People who reek of stale cigarette stench seem to be coming out of the woodwork lately. I'm not knocking your choice to smoke or not, that's your own business.

But please, if you smoke so much that I can smell your stench an aisle away, (i) go home, clean all your clothes twice in a scented detergent, (ii) take at least 3 showers, (iii) brush your chicklets and drink some moutwash. That's right, let it flow all the way down your gullet so the rest of your putrid body doesn't make me want to puke in the checkout lane.

You probably also need to fumigate your walls and steam clean your carpet and furniture.

You pot smokers, and especially you clove smokers...double that. One just smells like shit, the other will land you in the pokey.