Anyone's buying anything?

I might buy some shit online. Going to stores ain't worth it no mo' in NYC.

Is this the one day a year we're all black, including Tritone?

Sales already started online.

They don't sell anal dazzlers online? Or fart preservers? I'm disappointed in you, Tranzer.

They do sell [used to sell] butt plug for $0.99 with free shipping from China. I bought one but eBay closed their shop the next day. But they did mail me one of those cheapies.

Assuming he manages to wedge himself in there without lube, how long you think it'll take before that chair collapses under his weight?

Got this membership:

I got almost that exact chair a few years ago at Sam's Club, and it held up against 250lbs very well.

Panzer, NewEgg had that same external for $99.99. I know you used reward bucks, but that is poor optimizing of free money.

^^^Staples reward checks are no good at NewEgg. Thats the "T" drive for all my tranny files. I decided that that stuff has to be on a separate drive.

Pleae do not post any favs from that natural and hairy site.

Don't listen to him Panzer. You see something young, tender and furry, feel free to throw a couple pics in the HPOTD thread. Try to keep it to hairy snatch and ass crack though. I'm not turned on by hairy legs.

Just bought 25,000 of gold for $99.95

Prepping for your exile already? 25,000 what of gold? Bars? Coins? Your dead relatives' teeth?

Gold's spot price on the COMEX closed at $1250 on Friday, so $99 would win you about .0792 troy oz. There's more gold in those shitty necklaces they shill on the home shopping channels.

Methinks Tranzer bought pyrite aka Fool's Gold. He's dumb and Soviet like that.

25,000 of [digital] gold coins

Yeah, but he's also crooked and an admitted fraudster. I was hoping he'd admit to something more illegal than his usual fast-food antics and that the CTFC(?) would save us the trouble of banning/boxing him.

I own a few gold coins, mostly Krugerrands. But I'm not worried, my IRA just appreciated 11% in value over the last quarter. I could chip off a negligible sliver from any of those and that would be worth more than Tranzer's Soviet deli lifestyle.

Can you imagine Tranzer and Moxie in a prison cell together? Maybe they could live next door to redgoat