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#602774 - 12/10/13 04:15 AM Aurora Snow is in labor
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
You should follow her on twitter. She's tweeting some real gems like:

"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Someone needs to tell her that she isn't giving birth out of her asshole.
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#602779 - 12/10/13 08:21 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
2Savage Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/30/06
Posts: 171
Congratulations to Aurora Snow. I've always liked her... there I said it...

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#602780 - 12/10/13 08:49 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Because I've always liked her, I wish she would've given herself a few years between quitting porn and having a baby.

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#602822 - 12/10/13 06:18 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Woulda been hot if she did some feature dancing between 5 and 8 months pregnant.
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#602826 - 12/10/13 06:45 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: Jerkules]
adv0cad0 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/23/13
Posts: 417
^^^ Then she would have had to write an overlong, insincere, excuse-heavy letter to the public in order to stay relevant her son about it.


Edited by adv0cad0 (12/10/13 06:48 PM)
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#602842 - 12/11/13 06:05 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun


Someone needs to tell her that she isn't giving birth out of her asshole.


Sig worthy
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#602849 - 12/11/13 01:50 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I hope she does a selfie of the baby coming out her uterus.

Also, instead of taking breathing exercises, will the MD just ask her to quah instead: http://auroraduck.ytmnd.com

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#602850 - 12/11/13 03:15 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
She should've done some gangbangs when she was preggers. Could've made some extra money.

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#602857 - 12/11/13 06:31 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Colonel Klink Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/09
Posts: 178
Loc: Luft Stalag 13
Any word on if Uncle Keith from the letter to her unborn baby fame is in the delivery room? Or if Backdoorman the expert in financial matters will be establishing a trust fund for the baby's college education?

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#602879 - 12/11/13 10:10 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: Colonel Klink]
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#602884 - 12/12/13 04:40 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Apparently it was a boy named Quentin, six pounds and change. She complained on her Twat-her account about not being able to eat for a day. I just assumed she would remember having to fast the day before all those butt fucking scenes she did.
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#602887 - 12/12/13 06:33 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: Jerkules]
nassim Offline
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Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Woulda been hot if she did some feature dancing between 5 and 8 months pregnant.


Yes. This. And a double anal scene. For old times sake.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#602888 - 12/12/13 06:37 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: gia jordan]
nassim Offline
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Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Because I've always liked her, I wish she would've given herself a few years between quitting porn and having a baby.


Time flies. My wife and I came close to being just like that "smart" couple in Idiocracy. Fortunately, that didn't happen, but I wish we'd started sooner. It's the best job I've ever had.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#602889 - 12/12/13 06:38 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
I hope she tweets some breast feeding pix. As pale as her skin is, her swollen milk sacks will probably show some veins.
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#602890 - 12/12/13 06:42 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
nassim Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
^ Yes! This.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

-- Rear Admiral

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#602894 - 12/12/13 07:21 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
butterman Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Congrats to Aurora! Hopefully her son won't have a tough life with all his friends downloading his mom smile

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#602901 - 12/13/13 12:24 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
i doubt the kid makes it to see the new year

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#602933 - 12/13/13 11:00 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
naw...it's too well publicized at this point. moms love for social media saved it from being a truck stop floater so now it's on the people of whatever of state to help raise it.
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#602938 - 12/14/13 01:16 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: LouCypher]
Smokey Again Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/07/13
Posts: 21
Loc: New Yawk
Absolute awesome chick, sexy as all fuck, definite top 5 all time for me. My time with her was many moons ago, she was about a year into the biz. So damn cute. Looks innocent acts guilty
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#602952 - 12/14/13 04:47 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
dodona Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/03/08
Posts: 42
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun

Someone needs to tell her that she isn't giving birth out of her asshole.

right said!

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#602983 - 12/15/13 02:14 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: LouCypher]
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
naw...it's too well publicized at this point. moms love for social media saved it from being a truck stop floater so now it's on the people of whatever of state to help raise it.


Missouri. She lives in a rural area not far from Columbia, MO, home of the University of Missouri.
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#602987 - 12/15/13 07:13 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
Aurora should sell the afterbirth.

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#602988 - 12/15/13 07:36 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: Mr. Meat]
Fiend2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
Originally Posted By: Mr. Meat
Aurora should sell the afterbirth.


What do you think the losers on ADT would pay for jerky made from the umbilical chord or for her breast milk?
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#603011 - 12/15/13 05:56 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
nassim Offline
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Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
A lot of money, but if it was done as an auction they would be total hebes, bidding it up by nickels and dimes and then going absolutely batshit insane when the clock is about to run out.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

-- Rear Admiral

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#603027 - 12/16/13 03:59 AM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
Fiend2 Offline
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Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
She could always do lactating privates, you know, for the kid's college fund.
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#603094 - 12/17/13 06:09 PM Re: Aurora Snow is in labor [Re: NitneLiun]
alfan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/04/07
Posts: 155
Loc: Southeast
Wonder if she quacked while in labor, that would have been funny. That quaking sound she made while blowing is historical. She will have some great stories to tell her kid when he is old enough.....or when he comes home one day and asks.....mommy how do you make duck sounds.

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