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#601285 - 11/03/13 09:38 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Phenibut isn't for gaining muscle, I don't think. It's a psychotropic drug used in Russia mostly for anxiety and effects some GABA shit in your brain. Apparently they give it to cosmonauts before blastoff. It makes me super focused and feel like Bradley Cooper from that Limitless movie. You just can't use it very often. It also gives me crazy vivid, somewhat lucid dreams. In one recent dream I was sitting on a bench with my friend and a sandwich started talking in his wife's voice and then later we started munching on the sandwich and I was like, "Oh shit! We just ate Sara!!"
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#601295 - 11/04/13 06:34 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Damn you're a big'un!
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#601320 - 11/04/13 02:56 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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This certainly explains why you never see any Russian luchadors in AAA or CMLL.
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#601321 - 11/04/13 03:19 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Around 320, more or less. Its the grandparents place, I sleep there overnight on the sofa. Fuck that. You are Alex Mother Fucking Panzer. You make them sleep on the sofabed.
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#601322 - 11/04/13 06:09 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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at 320 there's no fucken way that bed folds back into a couch without the help of a hammer and pry bar.
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#601329 - 11/04/13 07:49 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Well I know what I'm using for the 2nd Annual Panzer Depreciation Week. Will there be Asian noodles for this event?
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#601336 - 11/04/13 11:28 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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How tall are you Panzer? You better make sure those sores on your legs aren't a result of type-2 diabetes.
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#601338 - 11/05/13 03:30 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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How tall are you Panzer? You better make sure those sores on your legs aren't a result of type-2 diabetes. 6 and 2. That no beetus, its just from scratching my legs sometimes and then I peel off the dried blood.
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#601339 - 11/05/13 08:27 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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Were your grandparents ever gainfully employed in the US, or did they come here and immediately begin to mooch off the system?
How much does your mother charge for an incall? And how many men did she introduce to you as "your new dad?"
Edited by JasonH (11/05/13 08:28 AM)
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#601341 - 11/05/13 09:10 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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How much did they pay for their visas?
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#601349 - 11/05/13 02:14 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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You should buy some shipping containers send cars to the Ukraine and bring whores back.
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#601356 - 11/05/13 03:50 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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Alright, what's with this bogus new Panzergrammar, fer fuck's sake? It no parrot - it monkey... 6 and 2. That no beetus... No are no Boyardees, Doritos and Mac & Cheese there...
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#601357 - 11/05/13 04:00 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
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Alright, what's with this bogus new Panzergrammar, fer fuck's sake? It no parrot - it monkey... 6 and 2. That no beetus... No are no Boyardees, Doritos and Mac & Cheese there... I bet this guy still thinks I'm MPz or whomever that was.
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#601397 - 11/06/13 04:33 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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That's Panzers version of Ruskonics.
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#601401 - 11/06/13 05:23 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I bet this guy still thinks I'm MPz or whomever that was.
Nah, he thinks what everyone else knows...you're just an idiot.
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#601420 - 11/06/13 06:40 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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Anyone here takes any supplements like Animal Strength, Asylum, Ghetto Power or NaNo? no... usually it's coors light, alpha brain, b12, caffeine, and hate that gets me to the next level.
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#601423 - 11/06/13 07:07 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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I treat my body like a fucking garbage dump because I don't fucking care. You know the scene in Cujo where the grizzled old misanthrope dumps an entire waste basket of empty beer can's into a pile of waste in his detritus strewn backyard? That's my role model/hero. My only regret is not being able to drink more and being too big of a pussy to destroy my brain with massive amounts of hallucinogenic and hard drugs.
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#601424 - 11/06/13 07:09 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Alpha Brain? You shoe horning in plugs or you actually taking it? See any results?
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#601426 - 11/06/13 07:18 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Jerkules]
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Registered: 10/19/06
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i can't really answer that without being accused(once again) of "shoehorning" so i'll let steezo explain the knockoff equivalent. Phenibut isn't for gaining muscle, I don't think. It's a psychotropic drug used in Russia mostly for anxiety and effects some GABA shit in your brain. Apparently they give it to cosmonauts before blastoff. It makes me super focused and feel like Bradley Cooper from that Limitless movie. You just can't use it very often. It also gives me crazy vivid, somewhat lucid dreams. In one recent dream I was sitting on a bench with my friend and a sandwich started talking in his wife's voice and then later we started munching on the sandwich and I was like, "Oh shit! We just ate Sara!!" and add water, a half hour workout, and a light protein breakfast to my previous response and you have a pretty solid hangover cure. the booze/beer is optional depending on your work schedule.
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#601427 - 11/06/13 07:34 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: Bornyo]
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
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I bet this guy still thinks I'm MPz or whomever that was.
Nah, he thinks what everyone else knows...you're just an idiot. You're just a bitter old man who doesn't know shit about reinforcement bar.
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#601430 - 11/06/13 09:33 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Lou, not sure if calling Phenibut a knock-off is appropriate. It's a prescription-only anti-anxiety med in Russia. Not sure if I'd recommend it at this point either. If you take too much, it can be a nightmare. If you take it too often, the same. If you use it regularly and then suddenly stop, it's supposed to be one of the worst experiences imaginable. Having said all that, I had a lucid dream last night about being one of the few survivors at the end of the modern world. It seemed like the dream went on for almost 2 weeks.
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#601437 - 11/06/13 11:22 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Can't wait until this becomes the all fag/synthol board.
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#601456 - 11/07/13 10:19 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Those supplements are fucking garbage, Panzer.
If you're looking to get rid of that disgusting fat, do some brief high intensity cardio 3x a week (you can get away with 15 min) and manage your calories.
And since you're all over the map and have failed horribly (as I accurately predicted years ago), you might wanna look into a personal trainer to set you up w a program to start....
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#601472 - 11/07/13 02:57 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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#601476 - 11/07/13 03:44 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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I wanna know how Panzer is so fat and living in NYC. Yes, I've seen the pictures of the shit he eats, but he's also a cheap jew who probably gets in a few miles of walking each day.
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#601483 - 11/07/13 05:15 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
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Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Walking ain't shit if you're eating 3k calories of plastic garbage the body isn't even meant to metabolize. I had lost 75 pounds back when I had a job where I was walking all the time with no dietary changes. (of course this took a few years)
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#601487 - 11/07/13 06:11 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm down over 40lb's over the past year. Still rockin' the Feast/Fast Diet.
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#601488 - 11/07/13 06:29 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Supplements? weight lifting? Who fucking cares? If you want to big bigger muscles lift the weights up and down a bunch of times. Danzig benches around 500 pounds and had a black belt and still got knocked out by some big fat sloppy looking fuck. If someone is threatening your life shoot them in the fucking face.
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#601491 - 11/07/13 07:14 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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I wanna know how Panzer is so fat and living in NYC. Yes, I've seen the pictures of the shit he eats, but he's also a cheap jew who probably gets in a few miles of walking each day. i though the same thing. that and the fact that based on the pictures he shares here and on his blog his portion size is pretty fucken reasonable. he must just drink gallons of soda in between taking gangs of tranny cawk.
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#601509 - 11/08/13 07:00 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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J.B.
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I've been pretty much sitting at home since I graduated college[in the end of May]. That's a relief. I thought you were trying to earn a teaching license for a minute: AXE body spray sends students to hospital
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#601510 - 11/08/13 07:41 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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I've been pretty much sitting at home since I graduated college[in the end of May]. Recently went for a 4-hour walk to jimmy-up the new sneakers, and when I came back home, my legs hurt due to muscle soreness. I pretty much sleep, browse the net, race my noodle and play World of Tanks. The perfect Democrat.
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#601514 - 11/08/13 08:03 AM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I'm sure there is nothing the N.Y.C. local Democratic party bosses would love more than Panzer infiltrating a teachers union.
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#601544 - 11/08/13 03:51 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
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Walking ain't shit if you're eating 3k calories of plastic garbage the body isn't even meant to metabolize. You eat dildos?
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#601591 - 11/09/13 01:26 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. amazing.
don't worry; you have a 'disease'. it isn't your fault. it's those cruel , tricky food marketers.
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#601597 - 11/09/13 03:25 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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^^^ Luckily you weren't jizz intolerant. Actually, they say that morning sickness is caused by a woman's immune system reacting to a foreign substance (jizz) in her body. The cure? Oral sex complete with swallowing his load. It acclimates her body to the foreign substance. True story. From science.
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#601649 - 11/10/13 02:06 PM
Re: The Health and Fitness thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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With the shit you eat, 200 pounds is a pipedream you'll never achieve. You're too goddamned lazy and lack the mental tenacity to sustain a weight loss/health change over the long haul. And losing and keeping off 100 pounds is a long haul change over how you live now. You may see 285 for a month, about the second month, but after that it's back to 300 plus.
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