gifts: a running jacket for ma, leather msnger back for my bro. everyone else is getting fucking gift cards. i'm kinda blue this year and don't want to deal.

...oh and a subscription to seemomsuck/clubtug etc. I am tired of hot girls and want to see midwestern chicks hard up for cash give handies. or at least that's the narrative in my mind...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock