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#321159 - 05/05/10 02:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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bonus to anyone who sees Heisenberg slinging meth.

better call saul.

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#321160 - 05/05/10 04:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fluke 62 laser thermometer for $53.00 on eBay:






Fluke makes fine instruments and that is a good one. Will you use it to verify the cadavers you have sex with are room temperature, or to see if the roasts you carve from their rumps are done enough to eat?

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#321161 - 05/05/10 06:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Fluke 62 laser thermometer for $53.00 on eBay:






Fluke makes fine instruments and that is a good one. Will you use it to verify the cadavers you have sex with are room temperature, or to see if the roasts you carve from their rumps are done enough to eat?




Back in the olden days when I was an electrician and did construction work, a Fluke multimeter was worth more than its weight in gold and was more difficult to hold on to from the theiving hands of fellow construction workers.

I don't do much electrical work these days, but I have thought about buying a Fluke multimeter just to have one. The thought that Panzer has a Fluke makes it seem somehow less desireable.


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#321162 - 05/05/10 06:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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He doesn't know what to do with his thermometer, Mr. Davis, so don't let his ownership cloud your decision. Treat yourself to a Fluke multi-meter. It's the best available.

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#321163 - 05/05/10 07:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex why you buy all that stuff? waiting for being visited by aerican pickers in 60 years??

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#321164 - 05/05/10 07:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Fluke 62 laser thermometer for $53.00 on eBay:






Fluke makes fine instruments and that is a good one. Will you use it to verify the cadavers you have sex with are room temperature, or to see if the roasts you carve from their rumps are done enough to eat?




Back in the olden days when I was an electrician and did construction work, a Fluke multimeter was worth more than its weight in gold and was more difficult to hold on to from the theiving hands of fellow construction workers.

I don't do much electrical work these days, but I have thought about buying a Fluke multimeter just to have one. The thought that Panzer has a Fluke makes it seem somehow less desireable.







He uses it to measure the temperature of the dead homeless men he rapes. The colder they are the more he can feel like a man due to pucker/contraction.

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#321165 - 05/10/10 02:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Vintage carry-on bag, cheap sunglasses...
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#321166 - 05/11/10 02:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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T-54 tank manual for $5.50 (great price) on eBay:



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#321167 - 05/11/10 02:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321168 - 05/11/10 07:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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just picked this up for a little under ten bucks.



gonna build it later on tonight.
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#321169 - 05/12/10 05:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Jovan Musk for $6.00 at some store in the Fragrance District. I had to haggle with a Paki piece of shit salesman that said that George Clooney wears this stuff.



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#321170 - 05/12/10 05:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

T-54 tank manual for $5.50 (great price) on eBay:






Great Price? Don't you live in NYC??

That same book could probably be found in a dozen used book stores for less than a dollar with no additional shipping fees.

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#321171 - 05/12/10 05:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Jovan Musk for $6.00 at some store in the Fragrance District. I had to haggle with a Paki piece of shit salesman that said that George Clooney wears this stuff.






Thats the Pakis weekend asswater, Clowny.

Ironic?.
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#321172 - 05/12/10 05:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Jovan Musk for $6.00 at some store in the Fragrance District. I had to haggle with a Paki piece of shit salesman that said that George Clooney wears this stuff.






Thats the Pakis weekend asswater, Clowny.

Ironic?.




Now he'll go buy more of it.
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#321173 - 05/12/10 06:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'd like to think that in this situation he'd end up septic but I've seen him. Fighting the tide and all.
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#321174 - 05/12/10 06:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

T-54 tank manual for $5.50 (great price) on eBay:






Great Price? Don't you live in NYC??

That same book could probably be found in a dozen used book stores for less than a dollar with no additional shipping fees.





They dont sell this kind of books in bookstores, especially in russian ones. In Kiev there is a bird market where they sell all kinds of stuff and they want $20.00 there for a cheap reprint.

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#321175 - 05/12/10 06:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You just proved how simple Russians are. He never mentioned russian bookstores or even seemed to care. You're an idiot. fuck off.
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#321176 - 05/12/10 06:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You just proved how simple Russians are. He never mentioned russian bookstores or even seemed to care. You're an idiot. fuck off.



Why would russian books be sold in American bookstores?

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#321177 - 05/13/10 01:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Even the Pakis graduated to Axe Faggotry Spray. Even Jovan was scoffed at in the '80s. WTF, dude?! Just use your grandma's Goldbond powder and be done with it.
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#321178 - 05/13/10 09:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Even the Pakis graduated to Axe Faggotry Spray. Even Jovan was scoffed at in the '80s. WTF, dude?! Just use your grandma's Goldbond powder and be done with it.




I like how Jovan smells, I have all 3 of them.

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#321179 - 05/14/10 02:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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6-pack of Bacardi Mojito



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#321181 - 05/14/10 03:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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1/2 pound each of farmers cheese, sharp cheddar, roast beef plus a jar of hot chow chow and a fried apple pie at the Little Dutch Treat a Mennonite shop in rural Va. Thinking about going to the local winery tomorrow to get some "Hound Dog Red" a table wine.
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#321182 - 05/14/10 05:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

T-54 tank manual for $5.50 (great price) on eBay:






Back in the 1950s, the CIA would have paid 50k for that book, and the case officer would have been "made" for producing that document.



You would probably would have been sent to gulag in the Soviet Union if they would find a book like that outside a military facility.

Check out the stuff that the guy from eBay sells there. He has a whole lot of rare manuals and he charges an arm and a leg for them.

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#321183 - 05/14/10 05:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

You just proved how simple Russians are. He never mentioned russian bookstores or even seemed to care. You're an idiot. fuck off.



Why would russian books be sold in American bookstores?




Because there are absolutely no Russians in America.

Or jews.
Or Italians.
Or Gemans.
etc...

You're really a 3rd grade educated nigger aren't you?.
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#321184 - 05/15/10 11:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A bunch of cool stuff, but the best was a birfday dinner for someone I really dig...



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#321185 - 05/16/10 12:14 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
frankie fatale Offline
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she looks like she couldnt be more thrilled.
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#321186 - 05/16/10 12:18 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

she looks like she couldnt be more thrilled.





That taser realllllllly came in handy.
The camera was one of my latest purchases. Fuck you "ammellicans" get some cheap electronics.
Good ruck paying China back!
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#321187 - 05/16/10 12:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A bunch of cool stuff, but the best was a birfday dinner for someone I really dig...







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#321188 - 05/16/10 01:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Tatty Patty is rad! I had a great time...thank you!

My latest purchase: $25 fuel to Huntington and Newport Beach with Tatty and my bff.
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#321189 - 05/17/10 08:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/29/08
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craftsman lawnmower from pawnshop
small flowering tree (not sure what color itll be but it wont matter til next spring)
deck cleaner in spray form for the patio my idiot friends wrecked spilling beer and putting cigarettes out on over the weekend
weed killer for backyard
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#321190 - 05/17/10 11:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Post pics! My new place is gonna have a yard. I am stoked to make it all nice...
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#321191 - 05/18/10 08:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: colorado
hi tatty!
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#321192 - 05/18/10 12:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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hi preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeety....
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#321193 - 05/18/10 02:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I brought this hamster home today.

No name yet.



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#321194 - 05/18/10 05:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

I brought this hamster home today.

No name yet.





If he goes after any lighter colored hamsters you may have you can name him Tritone
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#321195 - 05/18/10 05:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Not joking. My mother suggested I name him "tar baby". My mom...
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#321196 - 05/18/10 05:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Snookie, JWoww, Jersey, ..... ^^


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#321197 - 05/18/10 05:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
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#321198 - 05/18/10 05:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Darrah is not allowed to comment on my hamsters.
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#321199 - 05/18/10 06:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Darrah is not allowed to comment on my hamsters.




Why? What did I ever do to your hamsters? I even made you a birthday greeting with a hamster. He's dark and the first thing I thought of was the reality show Jersey Shore and named him/her those names.


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#321200 - 05/18/10 06:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321201 - 05/18/10 06:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
Quote:

I brought this hamster home today.

No name yet.



He(?)'s cute. I suggest Midnight. Or Pinky, for the high-contrast nose. Ember might work too.

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#321202 - 05/18/10 06:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Why? What did I ever do to your hamsters? I even made you a birthday greeting with a hamster. He's dark and the first thing I thought of was the reality show Jersey Shore and named him/her those names.






Just shut the hell up bitch.
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#321203 - 05/18/10 07:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:


Swlabr





Indeed...




...and that picture doesn't have a mustache.
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#321204 - 05/18/10 07:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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It's got to be Bob, Conq. For once, for me, name one of your hams Bob please.

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#321205 - 05/18/10 09:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gary. I will call my next dog either Gary or Larry.
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#321206 - 05/19/10 03:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Jersey Shore is so 6 months ago.
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#321207 - 05/19/10 05:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm thinking Navin R Johnson.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

@Darrah, I appreciate the effort but I don't think you are capable of humor.

@B, I like bob but I like to use movie references. I got pizza in a cup here, thermoses. White people. All kinds of good shit.
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#321208 - 05/19/10 08:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Not to mention eyeglass handles. And this ashtray...and that's all I need... and this lamp.

You still gotta name one Bob for me sometime.

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#321209 - 05/19/10 09:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just won a 3.4 ounce version for $2.73 on eBay:



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