I think its time for Panzer AKA Mr. Horton to be perma-banned. So lets take a vote...

Instead of worrying about some dipshit on a completely meaningless message board why don't you make something of your worthless existence, no matter how small and insignificant

Follow your own advice.

Can't ban Panzer. We need as many lunatics around here as possible.

Panzer is a quintessential part of this board.

XPT has cancer. I am saddened and disappointed to see what this board has become.

i'd amend that to "part of the process". you can't have a hate board without hanging a few punching bags.


that being said i voted yes. you?.

I'm voting no in spirit, because I don't like trannys.

You think I don't realize I'm a pathetic caricature of a human being? %99 of you are vile sociopaths so the basis for comparison is extremely low. I imagine clones of identical fratboy date rapists crossed with the beetleman from 1984. The only thing that keeps me going is ear fracturing sonic garbage and the though of one day standing along side of a mass grave of conservatives.

I'm sorry Fiend. Panzer, Tritone, Brandon, they are all annoying, their shticks are tired, but they are part of the XPT like the Middle Class, the Chicago Cubs and Canada are part of the good ole US of A. To pinch a term from the Pro Wrestling Industry, they are the jobbers, the ham and eggers if you will. They are here for the purpose of being fed to the current and future stars of XPT, to chew up and spit out in order to show the world they have what it takes to reach the top or they have what it takes to stay at the top.

No one thought SD Jones had a chance to beat King Kong Bundy at the first Wrestlemania, but that 9 second win (including the trademark 5-count pinfall) in the second match of the evening, started Bundy 's ascension to main event status the following year. Everyone knew Johnny Rodz was gonna get beaten from pillar to post, on Saturday mornings, but you gotta get Hogan on free TV sometime, so people will buy tickets hoping he did the same thing to Paul Orndorff or Big John Studd.

Who would the Harlem Globetrotters be if they didn't have the Washington Generals to beat every night? And what would our Queen of Snark, Gima Jerggums, be if she hadn't honed her craft by picking apart Brandon's pride, day after day, piece by piece, just like the lord has taken his hair.

In summation, ask not why Panzer is on the board, as how do I crush his spirit or skull with a board.

has brandons baby died yet?

I don't think so. The hospital is probably keeping the kid in some kind of suicide watch nursery.

heh... i love it^

this would be a great av for that train of thought...



ohhh, and ban panzer.

I wasn't going to weigh in on this, but goddamnit, he's shat all over the lunch tread again.

Look, since Sean's about to pull the plug on the Tritone account, can we make it a two-fer tomorrow?

This is a fine initiative and I expect this to pass with flying colors.

Fool. Lemme out the damn basement.

Dudes!!! You're in the wrong fucking thread. Just like Panzer.

According to the best intelligence...

Shut up and quit making this cracker's day.

Well, anyway, this is what's wrong with ban-by-poll. Even when I agree with it. (And I do.)

Don't ban anyone. Penalty box.

If we like our tranny loving half retard and our in the closet colored, we can keep our tranny loving half retard and our in the closet colored?

Aw, gimme a break, there aint 38 different people posted on this site in the past month. There should be some integrity here and alt votes not counted.

You should be banned for that ridicules comment..

The penalty box isn't functioning properly right now. I'll reach out to President Steve and see if he can get it working

Tritone and Panzer are only stirring the pot to get attention. Tritone is much more subtle in his approach than Panzer, but then again, who isn't?

Both of their acts have grown tiresome, but that is only because of shrinking participation by others causing what was at one time easily tolerated to become more annoying.

It is like adding salt to a recipe. If you have a dish that is meant to serve 20 people, and you scale down the amounts of all the ingredients except for the salt in order to serve only 2 people. Well, what once may have been a tasty dish, will now taste terrible. But, after you make that mistake and have had to eat the over salted dish, you don't want to over-react and remove all seasonings and spices from the recipe.

Panzer is best ignored and kept around as the village idiot/punching bag. If membership starts to swing up again, he will be diluted down to a more palatable concentration.

Tritone is the most successful troll on the internet. Don't complain to management because you fell for it.

Membership is growing rapidly. Seeing over a 100 non spam sign ups weekly ...the issue is always the same people are afraid to post due to the non ADT atmosphere here.

Email from pornstar with a top 50 listing on AEBN:

"Sean, I wanna post on XPT but am afraid that guy Tritone will get my ip, track me down, then beat, rape and kill me"

This problem has been going on since the board started up. Piotr, Mr. Poo, drpornz, maged, moblem, too many to name.

I'd suggest you keep them in check, rather than getting rid of them completely. This has worked in the past. EYD is right--they are just the village idiots, fun to take a swipe at now and then, but don't let them around the women and children too often.

What is that pw's listing on the FAME Registry?

Im no longer allowed to view that elite ranking system

Have you thought about performing 523 Hail Mary's in hopes you'll be able to see it?

Not everyone here is a horrible person. I'm really nice to new people, especially porn peeps. If people can't see that I'm a warm, welcoming person, they can go fuck themselves.

The list of whores who have posted here and been chased off is endless. Even thick-skinned whores like Hillary got bored with the abuse and left. There will always be a few sexually-insufficient posters who get their jollies just shitting down a whore's psyche--think Chickenmaster, Coochie Monster, Applesaucer, I could go on.

As the guy who approves the members, I can tell you there are porn chicks registered here..Not sure why that wont speak up.

Because you need to be registered to see pics. Or they register before perusing the site and change their mind.

I don't think I could handle another alt, but if I were make one, it would be Ridic-ules.

Do what ever the fuck you want. Whoopdy fucking do who are you again? Another pointless fucking meatbag.

That avatar would probably be a self portrait of Fat Bloody, if he could hold a thought long enough to commit to an eating disorder. As it is I'm picturing 5'6, 283 of still pizza faced 30somthing. Likely never fucked a chick under 180lbs.

You won't really lose Panzer because he'll start a new account within hours of being banned but he'll lose the since 2003 account with over 8K posts.

Why such a specific number??

I thought you only needed to be registered to see images hosted on XPT's server? I thought all the imgur hosted stuff is viewable by everyone.

The imgur stuff is viewable to anyone.

283? Because that is what popped into my head.

If a porn whore registered here wants to say something on the board, but is too scared to actually post, I will make the post, via an unattributed quote, for the sum of one butthole pic, with "JERKULES" written on a buttcheek, so I know it is a legitimate personal pic. Any subsequent posts would cost a pic of the same requirements, but in addition, you have to put a Sharpie in the butthole for each additional post.

EXAMPLE: your 3rd post would require Butthole (1pt) and 2 Sharpies (2pts) totaling 3pts. 10th post would be butthole (1pt) and 9 Sharpies (9pts) for a total or 10, the same as your # of posts.

If any whore gets up to fitting 10 Sharpies in her butt I will use a banner ad for her website or cam whore page as my sig for a while. Minimum 30 days.

Keeps me coming back.

And to the point of this thread, I think banning Panzer would be good for all involved.

Panzer is an interesting fellow. Especially when he buys used deli slices for 65 cents.

Sorry to disagree, but the penalty box does nothing to rehabilitate the likes of Panzer. Sometimes the only solution is the lethal injection.

The problem, Nitne, is that the punishment has been infrequent due to the software change. "Boxing" has always been a temporary ban, but when Malice was running the show, it carried the public shaming in the upper left corner. I've had it. Lou's had it. H2C's had it. Wilie D's had it.

I say Box panzer for a year, while Sean, our new admin, works on replicating the old Jail cell thing.

Quoting from the Lunch thread he continues to shit all over:



Again, I'll ask: Is that a threat? And just who, pray tell, are you trying to threaten with that?

I say a year in the box. He can crawl out Thanksgiving, 2014.

Its not a threat, its a fact.

Indeed. Well, that's an "I dare you to ban me" if I've ever heard one.

I think we can survive a year without the fuckwit. If I'm wrong, he can come back next Thanksgiving and school us on what we've done wrong.

I think panzer's theory should be tested in the real world. Ban him and lets see if XPT implodes in his absence.

My opinion, in 6 months someone will wonder what happened to the tranny loving fast food kike...maybe.

He's quite literally asking for it. Give him a year in the box.

I quote Zelda Rubenstein in Poltergiest: All are welcome.

Public shaming only works when the offender has shame. Threatening Panzer with public shame is about as effective as the Burg threatening a walk out.

I don't know why y'all h8 Mr Horton so much. Besides the tranny pics, he is a pretty low impact annoyance. And the dude has generated more clicks for this site than anyone. Should change his User Title to AWOP SuperStar.

JB's been screwing ho's in Camden.

I dunno, TUP. I think it has a preventive value in that it lets others know they can't shit all over the board with horrendous pictures of trannies, enemas, and rancid meat products a dog wouldn't eat.

OK, no one but Panzer would post that exact combination of crap, but you see where I'm going with this. And as to the traffic Panzer purportedly generates, are these the kind of people we want here? Shit, when I think of the people who would lurk here just to peruse Panzer posts, you who comes to mind? NYPD, the Dep't of Consumer Affairs Fraud Division, and the friggen Health Department. Anyone else is too frightening to imagine. Give him a year.

Yes.

The poll has ended. 31 in favor of the ban and 13 opposed that like hairy trannys.

I implore the mods/admins to enforce the will of the majority. Thank You!

There aren't 44 people who post on this site anymore. If alts are allowed to vote, then I need to search some email accounts and look for passwords.

Go nuclear on the hebe tranny-lover. Penalty box him for at least four months.

Hey, at least he doesn't post pics of his own fecal matter.

^ He has, shorty, and it's landed him a month in the box.

He has more than once.

Give him a Year Off. Give US a Year Off.

Wow. Fucked up.

questionable numbers on that poll but that's nothing new. i'd be disappointed if it didn't get fucked with.

with the exception of faceblaster, jigaloo,and jerky it seems like the pulse of the board says "adios panzer" via response. i'd like to hear from the admiral and kingfish but of course some people are smart enough to avoid issues like this.

alex is indeed a major contributor and he made that point but unfortunately in doing so he left a link to his twitter...what a shitshow and a perfect example of what could happen here if he's left to run unchecked.

solid request fiend...we'll see what happens.

I believe Admiral enjoys chiding Panzer to keep posting on his blogs. Panzer seems fairly well contained in AWOP. I think he provides a cautionary tale of how not to live one's life. He is an on-going "Scared Straight" program, in all senses of that statement.

Since the fuel for the XPT board is hate, Panzer inspires enough invectives from the posters to keep the engine purring along. He seems to thrive on or at least ignore all the abuse hurled his way.

I think we are doing the greater NYC area a favor by occupying his time on this board as opposed to allowing him more time to roam unfettered around the city. You're welcome.

This board always needs a villain and Panzer is a good one. Brendan doesn't offer as much fodder anymore and Trite-one is a single chord strummed over and over again to the point of monotony.

I disagree. As long as he has a forum to document his shenanigans here, he'll continue to do stupid things in and to my town. We need to stop giving him attention.

Not to mention posting scores of unwashed cornholes with turd bits decorating the perimeter. Choice material.

This is elementary school playground shit. Who the fuck cares?

Get a load of Mr original here.

This is a very serious fucking topic.

we're adressing exactly that issue and more to the point the fucken weirdo inspired by it. if you wanna hook your wagon to that train, you fucken half-wit, then keep on keepin on and enjoy the ride.

Regarding the post title. NO ! Kthanksbye

You can't really ban Panzer...permanently.

Alex hasn't been on the site in 10 days. Can we send one of our New York City members over for a welfare check?

That might take a very hardened homicide detective or the most jaded social worker in NYC.

I think he is out trying to devise a scam on how to swipe a Salvation Army change kettle from in front of a store.

He might be on a refund hunt.

he took matters into his own hands. possibly teaching us a lesson?. heh

time to un-sticky the thread and let the chips fall where they may...

he'll be back...whenever momma pays the ISP bill.

He updated one of his blogs today with a Pimped Out Pizza so he's alive, if you can consider what he does living.

th^t's good news. maybe he'll teach us all a lesson and never post here again. and for those that really need to know you can use the links he's left behind. perfect, everyone wins.

This is usually the time of year where he buys something like 537 different kinds of cheap cologne. If you really want to find him just follow the hazmat team.

I think we should set Panzer and Melody Jordan up for a date. They can each pinch a loaf in the bowl and exchange photos. How romantic.

She has the wrong organs for him.

i'm not missing him or looking to find him. it is nice of him to keep the local economy stimulated though.

it's safe to say he really fucked up when he made that tranny thread, yes?. i'm betting he found inner peace after his confession so none of you should feel any guilt. this was a process for panzer and it could only end this way.

Tranzer uses this board as his self-actualization engine. It helps him "find himself." I wonder what other circus acts are to follow.