Just bought 25,000 of gold for $99.95
Prepping for your exile already? 25,000
what of gold? Bars? Coins? Your dead relatives' teeth?
Gold's spot price on the COMEX closed at $1250 on Friday, so $99 would win you about .0792 troy oz. There's more gold in those shitty necklaces they shill on the home shopping channels.
Methinks Tranzer bought pyrite aka Fool's Gold. He's dumb and Soviet like that.