) and y'all seem to have given me the shit storm I was longing for. Sure, I'd have liked some 18 y/o buttholes, but I can go anywhere for that. BILE, that is what this site thrives on and what makes it so special. The fact that y'all appear to have graced my coronation thread with it shows me how much I am truly loved here. Thanks to each and every one of you.

Mistah Bornyo, my fellow Moderator, I DID state an agenda, I want more friggin BTS gossip. I brainstormed some bribes to try and get the ball rolling. I also want the board to be more "anal-centric" and will be working on that in the cumming days.

I didn't know if you viewed HPOTD, B, so I am glad to know you received the thank you note I left for you in there. I still feel the core message of that thread did fit The Cage, but I do acknowledge the move to GPT put it into Beast Mode.

There are some who may think Hot and High would belong in GPT, but I think that one goes a lil too far towards creepy & sociopathic, so I hope you don't decide to move it. I would hate for the horror it contains to be w/o a disclaimer.

About TRPWL, he don't know the history and mores here, but he can be talked to and reasoned with. Of course the riff raff should lash out at him, as I would expect nothing else, but the other Moderators should be coaching him along.

Also, TRPWL is a good buffer between the site and Steve. Steve don't have the time or desire to dick around w/ us, so someone who does stepped up and we still have a place to act like a-holes and kick each other in the nuts. Really, if you can get past the fact that TRPWL is a fan of the Cowboys and of horrible television shows, he aint a bad guy.

Alright, time I go back to reading the hijinks.

I thought he just replaced moderated posts w/ random posts from a different thread.

That is what I do. I stir the pot. I rattle the cages. I kick the hornet's nest. Facilitate and perpetuate the churn.

Now that I am a Moderator, can I change my user title to "XPT Booker Man"?

I appreciate your acceptance of me, but really, Mod Forum access, green hue to the screen name, whatever. I won't feel like a real Moderator until Piss Ant Nate comes around whining and saying I'm not deserving.

It does have a nice ring to it. Down the list of my wants is a desire to add some more User Titles. Topping out at 4k is fine for humans, I guess, but the true degenerates who can barely see 4K in the mirror should be acknowledged via a fresh batch of witty monikers.

That is the ranking for xxxporntalk.com, that was what is left of the site pre-software change. I think that must be all 503(?) errors.

As it stands now, the board is part of JerkOffZone.com, adding to its traffic. Currently the traffic places JOZ at roughly 155k-global & 33k-US.

Thank you to Willie, TRPWL and Fiend.

P.S. Fiend, you really think I'd let anyone badmouth you?

I have reached the end and nary a butthole did I see :'(

Well, looks like I'm going to have to do the same thing I been doin 1.5 times a day for the last 3 years: take care of myself.

Click pics for sets

The board aint changing...as laws become more clear posts will get edited or changed...the mom thing can be charged to fruit of the poisonous tree...Exposing peoples personal shit on line is becoming a risky game. The hate sites of the world are creating a whole new revenue stream for jailhouse lawyers who send out removal notices for a small fee.. An old thread gets he bump, one of the 5000 plus daily sees it and the rest is history..

Instead of blaming me, be pro active , if there is a thread you guys have to have but it contains sensitive info, tell a mod and we can edit it versus the whole thread going away..

Kids are off limits ...not sure why that's so hard to understand ...it doesn't matter if he info is posted somewhere else, it shouldn't be posted here....

Iive been moding for over a year..I'm at year I've deleted maybe 2 threads and banned one dickhead.

Just say, Sean, I hate you because you've only been here for 2 years and you been pushed past me, don't use a stupid thread as the reason...JB was sucking my cock a few weeks ago, now he's mad about a thread? No JBs mad because I bumped Jerky and jig....Jerky and jig can be trusted to not let personal shit cloud their judgement. I get trolled and slammed endlessly on this forum, my site, and a bunch of others and do nothing. JB you would ban half the forum


When it's all said and done, there's no reason why XPT can have more industry interaction..for the most part all mods and admins are on board with that, if your not, like a reality TV show, you may get voted off

As for Willies Alexa number, your way off buddy, XPT hovers around 150,000 for the most part...

In the end, this is a business, while I understand you guys are set in your ways, have some consideration for the people that pay the sever bill...

No. You're a fat fucking idiot because you took Steve's word at it without checking, then tried to pull a fast one hoping no one would notice.

Anyway, enjoy having the pipsqueak following you all day, every day, pointing out all the things you "missed."

Oh Sean, please please help me get Gias info pulled. I beg u..lol. Now I'm a fat fuk cuz I listen to the guy who runs XPT ...JB your starting to think you're really your alt Mark Felt...but like most, your just another one of those keyboard bangers who drinks to much.

I'll be I'm Vegas from 1-15- thru 18. "Mark" you should book a flight ..

I hardly think I tried to sneak a deletion in since I a made a fuking post about it after I did it you drunk fuck

Since your ok with posting personal info all over the net, how bout I post all yours. A drunk like you talks way to much via text....lol. Na, I won't do that , that would make me you or donny

What an absolute clusterfuck this place has become. smh

Come on man, I get modded and you calling it a clusterfuck? You don't think I've earned my button? You wuz on my Cool List. :'(

Fuck it, yer still on my Cool List. You got bile and rage for days. Want me to put the word in for ya and get you a mod spot in Fan Requests or Industry News?

Any way, Happy New Years, Bro.

Fuck that noise.

No...no...it has nothing to do with that. It was 15 posts into this topic, I just wanted to put an S&W in my mouth & pull the trigger. No one specific party.

Ahhhh, you’re still just pissed off because I put your real mug on the forum.

Sweet, this place always gets better after a bunker buster of hate has been dropped from the bomb bay doors. Animosity is like oxygen for this place.

It obviously is a fucking pain to be an alkie and then trying to mount the saddle of a horse - or at least a keyboard - in order to conquer Onlinia in the name of a whore who shared a roof with the knight once.

It's unthankful business.

And:

Hello Eric. Hope you're good, nigga. Any Goat news?

Now I understand.

May I suggest you refresh your knowledge of the safe harbor provisions of the DMCA?

And yes, I was incorrect in finding Alexa rating for xxxporntalk.com, since we all know it is Steve's fervent desire to shut the board down--he said so much in private messages.

I stand corrected:

i so do love it when this happens. this place is a fucken shark tank..all alphas for the most part. and when one(or two)get upped it's a fucken shitstorm. i get what eric is saying but it's a beautiful thing because ultimatley we all answer to each other and the weak get sorted.

and welcome back eric. i love that you still read the place.

may i suggest you dont no shit

What is with all the hate for TRPWL and Jerkules, yet none for me? Is it because my bitches here know their place?

I'll admit that I've received a few angry emails. some even blaming me(how rude).
I'm more than happy to take all the blame and sit in judgement until Barry the pirate shows up and drops knowledge.

YES

Fixed.

any chance hungwell can get an early release so he can chime in?. in the spirit of xpt it just seems right.

Done

I knew there would be a grenade or 2 comin at us Mistah Jigaloo, so I jumped on em to protect you. It is still US vs THEM, My Brutha, just the US is less in numbers now, so we need to protect our own from THEM unwashed masses, that we used to be part of. I volunteer to be the grenade jumper; bullet taker; and disposable corpse, to be thrown under the bus as needed. "My life for you..... MY LIFE FOR YOU XPT!"



"who banned _______?" "Why was _____ deleted?" "How come my avatar was changed to a steaming pile of shit?" "How come Mr Horton's ladybois keep getting approved as comments on my profile, and I can't delete that disgusting shit?"



Buh-cause JERKULES FUCKIN said......SO! You think yer owed an explanation? FUCK! YOU! You were paid already, with 12,000 posts of PURE muther fucking stellar! They kept you comin back here, laughin an fappin an cringin and cryin, day...after...mutha...fuckin...day, for 5 gaddam years before he got his button. Jerkules was toiling away in Balloon Knot City, while y'all waltzed in and out as you pleased. He don't owe you shit! Kiss his ring or kiss his fat ass, Jobbers!
WOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Come on! COME ON! Who wants to ride Space Mountain? How bout you, Darlin? WooOOOOoooo!

You Ham & Eggers wouldn't know what to do with that. That is what I thought.

HA ha ha

Da fucq?

Whats Flair doing?

12.000 posts?

Maybe with altery.

In that avatar? Droppin an elbow. Lately? Lookin for work, I think. He pissed off WWE by showing up loaded at a panel discussion.





That is why, even a statistic junkie, I never tout placement on the posting list. With all the altery, abandoned accounts, users reappearing after bans, it isn't a true representation of anything.

Where's the Shitter I have to take a dump...!








Fuck Me the level of disfunction around here is truly astonishing...To be honest all of you make me sick.!

Some people have speculated that maybe I am erkul,,,you know just using a Proxy..Wouldn't that be something..



And then there's Bum-Fuck Willie truly a bottom feeder among bottom feeders....Don't even get me started on wiener-gate and his bald headed little wife beating running Buddy....The Feds still monitoring you Goof..??? You Class-less Racist piece of shit...

Mr Hungwell, if you can come up with some good BTS porn gossip, I will ban Willie for a week.

Example:

A whore tweets then deletes pics of the black eye and bruises her suitcase pimp put on her? Screen capped that shit, make a thread, post em and pick yer huckleberry.

I don't even know what the Fuck BTS means..

Take out the Trash

BTS = Behind The Scenes

Cutting and pasting Deadspin aint gonna make the cut, Bro.

I'm talking original content that will get the threads linked on other sites, increasing XPT's traffic and potentially our membership.

You know the cut and paste is subpar for the reward offered. Please don't debase the stellar bile you provide us with by trying to justify your attempt.

If I gave Willie a one week ban for that, then Triton is gonna be spamming the site, doing a cut and paste of 10yr old LIB posts demanding I box Jigaloo. We need to set the bar high. The only bottom feeding I plan to do as Moderator is on waxed teen anus.

Feel free to make a theme request for HPOTD though. Thank you for the content.

Fuck You...!

What, you didn't think I was going to vet your 2 month old story?

Look, I greatly enjoy your contributions and ability to rub people the wrong way, but there has to be a reasonable limit to the curve I grade you on. It is a D+ story. I'm being generous offering you a theme post in HPTOD.

Lots of anger in this thread. Congrats on the promotions to mods. Now get some new whores in the chat room. We haven't had a good group whore attack since 2009.

QUERY

Now that my CORONATION is complete, should I refrain from asking Gia for butthole pics?

If you want me to cease the practice, Ms Jordan, I will, as a gesture of respect and solidarity, now that we will be working side by side to Moderate the glorious General Porn Talk forum. Since we are charged to share the task, along with Zenman, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in the workplace.

Should Ms Jordan not care, or fail to respond, I would like a ruling from the Mod Council on this. I want to be a team player here and will adhere to whatever their decision may be.

QUERY

Now that I have ASCENDED to the level of 33° Degenerate, should I refrain from asking noob female posters for Offerings of O-ring?

As a Noob Moderator, I really need some guidance from the Council Elders, to steer me in the right direction here. On one hand I love having some fresh starfish around and really like the degradation involved in a whore displaying her dirtiest part for the fapping enjoyment of the masses.

On the other hand, as an AUTHORITY FIGURE hear, I feel it may come off as a JM Productions approved, discriminatory Butthole Tax on potential skeezers who may stumble in. The last thing I want is to cause problems for our gracious host so soon into my tenure.

Again I will ask for an edict from the Tenured Mods/Admins, and I will proceed however they see fit, with out a peep of resistance. I realize that my frame of mind here has to change from "What will entertain the masses?" to "What is best for XPT?" I feel the transition will be trying at times, but it is something I can accomplish with a good support system and hard work.

Should the Senior Staff deem it a liability for me to continue Soliciting Shithole Shots from Noob Whores, then I will start a thread so you the readers, Sociopath and Pervert alike, may nominate and vote for a new Designated Anus Wrangler. The position will come with an "Anus Wrangler" custom user title and hopefully a unique color for your Screen Name.

If I have to, I will accomplish this by bribing TRPWL w/ a match box full of Jerry Jones Boogers, vintage 1999. I hear they are cured in the salty tears of Cowboys fans, which helps make the flavor really pop.

bastard

Is that a YES to the special "Anus Wrangler" User Title?

Emphasizing the use of the Anus in porn is the second bullet point on my agenda for General Porn Talk, right after bribery for gossip.

If I press release my Banner Ad 4 Gossip scheme, do I need to run it past the JM Productions hierarchy?

Those new bolt ons did something to Gia. She's too good for us these days.

I would have to rate your last couple of days as a complete failure....Its all Me-Me-Me everyone look at me..

I for one am very disappointed...

Heh. So what'd you do for new years?

Yes, Richard. Thank you for pointing out that I got 1000 clicks in a couple days.

@JB: Chinese food and a nap. I partied pretty hard Saturday night, so I stayed in tonight.

Yeah, you seemed pretty drunk on something Saturday. I thought it was the immense power of moderating a bukakke board. You werked for it, no doubt, but like I said,I prefer Jig's no drama approach over this "Be Grateful for what you get, Peasant" shtick that's the rage these days. That's not what XPT ever was, and no one's buying it but the Pipsqueak, who's gobbling sandwich crumbs like he's someone's pet mouse.

Me? I drank scotch with Ms. Jerkins and mocked hipsters dressed like extras from the latest cinematic Gatsby abomination. To each their own.

Fucking gayest trend in ages.