Now it's Brett Rossi scrubbing his asshole out every morning.

But even better was that he dumped 3 other whores: Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star, none of whom I would even trust with a table knife. Apparently Chuck didn't like them sucking on his AMEX account.

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/1202_sheen_letter_2.pdf

I guess Chuck didn't know they had a band a few years ago called the Pjamaband, whose only serious attempt at popularity was a song called "Sugar Daddy."

Maybe Brett and Kacey Jordan can have a contest to see who aborts more of Chuck's creampies.