Yada, yada, yada, no real names.

As if they had a reasonable expectation of privacy unlike everyone else in entertainment.

Blah, blah, blah, people're gonna stalk them.

Yada, yada, yada, people'll wait in the bushes for them.

Everyone remotely interested can find a whole bunch of real names very easily and decide what to do with them.

Blah, blah, blah, this is the whore bunker board.