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#584041 - 02/19/13 06:21 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
You really want Panzer reproducing one day? The fucks wrong with you?

I think his trannie obsession will keep that problem in check.
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#584093 - 02/20/13 06:45 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Just got a free membership at LA Fitness for $0.00 per month.

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#584098 - 02/20/13 08:46 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet.
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#584100 - 02/20/13 08:55 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet.

$2.25 each way. [plus $4.00 for breakfast, $2.00 for 4x churros on Atlantic Avenue platform and $3.29 for 1x Jr. Cheeseburger, 1x Chicken Sandwich and 4x nuggets at Wendy's]

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#584102 - 02/20/13 09:15 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet.


First off, thank you for referring to the Verrezano Bridge by its proper name. Having said that, though: You think Panzer's going over it in anything other than the S53 Bus?

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#584103 - 02/20/13 09:54 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Bullshit it was free. How much was the cost to ship yer dumb ass to Staten Island and back? Is the Guinea Gangplank up to $15 yet.


First off, thank you for referring to the Verrezano Bridge by its proper name. Having said that, though: You think Panzer's going over it in anything other than the S53 Bus?

I went to Manhattan in R train and then got into the free ferry and used the metrocard transfer on the S62 bus.

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#584104 - 02/20/13 09:58 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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I'm just trying to blow his "free" gimmick.
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#584105 - 02/20/13 10:22 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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I thought you also had to buy $100 worth of Ikea goods to get that "free" food...

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#584108 - 02/21/13 05:29 AM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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You never know about the Ikea. He may have purchased $100 worth of clearance shit to re-sell on Ebay. Or they could have some products that double as a tranny skewer.
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#584110 - 02/21/13 05:56 AM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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The plastic containers he seemingly bought would only carry some parts at once.

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#584663 - 02/28/13 06:21 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Alex what happened to your food diary?
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#584665 - 02/28/13 06:36 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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It's funding was cut by the sequestration. Draconian cuts.
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#584675 - 02/28/13 07:52 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Alex what happened to your food diary?

NYSC 30-day trial membership expired and I am still waiting for Ballys to transfer me the membership that I won on eBay.

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#584676 - 02/28/13 08:41 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
It's funding was cut by the sequestration. Draconian cuts.


It's Bush's fault.

Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Alex what happened to your food diary?

NYSC 30-day trial membership expired and I am still waiting for Ballys to transfer me the membership that I won on eBay.


But you're still eating food right? And make sure you stay on Bally's, they will try to fuck you, and not in a way you'd like.
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#584933 - 03/03/13 09:01 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Ate a huge salad for breakfast, 5 orange wedges, and a mini waffle and mini French toast. Then I went to Runyon, couldn't find parking even far away, and went to Bronson Cyn instead. Came home, burned more cals aggressively scouring my house, then indulged in olives, carrots, and 35 cal/2 tablespoon eggplant hummus from trader joe.

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#585928 - 03/17/13 08:41 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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How about an update Alex. Are you still losing weight or have you given up yet?

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#585932 - 03/17/13 09:10 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
How about an update Alex. Are you still losing weight or have you given up yet?

Its on pause; I am still waiting for Ballys to respond to the email that I sent them on friday about the transfer of membership. Auto email said ti give them 3-5 business day, and if they dont respond then I will have to file BBB complaint. I did not give up, I only paused it.

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#585934 - 03/17/13 09:24 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
drained Offline
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Whether he's given up could be read for weeks now glancing at his intake.
Toxic sludge won't do that much wonders and should be about as healthy as the shakedown shakes figgy uses. Industrial drama.

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#585938 - 03/17/13 10:29 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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whats wrong with muscle milk?
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#585944 - 03/17/13 11:44 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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My impression is that the same nutritional value can be achieved much more tastefully, with less additives and superfluous ingredients, probably at a lower price as well.

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#586115 - 03/19/13 01:37 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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I just received an email today from Bally's and it said that the membership was transfered to my name. Now I sent back another email to them inquiring about how do I get the membership card. In the membership transfer instructions, it was said that Ballys would send me a letter by snail mail that I should bring to the local club to get the card.

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#586244 - 03/20/13 03:55 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Just came from the Ballys and they have issued me the card. Only $5.08 per month!

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#586247 - 03/20/13 03:58 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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my gym charges me nothing to attend it.its just a tour of the hallway to get there.:P
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#586251 - 03/20/13 04:03 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Just came from the Ballys and they have issued me the card. Only $5.08 per month!


Did they extend your membership by the amount of time you were unable to go there?
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#586260 - 03/20/13 05:27 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Jigaloo]
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
Just came from the Ballys and they have issued me the card. Only $5.08 per month!


Did they extend your membership by the amount of time you were unable to go there?

No, its a brand new membership. The old one is now valid at LA Fitness, they upgraded it to the Elite status and it is $0.00 per month now for the next 100 years.

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#586271 - 03/20/13 07:29 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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My ass. They will be drafting your account years after you are dead.

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#586274 - 03/20/13 07:44 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Which at his current rate will be by 2015.
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#586476 - 03/21/13 10:22 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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I began going to the gym after the pause period. 1,000 calories off and I weighted myself on the mech scales at the gym and its around 294 pounds [over 290 pounds of me!]

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#586477 - 03/21/13 10:23 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
My ass. They will be drafting your account years after you are dead.

They will just forget about it like they do it all the time. Do you actually think that they keep the tabs on the expired people with lifetime memberships?

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#586478 - 03/21/13 10:36 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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You're almost 300 pounds? That's essentially two of me. How tall are you again?
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#586479 - 03/21/13 10:49 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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^6'2"

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#586497 - 03/22/13 07:34 AM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Get in his belly, Tatty.

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#586499 - 03/22/13 07:40 AM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Panzer, if you shaved your back and gut you would lose 3 pounds.
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#586535 - 03/22/13 03:52 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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He's 6'2" like I have a 10" dick.
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#586574 - 03/22/13 07:22 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
He's 6'2" like I have a 10" dick.

But I am 6'2"; I'm not making that up.

I had to end my workout session early on 872 calories today because I felt something a-brewin' down my stomach, so it was a good idea to end it early and come home, because as soon as I got home I took a big diarhea dump. I guess that 12x stuffed eggs from yesterday, 9x stuffed eggs from today, 2x bottles of Starbucks vanilla frapucino, 2x big macs and 3x cans of Coke don't mix that well.

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#586575 - 03/22/13 07:23 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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the fuck you are... where's that pick of you and irons?.
brandon is five two at best and both your fucked up chins almost lined up.
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#586580 - 03/22/13 07:29 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I'm betting he's 5'7" like the Russian that brings in his girls to clean my mom's house.
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#586581 - 03/22/13 07:36 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
where's that pick of you and irons?

Your mom ate it.

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#586584 - 03/22/13 07:41 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Panzer admits defeat.

The "your mom" blurbs are his white flag.
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#586588 - 03/22/13 07:48 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Panzer admits defeat.

The "your mom" blurbs are his white flag.

I admit nothing; here is my proof:



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#586591 - 03/22/13 07:52 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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they don't actually measure you ya fucken half-wit douchebag. it's simply information you provide just like the color of your eyes.
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#586592 - 03/22/13 07:52 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uncle Joe]
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HA!!! You put in your own height in NY. They don't measure you. My cousin says he's 6' on his license and he's 5'10" if he's lucky.
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#586593 - 03/22/13 07:55 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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I am taller than everyone else in the subway, so I must be 6'2". I know that I am 6'2" because that's what my doctor measures me.

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#586594 - 03/22/13 07:56 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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5 five if you're lucky, rodent.
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#586596 - 03/22/13 08:04 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I am taller than everyone else in the subway, so I must be 6'2". I know that I am 6'2" because that's what my doctor measures me.


Like a USSR trained doc has a clue about feet and inches.

His measurements are likely as good as your grammar and cooking.

And, there are quite a few black guys taller than 6'2" on every subway. Hispanics and asians aren't the entire world.
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#586601 - 03/22/13 08:22 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Walsingham Montgomery Worthington III
I am taller than everyone else in the subway, so I must be 6'2". I know that I am 6'2" because that's what my doctor measures me.


Like a USSR trained doc has a clue about feet and inches.

His measurements are likely as good as your grammar and cooking.

And, there are quite a few black guys taller than 6'2" on every subway. Hispanics and asians aren't the entire world.

Don't be hatin' that you're 5'2" and missing an extra 1'; blame your mom and peppy instead.

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#586616 - 03/22/13 09:05 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uncle Joe]
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that aint 6-2, nga.
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#586617 - 03/22/13 09:06 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Sorry. I was raised from birth in the US. Not the USSR. Or Brandon Island. So, I'm no dwarf.

But, I do believe you are 300 Lbs.
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#586620 - 03/22/13 10:06 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Dude, Fatman is calling you out on being fat. Now that's a wake up call.

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#586622 - 03/22/13 10:16 PM Re: The Health and Fitness thread [Re: gia jordan]
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those are some ugly kicks panzer.
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