I just made a nice pot of aguadito. Found a Peruvian chica in Tokyo who's a fantastic fuck and an even better cocksucker, and a taste of home should be a nice ass-opener. She told me that she tried to make some but failed because of lack of ingredients, but I found everything I need except yellow aji peppers, for which I've got a workable local substitute.

I already got two fingers in that asshole, so there really isn't any special effort required, but I do try to be polite.