teddy honestly merits some consideration, but his legacy is partially responsible for the unruly empire we've got abroad. he was also really, really into rounding up and killing savages in the south pacific and american west. usually in a cowardly way, but he's hilarious to read.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits