Originally Posted By: Willie D
People who reek of stale cigarette stench seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately. I'm not knocking your choice to smoke or not, that's your own business.

But please, if you smoke so much that I can smell your stench an aisle away, (i) go home, clean all your clothes twice in a scented detergent, (ii) take at least 3 showers, (iii) brush your chicklets and drink some moutwash. That's right, let it flow all the way down your gullet so the rest of your putrid body doesn't make me want to puke in the checkout lane.

You probably also need to fumigate your walls and steam clean your carpet and furniture.

You pot smokers, and especially you clove smokers...double that. One just smells like shit, the other will land you in the pokey.


Some of that might work but if you've been smoking in your house for years you will need to SEAL and paint the walls. The carpet is going to have to come up and at least be cleaned professionally. Finally, replace the carpet pad and scrub any area that dust builds up on. All this on top of throwing out all fabric furniture and most of your clothing. I'm sure Stanley Steamer has a package deal for this.
Oh and you are probably screwed if you have that popcorn texture on your ceiling. That shit will need to come down and be reapplied.