You should start a blog for your complaints.

You really should. The Panzer Letters.

Nothing wrong with your ink, fartzie. I'm getting my first one, one with my ex's name in a heart and a poorly done white tiger covered up in the next couple of weeks.

Just came back from the Olive Garden's Endless Pasta Bowl sales event.

Checkout The Blog About Stuff for the Endless Pasta Bowl 2013 review that I just posted.

Every restaurant should treat your complaints in the same manner as Pat Haden treated Lane Kiffin last night.

Don't feel so bad Fartz.

A good artist could fix that. A little shadowing would bring it right to life.

I got great work, and I'm not necessarily ashamed of my tattoos, it's just that I'm not nineteen years old anymore. They remind me of the cocky little jerk that I used to be.

Yeah I'm not a bit ashamed of mine either. I'm really not supposed to get anymore work done due to my problems with my immune system and mrsa but I'm thinking of a small Misfits skull on my hand.

Is this yours?








Oh yeah, that scabby mess IS bad judgement.

The picture aint too horrible, it's the canvas that needs work. I wanted hot women too, but I also wanted color. Every tattoo I have is brilliantly colorful. Pinups are almost impossible to do with lots of color which is why I chose cartoon girls. The japanese have a penchant for drawing the anime girls with exaggerated features and sweet upskirt shots. As an adult, I would never, ever choose anime girls, but it is what it is. I also have Mr. Yuck, a reverse Mr. Yuck, another anime girl on my shoulder, two koi fish in a yin and yang position floating in water with cherry blossoms and "you reap what you sow" written in Japanese down the center covering the entire right side of my right leg from knee to foot and an epitaph for my sister behind my knees (the most painful ones by a longshot) written in calligraphy and wrapped in vines.

No stars?

Koi fish were as cliche as I got, but to my credit it was 1998 and they were a relatively new thing back then. The whole koi fish thing really spiraled out of control in the following years. I aint sayin' I was the first, but I did catch the fad in it's very early phase before hipsters came along and fucked everything up for us slackers.

I don't like tattoos, because they are stupid.

Would you get one if you had a coupon?

No,

My cats and dogs are always decorating my arms with scratches and scabs. I keep triple antibiotic companies in business.

Maybe I will. But they wrote back:

"Dear Mr. Alex:

Thank you for sharing your comments about Olive Garden where our goal is to provide you with a genuine Italian dining experience. Your feedback is always welcome.

When you choose to dine with us, you trust our staff to be knowledgeable about our menu and other aspects of our business. It's very obvious from your email that we disappointed you, and we apologize our team member was unable to accurately assist you with questions about our menu. The General Manager, and the management team at our New York City location will be re-educating our team members so they can answer any questions you may have on future visits.

As a gesture of goodwill and our desire to continue serving you, we will be sending you a complimentary gift card to apply toward a future visit. Your gift card will arrive via postal mail by October 9, 2013, and we are confident we can restore your faith in Olive Garden.

Sincerely,

Danielle
Olive Garden Guest Relations"

and that folks, is why Alexi only eats at chain restaurants. No mom and pop would send him a gift card for a free fountain beverage with any order over $20.

Mom and pop would tell me to go fuck myself.

Exactly.

i think alex might be right in this case IF what he says is true. and i honestly would rather have him scamming corporations rather than "mom and pop" shops.

I anymore, if I'm pissed off enough to complain about a joint with an email I'll give them bogus contact info and tell them as much, so they don't think I'm a Panzer making shit up.

Other than being formal, mom n' pop establishments have zero customer service. That's as Soviet as you can get.

if i have a problem i state it in a polite manner at the time it happens. you'd be surprised at how people actually want to do a good job and help you out if it's presented in the proper manner. thats more of a response to alex btw.

They know Panzer would never spend $20 on food.

Most of my complaints are getting fucked on drive-thrus. If I'm 15minutes away about to eat dinner and the KFC scumbags gave me the wrong shit, I'm not driving back and I'm not going to KFC for about 6 months.

Kill Fucking Chickens

Are you going to take a date?

http://complaintsbyalex.blogspot.com/

Are you going to be posting the responses you get also or just the complaints?

I don't know yet.

This is true, although I rarely complain if shit's fucked up, biting the hand that feeds and shit. A lot of eating establishments are staffed by jackoff teenagers that could give two fucks if your needs were met and will happily jizz on your Mcdouble if duty calls. Don't fuck with food service, folks. Panzer's prolly' eaten enough shit, piss, spit, and come fill a John Thompson movie.

Plus all the stuff from restaurant workers he's offended.

$25 Olive Gift card just came in

maniacs...quick question.

you guys ever watch the taryn thomas meatholes scene and then wonder how chris nolan missed casting the khan tusion persona as a super villain in the dark knight series?.

that scene is for free now and it's a masterpiece. check out the "virtue" part.

@ jasonH

seen this?.
http://jalopnik.com/red-bull-may-have-invented-a-secret-new-hybrid-technolo-1442585020

i know you watch the f1 like i do. vettel unleashed hard..maybe too much?.

I prefer Red Thunder over Red Bull

you seem to be irritating most of the regulars here. maybe stick to your own threads and if you absolutely have to share beyond that This is the place for it. consider it a mom joke dmz.

I have that Taryn Thomas scene burned to cd-rom some where. I saw it again about a year ago and enjoyed it.

Ohhhh and it looks like the cards advance to the NL finals.....

FUCK YO TEAMS!!!!

I am amazed at how they continue to win. They just don't seem so fucking great to me.

Farm systems, amazing coaching, unreal fan support. We don't have to spend millions and keep big guys on fat contracts. It's all about the sport and the spirit, brother. I'm not even a baseball fan, and you can just feel it in the air here. We've been crushing plenty of great teams post-season dreams for about eight years now, and will continue to do so.

Ohhhhh and the cards take game two!!!

In yer face, you old fuck!!

Heath Ledger was great in Brokeback as well as Candy but I don't see why people worship him.

Speaking of idiotic worship, we are getting near Halloween, so morons will be putting out the candles and River Phoenix photos in front of the Viper Room. The guy had an average career and died twenty years ago, give it rest folks.