My dick just got harder. Now if she says that she did it all for drug money, I'll blow a load in my pants.

^ Audrey Hollander and what's his face ??? I thing I saw that one too..

She talkin Dick Takin Porn or the Box Eatin porn she did for some long? Ya gotta think one or the other would be enjoyable. If she is just an "I hate sex" type of crazy broad, then that is a real waste.

Jenna, if you are out there. Since you hate porn so much, and would obviously never return, if you ever need a couple bucks, I'll take a soiled pair of Hanes Her Way. Just PM me for details. That $20 bucks I'll PAYPAL you will getcha high.

[quote=Akholic][quote=gia jordan] I never worked with Brandon, and he wasn't on my 'no-list' until later on.

Also said she hates having cum on her face

Where's my hood ?

Here's my increasingly addled attempt to compile what we've decided so far:

#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded "ball-cam" angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude's ass and nut sack is too much)
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
#13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum
#14: don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot
#15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time
#16: close up shots have their place, but it's not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston
#17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter
#18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months
#19: if it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp; don't dress it up as all new scenes
#20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits)
#21: if it's on the box, it shall be in the movie
#22: if an act is described as “her first time”, it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time
#23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools
#24: squirt is pee (see #10)
#25: every whore has a price
#26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time
#27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner
#28: someone else’s baby jam on/in a girl is off limits; stick your dick elsewhere or towel her off/make her swallow before proceeding

Jesus Harold Christ

About 10 years ago, Chico Wang wrote this on ADT:

Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you.

A bit dramatic... yet so was his cause of death.

I gradumacated to beer... glugh glugh glugh! I mean, gulp, Gulp, GULP!!!

This would be a good time for the return of Darth.

Haze has a much bigger and more rabid fanbase, and has a nice tight body.

If you take a look at the picture that is posted on this thread it tells the whole story. There is no way Haze could be enjoying that experience. Its a bunch of strangers blasting cum over her entire face.

Sure she didn't actually like the work but liked the money and attention. Where else is a girl like her going to make the kind of money she made or makes? Odds are she will be back in porn at some point. She's really hot, besides her teeth. Big fan fav.