Okay, I don't want to wish anyone to have their kids taken from them. Let me just say that in advance. However, my mom worked for years in child protection services and as a general rule, they will BEND OVER BACKWARDS to keep kids with their parents. So, essentially, you have to truly and royally fuck up to get your kids taken from you. The fact that they gave the kids to a 'roided up cage fighter instead of their mother makes me think that there is clear and incontrovertible evidence that she was on drugs and is acting very crazy. If you've had a brush with drugs and child services, by law, in my state (and I'm pretty sure in her state too but not positive) that all you have to do is show that you are "Attempting to rehabilitate and reform your drug use" to have some access to your kids. If they were absolutely taken from JJ, that would be a pretty clear case of her putting child protective services in a position where they had no alternative but to take the kids away and suspend visitation and parental rights.

Can we really say that this is surprising to us? Again, I don't want to gloat or anything but I called this in 2004 when she made her infamous (and completely pretentious) statement, "I will never spread my legs for porn again". In a room of porn stars, that was a fairly elitist thing to say. But were we surprised? I mean, we all knew she was living high on the hog with the $12 million she got from selling her company and it was obvious from the word "Go" she had more liabilities than financial assets. It didn't take Dick Fucking Tracy to see that that money was going to dry up as soon as her body and looks did too. Very few people ever move over into the business side of the industry. Holly Randall, Gia Jordan sound like exceptions rather than the rule. More girls end up with very little money and end up coming back for fame and/or money. (see exhibit A and B: Devon and Houston).

Did we really expect Jenna was any different? Wasn't it obvious that the only thing she really loved was being Jenna Jameson? She didn't want a family, didn't want a business. She just wanted to be famous. It's the difference between the quiet professionals and the people who just want to be famous. You see it in movies. You can tell that some mainstream actors like say, Ed Norton or Daniel Day Lewis, just want to perform their craft. Others like Miley Cyrus want to be famous. It's pretty obvious Jenna was the latter. There are actresses like Gia Jordan or maybe, a girl on a smaller scale I know, Vera Vaughan, who want to make money and walk the fuck away. And they actually can.

Jenna Jameson was to porn what Floyd Mayweather will be to boxing. You watch--in ten years, after Floyd has finally been knocked out and retired two or three times, he's going to be financially insolvent. Tyson, Joe Louis, Holyfield, Riddick Bowe and 1000 other fighters all were on top of the world and now don't have a pot to piss in. Mayweather wants to be famous--not great. We'll have a E! True Hollywood special on how he blew $400K on some Tiger Scent Cologne that worked 90% of the time, 30% of the time.

I need to stress that I don't want to say I find happiness in Jenna Jameson's woes. But, there is a small level of schadenfreude in seeing someone who was happy to be a snippy bitch and a complete diva all the time being reduced to being a cam girl.

There is a level of satisfaction that the girl who was too good to ever spread her legs on film again, is now struggling to find people willing to pay her to watch her actually do it. As the ex-slave said to his master in 1865--"Bottom rail on top now, mastah".

Huh?

Synopsis: FLOP 1 -- Whores lie.

link?.

Lou, it was at the AVN Award show in Lost Vages. She was given some kind of lucite slab for all the fucking she did on film. Then she stood up and told the audience she was quitting porn, she wanted nothing more to do with the sex trade. This was about a year before Jay Grdina dumped her ass and right after they had sold their ClubJenna business to the dumbasses at Playboy.

2008. I was backstage at curtain side, shooting her acceptabce speech for the AVN awards show. When she said that line, it was like hearing a needle skid off the record.

Ha you sounded like Fat Albert in that post.

thanks but i was wanting a link to where he "called it".
regardless....my vague question got two good responses from a couple of my faves so fair enough.


bdm...if you're hearing Gia as an urban type you need to switch to light beer or white wine.

That will either entail (i) a trip to the ADT archives (shudders), or (ii) a bullshit meter, because as Baby G pointed out, she didn't give that little speech until 2008. Burg and his run-ins with ClubJenna Security in 2006 can testify to that.

Link or Cliff Notes?

In 2006, Jenna was in full diva mode. She had a booth at the Sands Expo Center that was bigger than the Vivid Video booth. You had to stand in the twisty lines like at an amusement park ride to get a $20 autographed picture from the bitch. But all around the booth were these hired thugs with shirts that read, "ClubJenna Security: Touch Her and Die." Apparently Burg got a little too close to some back entrance to the booth and was told rather unceremoniously to roll off.

At least that's what I remember him telling me later in the day. It was an interesting weekend.

I remember those diva days. She and Krystal Steal shared a Club Jenna booth and I was in line to see Kyrstal. Some poor sucker put his arm around Jenna for a photo. She freaked and had him booted by a thug before said photo all the while screaming no one touches her with out asking. Pretty funny now in retrospect.

now we're getting werk done. thank you and the lovely ms. jordan.

and for the record...

^ Lakers in 6?

Candidates for "ConspiracyKiller"

1. saratoga120


2. pris/nago


3. Wankus


4. Sportswami


5. A.C. Cream (I bet Tri-coon likes him now)

No more foahties for me Lou!

I remember seeing that comment from her at the AVN show shown on Showtime....(that alot shows..there)...but that was a goofy and uppity thing to say....and I thought it was funny when Stormy Daniels came out and said she would continue to spread her legs....it was hilarious.

Jenna falling down it sad but, is charma bitch!!!

toss up between 4 and 5 at this point. the other three were gutted and left lifeless by xpt long ago.

Lou, in retrospect I neglected a Jenna fanboy who is a total game-changer, if he's still alive.

For the unaware, say hello to England's favorite retard/Jenna troglodyte...FIREWALL

firewall as a sleeper. nice.

the girl with Sportswami would have been super popular even today...damn shame she got wifed up and left us

Hi Christian! Welcome back! Being murdered and dismembered by Sportswami counts as getting wifed up?

howdy, Christian. hope the holidays are good.

i gotta give it to sportswami - he is still in full creepster mode ten years later. even TJ doesn't have his creep determination

Who was the girl in the pic with Sportswami anyway? TJ's got other things on his mind now.

Heh. That is an old ass P-Shop, huh? Been many moons since she was 28.

you stop aging when you're dead.

U speakin from sperience?

and she took her boobs out from that pic and put in much smaller ones. #cry

you're closer to it than i am...let me know.

Haha. Firewall's probably dead.

Yeah, been years since I made it. BTW it was the GIMP, not Adobe. Same version that produced The Dignity Extractor.

Apparently Jenna showed her tits to get personal info about her ex-assistant:

http://laist.com/2014/01/06/jenna_jameson_flashes_4chan_to_get_ex-assistants_personal_info_nsfw.php

Hmmm. I wonder what else she will do if she's really desperate.

You gonna put your Lavar Burton DVD collection on eBay and start hoarding cash until she's in bad enough shape to do I/R privates?

I don't think eBay allows bootleg DVD's. I don't think Jenna will take his EBT card either.

nate mayweather claims to have sleeve shots. he's sitting on a lottery ticket,yes?.

isn't the ex-assistant the TS Britney Markham?

You would know.

And only you.

According to her /b/ post the person's name is Axxxx Cxxxxx.

She seems to have a lot of trouble with assistants.

This is just a sad cautionary tale.