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#60207 - 09/30/04 06:50 PM Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Of the monkey detractors how much more do you people want to bitch to Tony about me?, For real. It seems that at least once a week you guys have a moan about the monkey, if you don't like me or what i have to say then avoid the cage damn it i make maybe 4 posts a week outside of it , not that hard to avoid me. Stop taking your mod postions too seriously or i will urinate on you while you sleep and kick your partners in the vagina, from a fed up monkey with an itching groin. If you want sugary posters who agree with everything the mods say and never step out of line then theres a board perfect for you, in fact jrv i know you are well aware of it already, feel free to reside there. Snakes in the grass and the monkey is sitting here eating some nuts that have fell onto the grass, minding his own business, well guess what i have good ears and can hear your rattles. WORD. Im sick of the complaining i have been around long enough, you know what im about, live with it.


Edited by smelly monkey (09/30/04 06:58 PM)
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#60208 - 09/30/04 07:05 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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What are you supposed to have done now? I still love ya pops
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#60209 - 09/30/04 07:08 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Smelly Monkey Offline
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What are you supposed to have done now? I still love ya pops





I have no idea, but knowing zenman and jrv i probably used a comma instead of a period. It has to stop, they are bitching over nothing, i mean i was gone from the board for like 5 months and it turned to shit, they know it and i know it, i mean seriously its a fucking porn board, what are they expecting?. The disney board is harder then this board sometimes.
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#60210 - 09/30/04 07:10 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Hey smelly... has anyone ever been able to identify you with your exceptional grammar and punctuation? *grin*

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#60211 - 09/30/04 07:11 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Do you want me to write you a letter of support to Tony M
By the way how old are you- if i'm older I want you to call me pops ( i'm between 28 and 36)
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#60212 - 09/30/04 07:17 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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Hey smelly... has anyone ever been able to identify you with your exceptional grammar and punctuation? *grin*






Didn't you piss and moan for me to leave you alone after a comment i made about another girl prior to the comment you made, yet you had the nerve to ask me to leave you alone. Word.


I don't like you much like you don't like me, but i never, ever,ever,ever,ever go to tony saying fucking gen's a bitch, pissing and moaning about people over comments on a message board, Cone out, it will relax you, word.
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#60213 - 09/30/04 07:23 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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OH SHIT ! This could be the straw that broke the camels back I have been suppressing my homicidal tendences (with respect to my new found Judiasm)But my dad being sent to Iraq ,Brian acting like he's got balls,blistering shoot/edit timetable and now this.Bodies are gonna start falling and I'm gonna be legaly insane this time.......
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#60214 - 09/30/04 07:24 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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First off I never bitched about you to Tony in a sense of making him warn you. We talk about you once in a while if you come up because you're a interesting topic. But I've never whined about it.

And I was just asking you a simple civil question that didn't require your kindness or any form of emotion involved in a answer.

And I highly doubt me requesting that you stop talking to me would ever stop you from mentioning my name, making some smart ass comment about me or saying something ruthless towards me.

You've never really made it clear as to why you hate me so much anyways. I've always respected you from the start until you bashed me for no apparent reason.

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#60215 - 09/30/04 07:30 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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As usual my love for Gen takes away any urge to 187 she gives me warm fuzzies Hey dad why not just apologize for whatever you did (you most likely did it )I saw the thread on Gens sister and lets spread Love!


Edited by bishop_xxx (09/30/04 07:31 PM)
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#60216 - 09/30/04 07:37 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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First off I never bitched about you to Tony in a sense of making him warn you. We talk about you once in a while if you come up because you're a interesting topic. But I've never whined about it.

And I was just asking you a simple civil question that didn't require your kindness or any form of emotion involved in a answer.

And I highly doubt me requesting that you stop talking to me would ever stop you from mentioning my name, making some smart ass comment about me or saying something ruthless towards me.

You've never really made it clear as to why you hate me so much anyways. I've always respected you from the start until you bashed me for no apparent reason.






For starters i don't hate you, i just dislike you, i dislike the most people so its no biggie. I don't say anything mean about you , in fact i totally left you alone. i just posted in my corner of the board and you posted everywhere else, it was fine, then the chico shit happend and the temp shut down of the cage then you and rob who claimed never to have a problem with me let your claws out trashing me when i had no voice to respond with. To be honest i don't care who likes or dislikes me, but i have my small section of the board that i post on, and people have to live with that. Please show me where i say all these bad things about you?, there was only ONE patch and that was right after you and longshot took stabs at my back when i was gone. Before then i never said nothing towards you.
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#60217 - 09/30/04 07:41 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Its so close now I can taste IT!!!!!!!!!at least I Hope thats reconcilliation
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#60218 - 09/30/04 07:42 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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aka Gen Padova
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I shouldn't have to show you, you know your intelligent sly remarks that sugar coat the dislike in me. GRINNING, BITING TOUNGE, ETC. Right. That's my issue. And I trash you even when you're not banned, you know that. At least I admit it. But you still never said why you DISLIKE me. Or might that reveal the real you? So perhaps you're not wanker wang, maybe someone else? Even if you're not part of the industry, i'd still like to know if it's my big nose that bothers you so much LOL?

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#60219 - 09/30/04 07:47 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I shouldn't have to show you, you know your intelligent sly remarks that sugar coat the dislike in me. GRINNING, BITING TOUNGE, ETC. Right. That's my issue. And I trash you even when you're not banned, you know that. At least I admit it. But you still never said why you DISLIKE me. Or might that reveal the real you? So perhaps you're not wanker wang, maybe someone else? Even if you're not part of the industry, i'd still like to know if it's my big nose that bothers you so much LOL?






How is that insult comments towards you?. I dislike everyone bar 5 people on this planet. Thats BS. I don't understand that 99% of the board loves you and theres just a small percentage that doesn't and you let that worry you?. Does what i think really make a difference?.
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#60220 - 09/30/04 07:48 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Smelly Monkey Offline
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)I saw the thread on Gens sister and lets spread Love!





Whats that supposed to mean?.
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#60221 - 09/30/04 07:58 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Of the monkey detractors how much more do you people want to bitch to Tony about me?



I haven't complained about the Monkey in a long time, perhaps the longest time since the Monkey joined. In fact, it's been hours since I last tried to get the Monkey muzzled.

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Stop taking your mod postions too seriously or i will urinate on you while you sleep and kick your partners in the vagina, from a fed up monkey with an itching groin.



But you'll do that no matter what we do.

I don't like it when the posts are dominated by negativity and hatred towards each other. That got to be a real problem a month or two ago and had to be reigned in.

I also don't like seeing talent chased away by creepy PMs and false posts about them. Hopefully this is mostly solved, especially with RockSwami banned.

PS. I haven't complained about the Monkey since 9/9. What's even more amazing is that I haven't received a single PM this week demanding that I ban the Monkey.
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#60222 - 09/30/04 08:01 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Where is Smartt anyway?
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#60223 - 09/30/04 08:04 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I haven't complained about the Monkey in a long time, perhaps the longest time since the Monkey joined. In fact, it's been hours since I last tried to get the Monkey muzzled.




Don't try and downplay it jokingly, I know, i hear and see thing you know, i've been around jack.

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I don't like it when the posts are dominated by negativity and hatred towards each other. That got to be a real problem a month or two ago and had to be reigned in.




its the fucking monkey cage, go and read the description of the monkey cage please, what in the fuck are you expecting?.

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I also don't like seeing talent chased away by creepy PMs and false posts about them. Hopefully this is mostly solved, especially with RockSwami banned.






How in the fuck is this my fault?. I don't chase talent away, i don't send creepy pms to talent how in the fuck does this have anything to do with me?. I would like to sucker punch you in your scrotum with shit like this, swami is all of a sudden my responsibility?.

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PS. I haven't complained about the Monkey since 9/9. What's even more amazing is that I haven't received a single PM this week demanding that I ban the Monkey.





thats it, your banned from the cage, i want to email tony asking how i can ban certain users from the cage, get out, i like to breath clean air, your a pollution to the cage and everything it stands for.
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#60224 - 09/30/04 08:38 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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aka Gen Padova
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that still didn't answer my question LOL

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#60225 - 09/30/04 08:40 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Smelly Monkey Offline
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that still didn't answer my question LOL





What was your question.
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#60226 - 09/30/04 08:42 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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Where is Smartt anyway?




dead, hopefully.

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#60227 - 09/30/04 09:22 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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Quote:

Where is Smartt anyway?




dead, hopefully.





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#60228 - 09/30/04 09:46 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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I have no idea what this is about because I don't bitch about posters on this board. I don't give a shit what anybody posts.
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#60229 - 10/01/04 04:02 AM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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I have no idea what this is about because I don't bitch about posters on this board. I don't give a shit what anybody posts.






PFFF whatever, thats just what you want us to believe then when we turn our back a sharp, painful ,burning sensation makes its way up along our spines as we dig out a blade that was just inserted into it, you are worse then chythera's (aka sally) boyfriend who sucker punches male talent to make himself feel like a big man, I would love to stomp on that guys testicles and eat his children.
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#60230 - 10/01/04 09:44 AM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Horsepuckey pops, Zen speaks the truth- he doesn't care what is posted and is pretty much hands off (except for moving your posts )
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#60231 - 10/01/04 01:00 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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Do you want me to write you a letter of support to Tony M
By the way how old are you- if i'm older I want you to call me pops ( i'm between 28 and 36)




Damn I feel old.( I'm between that and death) Just call me Grandpappy
But, you know I live in the South, so I have a very young wife.
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#60232 - 10/01/04 01:28 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
Le Sick Fuck Offline
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I have no idea what this is about because I don't bitch about posters on this board. I don't give a shit what anybody posts.






PFFF whatever, thats just what you want us to believe then when we turn our back a sharp, painful ,burning sensation makes its way up along our spines as we dig out a blade that was just inserted into it, you are worse then chythera's (aka sally) boyfriend who sucker punches male talent to make himself feel like a big man, I would love to stomp on that guys testicles and eat his children.





WTF, is it me or is thread comprised almost entirely of the XXXPorntalk moderators fighting amongst each other?
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#60233 - 10/01/04 01:56 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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WTF, is it me or is thread comprised almost entirely of the XXXPorntalk moderators fighting amongst each other?



The mods are all going to have to ban themselves for posting about each other instead of porn.

I don't know what this is about either. It'll all blow over by the time Monkey gets back from Iraq.
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#60234 - 10/01/04 03:08 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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aka Gen Padova
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Malice banned himself the night of Gia Paloma's chat session, that's why he was late. He got piss off at himself because when I went to the office to pay company to him and Gia, he refused to fuck me in the ass and I told him he couldn't change his mind. So he banned himself. Yea That's the story!!!

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#60235 - 10/01/04 03:58 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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I don't know what this is about either. It'll all blow over by the time Monkey gets back from Iraq.






You know EXACTLY what this is about, that portrait of yourself as your avatar is a big part of it. This will never blow over, it will continue long after we both finish our posting duties here at xxxporntalk. It will NEVER end.
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#60236 - 10/01/04 04:43 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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I don't know what this is about either. It'll all blow over by the time Monkey gets back from Iraq.






You know EXACTLY what this is about, that portrait of yourself as your avatar is a big part of it. This will never blow over, it will continue long after we both finish our posting duties here at xxxporntalk. It will NEVER end.





Holy shit Monkey, I'm even scared now, and I ain't even apart of this.



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#60237 - 10/01/04 05:11 PM Re: Jrv, Zenman and the rest
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Holy shit Monkey, I'm even scared now, and I ain't even apart of this.





Don't worry sick fuck, the shit between jrv and me goes back a long way. Well before we both started posting here, he knows what he has done. I never left anyone for dead, i always doubled back, not our good friend jrv though, isn't that right?. Deny it all you want, we both know the truth.
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