Because he puts out sentences like this: "My Intention [sic] was to Ignite [sic] an Apathetic [sic] Industry [sic] and to show them that No [sic] ONE [sic] Person [sic] should be Able [sic] [sic] Dictate [sic] when Production [sic] Happens [sic].

Shit, he makes Donkey Long sound literate.

Plus he's the only male in the world who volunteered to cook a bukkake omelet. Totally ghey.