19072 Members
14 Forums
40341 Topics
614095 Posts
Max Online: 788 @ 09/28/24 10:05 AM
|
|
|
#602774 - 12/10/13 04:15 AM
Aurora Snow is in labor
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
|
You should follow her on twitter. She's tweeting some real gems like:
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
Someone needs to tell her that she isn't giving birth out of her asshole.
_________________________
"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602779 - 12/10/13 08:21 AM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/30/06
Posts: 171
|
Congratulations to Aurora Snow. I've always liked her... there I said it...
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602822 - 12/10/13 06:18 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
Woulda been hot if she did some feature dancing between 5 and 8 months pregnant.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602826 - 12/10/13 06:45 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: Jerkules]
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/23/13
Posts: 417
|
^^^ Then she would have had to write an overlong, insincere, excuse-heavy letter to the public in order to stay relevant her son about it.
Edited by adv0cad0 (12/10/13 06:48 PM)
_________________________
"wait....we have souls?" - HillbillyHarry
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602842 - 12/11/13 06:05 AM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
|
Someone needs to tell her that she isn't giving birth out of her asshole.
Sig worthy
_________________________
I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602887 - 12/12/13 06:33 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: Jerkules]
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
|
Woulda been hot if she did some feature dancing between 5 and 8 months pregnant. Yes. This. And a double anal scene. For old times sake.
_________________________
I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602888 - 12/12/13 06:37 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: gia jordan]
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
|
Because I've always liked her, I wish she would've given herself a few years between quitting porn and having a baby. Time flies. My wife and I came close to being just like that "smart" couple in Idiocracy. Fortunately, that didn't happen, but I wish we'd started sooner. It's the best job I've ever had.
_________________________
I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602889 - 12/12/13 06:38 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
|
I hope she tweets some breast feeding pix. As pale as her skin is, her swollen milk sacks will probably show some veins.
_________________________
Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602890 - 12/12/13 06:42 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
|
^ Yes! This.
_________________________
I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602901 - 12/13/13 12:24 AM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
|
i doubt the kid makes it to see the new year
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602933 - 12/13/13 11:00 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
@
Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
|
naw...it's too well publicized at this point. moms love for social media saved it from being a truck stop floater so now it's on the people of whatever of state to help raise it.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602938 - 12/14/13 01:16 AM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: LouCypher]
|
Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/07/13
Posts: 21
Loc: New Yawk
|
Absolute awesome chick, sexy as all fuck, definite top 5 all time for me. My time with her was many moons ago, she was about a year into the biz. So damn cute. Looks innocent acts guilty
_________________________
Anyone can have bad breath, but you can knock a buzzard off a shitwagon
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602952 - 12/14/13 04:47 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/03/08
Posts: 42
|
Someone needs to tell her that she isn't giving birth out of her asshole.
right said!
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602983 - 12/15/13 02:14 AM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: LouCypher]
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
|
naw...it's too well publicized at this point. moms love for social media saved it from being a truck stop floater so now it's on the people of whatever of state to help raise it. Missouri. She lives in a rural area not far from Columbia, MO, home of the University of Missouri.
_________________________
"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#602988 - 12/15/13 07:36 AM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: Mr. Meat]
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
|
Aurora should sell the afterbirth. What do you think the losers on ADT would pay for jerky made from the umbilical chord or for her breast milk?
_________________________
The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. Protect your privacy and get the Tor Browser: https://www.torproject.org/
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#603011 - 12/15/13 05:56 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
|
A lot of money, but if it was done as an auction they would be total hebes, bidding it up by nickels and dimes and then going absolutely batshit insane when the clock is about to run out.
_________________________
I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#603027 - 12/16/13 03:59 AM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/23/13
Posts: 1284
|
She could always do lactating privates, you know, for the kid's college fund.
_________________________
The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. Protect your privacy and get the Tor Browser: https://www.torproject.org/
|
Top
|
|
|
|
#603094 - 12/17/13 06:09 PM
Re: Aurora Snow is in labor
[Re: NitneLiun]
|
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/04/07
Posts: 155
Loc: Southeast
|
Wonder if she quacked while in labor, that would have been funny. That quaking sound she made while blowing is historical. She will have some great stories to tell her kid when he is old enough.....or when he comes home one day and asks.....mommy how do you make duck sounds.
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
354
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|