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#383820 - 12/26/08 07:19 AM So, what did you get?
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Cindy* got creative with the shirts this year, and I got some Rush TP. Also, my sis got me a $30 iTunes card and baked me some pumpkin bread. Along with the usual Cindy* odds and ends. I got myself a hugger that goes over the rear tire of the motorcycle to keep the rest of the bike clean back there. And they called me after the party, 'cause I have the extra set of church keys, they needed me to come lock up after the AA meeting, and I got the leftover homemade cookies. Emo Dog got a big bag of goodies from Cindy*, too.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#383821 - 12/26/08 07:33 AM Re: So, what did you get?
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Kitchen stuff mostly.

The thing that I'm most excited about is a very small camera tripod which ought to help with my hamster photography. It has legs that are flexible and can be bent to grip the edge of an aquarium.
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#383822 - 12/26/08 07:38 AM Re: So, what did you get?
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Yeah, I been meaning to say I miss the hamster avatars.

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#383823 - 12/26/08 07:39 AM Re: So, what did you get?
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I only got two gifts and both people gave me the same thing. I'm not complaining though, they were $100 bills.
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#383824 - 12/28/08 02:23 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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some books, a pipe, tobacco, hand cream for extremely dry skin, a cd, mostly.
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#383825 - 12/28/08 02:46 PM Re: So, what did YOU get?
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Casserole dish, External dvd burner, Watching the Watchmen, Shirts, Sweaters, a Jacket, Sex, Money, Wine, Canadian bacon, Imported maple syrup, a huge Wok, Chocolate truffles, and Shoes.
Guess I was a better person than I thought this year...
at least to the right people anyway. LOL.


Edited by Nugent (12/28/08 02:48 PM)
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#383826 - 12/28/08 02:46 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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new apron, new oven mitts
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#383827 - 12/28/08 02:55 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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new apron, new oven mitts




No jewelry or even a tube of anal lube??
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#383828 - 12/28/08 03:05 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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i am not a jewelry person. i desperately needed a new apron... i wear them all day, every day...no lube, ever!
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#383829 - 12/28/08 03:16 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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i am not a jewelry person. i desperately needed a new apron... i wear them all day, every day...no lube, ever!




A woman who doesn't want jewelry?? Any chance you'd like to leave your husband. I can afford aprons
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#383830 - 12/28/08 03:35 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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I got a new step-niece at around noon today.

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#383831 - 12/28/08 04:13 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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Mazel-Tov, Fatty.

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#383832 - 12/28/08 04:29 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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Thx, JB.
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#383833 - 12/28/08 04:59 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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Quote:

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i am not a jewelry person. i desperately needed a new apron... i wear them all day, every day...no lube, ever!




A woman who doesn't want jewelry?? Any chance you'd like to leave your husband. I can afford aprons


it's pretty and all, but i already have all the jewelry i'll ever wear, and i wear it all the time. engagement/wedding rings, solitaire earrings that i got forever ago, and one of those circle pendant necklaces (gia snorts) because it reminds me of genesis skye's gaping asshole. gapes are forever!
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#383834 - 12/28/08 05:34 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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I posted this under the 'regifted' section, but it is so abhorrent and upsetting I'll post it here. If any of you are Persian or gay (or have loved ones of said persuasion), you can have this free of charge...







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#383835 - 12/28/08 05:39 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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omg, the yemeni guy at the arab-bodega on the corner was wearing that same sweatshirt, along with what must have been half a bottle of drakkar noir.
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#383836 - 12/28/08 06:26 PM Re: So, what did you get?
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^^^hahaha. seriously. i swear i saw a guy getting out of a white mercedes with rims outside sunset plaza wearing the same thing. i bet his arm hair smells like axe body spray.

i got a blender from my rmate even though i already have a kitchenaide one. he said, "i hear your blender every morning. i figured you liked blenders, so i got you one."

i got a nars make-up palette which i love. other than that, i didn't get anything. i honestly had so much fun giving, i dont care. i really wanted a new battery for my camera.
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#603464 - 12/26/13 08:02 AM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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Candy, baseball books, movies. Holly Dog got a bunch of chew toys. I got myself some clothes.
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#603465 - 12/26/13 08:05 AM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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I lucked into a Bose Wave Radio. I know there are some things out there that sound better for less, but damn that little thing sounds amazing.

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#603467 - 12/26/13 09:15 AM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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my mom has a bose she can't operate. is the sound really that good?

my brother got me a watch which i think is kinda ugly. god bless him. i've really come to appreciate my fam this year, but for a gay dude my bro has some questionable fashion sense (see above post from 2008).
my boss got me a month of free yoga which imma start today. I got some pillows too.
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#603468 - 12/26/13 11:39 AM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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It sounds startlingly nice for something so small. The audiophiles say it only sounds good to someone who doesn't know truly good sound, but then again they get off on such snobbery. The controls are very streamlined and remote dependent so an older person may have some difficulty.

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#603469 - 12/26/13 12:20 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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The only thing I got for christmas was a credit card bill.

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#603470 - 12/26/13 01:13 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
^^^hahaha. seriously. i swear i saw a guy getting out of a white mercedes with rims outside sunset plaza wearing the same thing. i bet his arm hair smells like axe body spray.

i got a blender from my rmate even though i already have a kitchenaide one. he said, "i hear your blender every morning. i figured you liked blenders, so i got you one."

i got a nars make-up palette which i love. other than that, i didn't get anything. i honestly had so much fun giving, i dont care. i really wanted a new battery for my camera.

I'm wearing Axe [Appolo] now. It came as a free 1oz gift with the Axe scrubber.

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#603475 - 12/26/13 06:14 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
...The controls are very streamlined and remote dependent so an older person may have some difficulty.
I've had one for years, mine has a keypad on the radio itself. Didn't know that had changed.

I got a nice vintage Movado watch and a baseball with most of the 1967 Cardinals: Lou Brock, Bob Gibson, Mike Shannon, Steve Carlton, Tim McCarver, Roger Maris, Curt Flood, and Red Schoendienst. smile

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#603478 - 12/26/13 07:08 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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Nothing on the unit but on/off

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#603481 - 12/26/13 07:22 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
The only thing I got for christmas was a credit card bill.


and a vacation from here.
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#603485 - 12/26/13 07:55 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: Willie D]
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Originally Posted By: Willie D
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
...The controls are very streamlined and remote dependent so an older person may have some difficulty.
I've had one for years, mine has a keypad on the radio itself. Didn't know that had changed.

I got a nice vintage Movado watch and a baseball with most of the 1967 Cardinals: Lou Brock, Bob Gibson, Mike Shannon, Steve Carlton, Tim McCarver, Roger Maris, Curt Flood, and Red Schoendienst. smile


whats with the cardinals love across the country?. i get the east coast sawx/yanks transplants but how the fuck does st louis rate?.

we have a couple of bose docks and they're excellent.
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#603487 - 12/26/13 08:09 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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Prior to the Dodgers and Giants heading to Cali, the Cards were the team furthest west.
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#603489 - 12/26/13 08:12 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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that was before electricity. why now?.
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#603490 - 12/26/13 08:49 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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All them mid westerners and westerners rooting for the same team daddy did, plus the front runner thing, since they have won some championships recently. And dont underestimate what having Pujols for a decade did for their fanbase. There are still Jordan fans rooting for the Bulls, but cant name a dude on the team.
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#603491 - 12/26/13 08:53 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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ahh, that makes sense. and along the same lines as the bulls there's lotsa niners fans from that era too.
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#603492 - 12/26/13 09:11 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
whats with the cardinals love across the country?. i get the east coast sawx/yanks transplants but how the fuck does st louis rate?.


Well, more WS titles than anyone except the Yanks is a good start.

In 1982 when the Cardinals were playing the Brewers (still in the AL at that time), the local paper interviewed Ted Simmons, the Brewer's catcher who had spent the last 10 years in St. Louis catching for guys like Bob Gibson, Steve Carlton, Bob Forsch, etc.. When asked what it was like playing baseball in St. Louis, he replied, Basically there are two seasons in St. Louis: baseball season, and Winter, when you put a log on the fire and wait for baseball season.

That, and I was born there. smile

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#603496 - 12/26/13 09:59 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I lucked into a Bose Wave Radio. I know there are some things out there that sound better for less, but damn that little thing sounds amazing.

Originally Posted By: tattypatty
my mom has a bose she can't operate. is the sound really that good?

Originally Posted By: Bornyo
It sounds startlingly nice for something so small. The audiophiles say it only sounds good to someone who doesn't know truly good sound, but then again they get off on such snobbery. The controls are very streamlined and remote dependent so an older person may have some difficulty.

"The audiophiles" are a strange bunch.

What Bose does well with their speakers is designing them so that they look good and sound all right for their size.
This is achieved via distortion, I think, so that various frequencies are attenuated.
For them to sound better they'd probably have to be bigger and not a lot of people actually want a home cinema setup with big speakers in their living room because they like it. It makes a difference though.

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#603497 - 12/26/13 10:19 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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Black cashmere thigh high stockings
Sephora gift card
New phone
Purple coffee thermos
Black cashmere hoodie

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#603498 - 12/26/13 10:21 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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Bose's success is in their DSP processing. That's really the key to recent advances in audio. That, and quality control in manufacturing. More importantly, they are the only ones doing anything decent in that market. It's either the bose, or a piece of shit ipod dock box with 80s technology at best.
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#603499 - 12/26/13 10:41 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Black cashmere thigh high stockings
Sephora gift card
New phone
Purple coffee thermos
Black cashmere hoodie


All purple and black, so you walk around looking like a bruise. Hot.
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#603503 - 12/27/13 05:40 AM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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It's to hide the fist discipline she got for not listening.
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#603505 - 12/27/13 10:53 AM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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All purple and black would amount to a hood sista with a pink sock or a strawberry hooker with black tricks.

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#603744 - 12/31/13 01:44 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: charin]
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2 Michael Kors tote bags <3
Banana Republic WildBlossom perfume
Gift Card to MOMA $100
Gift Card to AMC Movie Theatres $100
Starbux Cup Ornament all from my darling.

Cute bullshit things from friends, not worthy of typing out.

Happy Holidays.

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#603750 - 12/31/13 04:00 PM Re: So, what did you get? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Black cashmere thigh high stockings


That is HOT! Any chance of pix? cool

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