The motherfucker on the subway next to me FLOSSING HIS TEETH. I gave him the evil glare. And he flosses his teeth quieter as if that's the issue. Then I ask him why he's flossing his teeth in a public space. He says, "Sorry."

Sorry?! I'm not offended. You're the one who made yourself look bad, dude. Sorry, you're a piece of human garbage.