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#60077 - 10/17/04 05:31 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

do people think fake tits really look good? god...beautiful girl then just has these unnatural looking things just sitting there....
I just don't get it...but then again...I don't have a male mind...




Okay, I'm back.

I don't get it. And I do have a male mind.

BTW, green, I only see half a foot in those pics. More.

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#60078 - 10/17/04 05:32 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I like the simple girl look here.




But whoever did these bolt ons should be charged with crimes against humanity.

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#60079 - 10/17/04 05:33 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
maybe I am just pissed...I mean all my life..my tits were bigger than the other girls...that was one area I always had them beat...now they are going out and buying em...its like damn....just grow your own...cause they still don't look real.
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#60080 - 10/17/04 05:34 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
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Quote:

maybe I am just pissed...I mean all my life..my tits were bigger than the other girls...that was one area I always had them beat...now they are going out and buying em...its like damn....just grow your own...cause they still don't look real.




See? I'm not the only one. Maybe it's a full moon? I could check, but I don't feel like clicking of this site, or looking out the window.


Zen, is that Leanna?
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#60081 - 10/17/04 05:36 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Zen, is that Leanna?




indeed it is.
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#60082 - 10/17/04 05:37 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
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Quote:

Quote:

Zen, is that Leanna?




indeed it is.




I bow to the innocent, girl next door look.
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#60083 - 10/17/04 05:37 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
The Trading Hearts pics are her 2nd set, the ones in the country girl pic got hard on her so she replaced them. Notice the enlarged areola in the new pictures.






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#60084 - 10/17/04 05:40 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Zen, is that Leanna?




indeed it is.




I bow to the innocent, girl next door look.




LeeAnna did about 6 or 7 (4 scenes were all shot in the same day) scenes BEFORE she got her implants. She was a small A and being a cheerleader/gymnast wasn't going to be able to grow her own. However, Leeanna overlooks the fact that I look like Louis from Revenge of The Nerds & I overlook the surgeon's gaffes and simply bask in the lovelieness and charm that is LeeAnna.

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#60085 - 10/17/04 05:41 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
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Posts: 8662
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Great pics of leanna. Green might be swami, im not sure, MA, could be trying to baja me.
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#60086 - 10/17/04 05:44 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
she looks better without em....just my opinion....we can't all have big boobs...but we can all have a natural body..there comes a point when you can't add one more stroke of paint to a masterpiece before you screw it up..
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#60087 - 10/17/04 05:44 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Quote:

Great pics of leanna. Green might be swami, im not sure, MA, could be trying to baja me.




I doubt that...because Swami liked ME B4 he left the board & I could not C him taking a verbal shot @ Me even if it was to defend a Starlet
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#60088 - 10/17/04 05:49 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

Great pics of leanna. Green might be swami, im not sure, MA, could be trying to baja me.




I'm not Swami. If I was, the URL in my profile would be cyberstationusa.com instead of the Yahoo group that I moderate.

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#60089 - 10/17/04 05:50 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

she looks better without em....just my opinion....we can't all have big boobs...but we can all have a natural body..there comes a point when you can't add one more stroke of paint to a masterpiece before you screw it up..



boob jobs don't bother me per se, but I don't understand why the girls only go for size and rarely aesthetics. I think a girl with an A-cup shouldn't go bigger than a large B-cup. And then when you do it don't go to the cheapest guy you can find. I swear some of these tits look like they were done at the mall.
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#60090 - 10/17/04 05:51 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA

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#60091 - 10/17/04 05:53 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
XXXbitionist Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
Zen...you have have a point...because they rarely make a modest jump my goat gets gotten...
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#60092 - 10/17/04 05:54 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

Quote:

she looks better without em....just my opinion....we can't all have big boobs...but we can all have a natural body..there comes a point when you can't add one more stroke of paint to a masterpiece before you screw it up..



boob jobs don't bother me per se, but I don't understand why the girls only go for size and rarely aesthetics. I think a girl with an A-cup shouldn't go bigger than a large B-cup. And then when you do it don't go to the cheapest guy you can find. I swear some of these tits look like they were done at the mall.




Part of the perception in porn & on the feature circuit is that you can't draw well unless you have a big set of tits. Though ladies like Felicia, Stephanie Swift & Inari Vachs disprove that theory.

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#60093 - 10/17/04 05:56 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."

Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."

Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.

"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."

Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."

Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."



I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:

Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her
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#60094 - 10/17/04 05:56 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Let's not forget Ashley Blue, who has the best small tits in the biz.
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#60095 - 10/17/04 05:57 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
This picture is on the card LeeAnna uses for her Polaroids when she features. My caption, "Me Tarzan, you naked! Me take you back to treehouse!"


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#60096 - 10/17/04 05:59 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."

Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."

Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.

"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."

Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."

Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."



I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:

Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her




Thanks for digging this up though it's full of so much shit, I need boots to wade through it all! JamesN, are you from Cambridge, MA or Cambridge, England?

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#60097 - 10/17/04 06:00 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong. Swami II.



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#60098 - 10/17/04 06:00 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

Let's not forget Ashley Blue, who has the best small tits in the biz.




My bad. Does she feature?

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#60099 - 10/17/04 06:01 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong.






Is that your caption for the last picture?

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#60100 - 10/17/04 06:03 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA


Anyone want to help hold the ladder?

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#60101 - 10/17/04 06:04 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Quote:

I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong.






Is that your caption for the last picture?




No.

The second to last pic you just posted doesn't really do much for the pro bolt-on crowd. She is a cutie, though.

Edit: Fuck! Now it's the third to last pic because you posted one while I was writing this.
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#60102 - 10/17/04 06:10 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I'm telling you, my kung fu is strong.






Is that your caption for the last picture?




No.

The second to last pic you just posted doesn't really do much for the pro bolt-on crowd. She is a cutie, though.

Edit: Fuck! Now it's the third to last pic because you posted one while I was writing this.




You mean the one where she has her hand on the other girl's stomach. Shouldn't that read "My pimp hand is strong!" LOL!!

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#60103 - 10/17/04 06:12 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA

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#60104 - 10/17/04 06:18 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA

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#60105 - 10/17/04 07:18 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:

Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."

Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."

Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.

"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."

Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."

Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."



I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:

Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her




Thanks for digging this up though it's full of so much shit, I need boots to wade through it all! JamesN, are you from Cambridge, MA or Cambridge, England?




All details in the article are factual.

Green Lantern have you ever considered you suffer from dementia or a delusional disorder and might need professional help?


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#60106 - 10/17/04 07:27 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

do people think fake tits really look good? god...beautiful girl then just has these unnatural looking things just sitting there....
I just don't get it...but then again...I don't have a male mind...



I don't like bolt-ons at all.

Bolt-ons are definitely not an advantage to female talent. The camera is going to be up close where the scars can be seen, and there's no hiding the fact that they hang wrong and jiggle as a lumpy solid mass in doggy. And the girl can't move too energetically or it will look gross.

Where bolt-ons might make sense is topless bars. The guys are further away & don't have as good a view, and the guys are drunk and may need strong visual clues - big tits - to convince themselves that the thing on stage is female and not male. A stripper presumably avoids any positions and poses that make the bolt-ons look really bad.

I don't do topless bars but I do suspect that the guys who have hots for fake tits are the topless bar mentality and not necessarily the porn fan mentality.

In 20+ years of watching porn I have seen exactly one girl who looked better after plastic surgery (Celeste, maybe ten years ago, dated Woody Long). A few have been no worse. And then there are ones like Cortnee / Cortknee that are beyond understanding.

And the Lola Ferrari creatures aren't human. Not one bit.
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#60107 - 10/17/04 10:38 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I think this might help you Green.

Psychologists in Massachusetts

Click a city, make a call and be healed my son.

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#60108 - 10/17/04 11:06 PM Re: Fayner if your reading this
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the fact that toelicker reacted by going uncharacteristically bananas jogged my memory-it was kinda a canary in the coal mine/dogs barking at vampires early warning system for heinous people. your instincts were right, i couldn't watch you show remorse when obviously this guy would be douchebag-du-jour in about three days. toe, don't doubt yourself in these situations, you've got a gift for spotting potential swami's among us.

and to you senorita lanterna, i can be a dick sometimes yet somehow i can search for my name and not dig up thousands of lines of text of people going on record saying how horrible and creepy i am. even if gene ross tells the truth roughly 50% of the time, that still speaks very poorly of you.

concerning whether i live in MA or england, i think the "usa" would answer it for most people---i apologize for the confusion, feel free to threaten to come kick my ass now.
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#60109 - 10/18/04 02:37 AM Re: Fayner if your reading this
Toelicker Offline
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Good call, James. Thanks for posting the story.

Green, the king fu comment is not meant to be a caption to any picture. I won't say more, because every time I'm about to write womething disparaging I start feeling guilty. How old are you Green?

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#60110 - 10/19/04 06:22 AM Re: Fayner if your reading this
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
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Good call, James. Thanks for posting the story.

Green, the king fu comment is not meant to be a caption to any picture. I won't say more, because every time I'm about to write womething disparaging I start feeling guilty. How old are you Green?






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#60111 - 10/19/04 06:27 AM Re: Fayner if your reading this
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
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the fact that toelicker reacted by going uncharacteristically bananas jogged my memory-it was kinda a canary in the coal mine/dogs barking at vampires early warning system for heinous people. your instincts were right, i couldn't watch you show remorse when obviously this guy would be douchebag-du-jour in about three days. toe, don't doubt yourself in these situations, you've got a gift for spotting potential swami's among us.

and to you senorita lanterna, i can be a dick sometimes yet somehow i can search for my name and not dig up thousands of lines of text of people going on record saying how horrible and creepy i am. even if gene ross tells the truth roughly 50% of the time, that still speaks very poorly of you.

concerning whether i live in MA or england, i think the "usa" would answer it for most people---i apologize for the confusion, feel free to threaten to come kick my ass now.




OK, I missed the USA in your location, my mistake. However, you missed some stuff, too. 1) Gene Ross ONLY recapped the interview Sports Swami did with Summer Haze in May by recording it and then later transcribing it, he didn't conduct the interview himself. 2) I'm a guy, not a girl. Notice the use of the pronoun He in the piece.

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#60112 - 10/19/04 07:02 AM ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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Loc: MA
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Swami asked about the story involving Valentine and The Green Lantern. "He went to a club and tried to talk to Craig. Craig basically almost threatened to beat him up for embarrassing him. This guy ended up taking a restraining order on Craig."

Laughing, Haze said in order to take out a restraining order, you'd have to have a reason for one. "Craig has never threatened anybody," she says. "Especially since all the e-mails we've gotten from Green Lantern, we've saved every one of them where he's told us a whole bunch of crap. Basically he follows Leanna Heart around. And I guess when she decided that she didn't want him around any more, he couldn't find anything else to do but to make up her yahoo fan club group. Even Leanna's mom is, like, who gives a crap. She could care less."

Haze says Lantern lives in his onw fantasy world and lives at home with his mother. "I guess his big highlight is going out to see all the porn stars and if they don't cater to him, he freaks out and starts writing a whole bunch of crap." Swami joked about Haze fantasizing about The Lantern. "I think Peter's smoking some serious stuff," said Haze. "And he needs to lay off the drugs. But every e-mail he's sent me, he's threatened me and said he was going to do all this crap to me. I saved every one of them. I have them. He an make up anything he wants but he can't go into half the clubs in Connecticut because people are just waiting to meet him. But not in a good way.""I have a big mouth and I can speak my own," added Haze who had a few choice words to say about Leeanna Heart's supposed p.r. man The Green Lantern. Wankus brought up the feud that had been aired on adultfyi.com recently. "I love that site," said Haze. Doing a re-cap of the mirth, Wankus said The Lantern accused Haze of having a horrible feature show and accused someone working for Haze of being an asshole by not taking career advice from him.

"He can bite me, this jackass," Haze said of The Lantern. "I travel with Craig Valentine who is my husband. We just got married in August. He's my deejay and does all my stuff for me." Haze said TGL was following Craig around and telling him that he was going to give Haze free p.r., that he does p.r. for Misty Rain and Leeanna Heart. Valentine told TGL that Haze didn't need any p.r., that she has a bunch of people who do it for her. Haze said TGL wouldn't take no for an answer and insisted on meeting Haze so he could talk to her because she needed him. Valentine told him to get the hell out. "You jerk, jackass, go away."

Haze said Heart's mother runs her p.r., not TGL. ""I don't even think this girl knows she has a fan club Yahoo group that he runs." Haze said that Heart wouldn't even return his call when he went to wish her a happy birthday. "She could give a shit less." Haze also said that any info posted by TGL about her on adultfyi.com wasn't true. "He came into some money. He hinds behind this Green Lantern alias. He wouldn't even tell people who he is. I even invited him to call in here and fight with me. He won't even do that because he's a jackass."

Co-ho Katie Morgan suggested telling TGL that comic books aren't that cool anymore. "He came into all this money because someone in his family passed away. And he feels the need to try to get together with every porn star. If you reject him he flips out and starts posting crap and bullshit that's not even true." Haze said the "The Little Old Lady" show of hers which TGL took to task has won her awards. Haze said she comes out with a walker and moves around in a crowd like a little old lady looking for bingo. "If he's bored he must be jacking off in a corner somewhere."



I spoke with her [Leeanna Heart's] agent who is my agent and was told everything he says is bullshit and he bothers the girls he is obsessed with like myself leanna and misty rain..........the guy is a lonely jackass that was left money in his family and uses this as a means of telling girls he thinks don't know better that he can manage them and get them press.....please [Green Lantern] get a life before you get some press.....plus it helps if you know what the fuck your talking about and whom you really know before you shoot your mouth off.Wayne writes:

Actually, Summer Haze is a sweetheart and I've never had a problem with her at all. She's always pleasant and appreciative of press and promo. I'm guessing you met a "look at me, I work for a porn star" cocky idiot she hired, who probably spoke way out of line while representing her. Five bucks says that when Summer reads this, that dude is in hot water with her




Thanks for digging this up though it's full of so much shit, I need boots to wade through it all! JamesN, are you from Cambridge, MA or Cambridge, England?




All details in the article are factual.

Green Lantern have you ever considered you suffer from dementia or a delusional disorder and might need professional help?






ChickenMaster, ALL details in that interview are NOT factual, it's a lot of bullshit from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. The only part factual about it is that you didn't make any changes to it when you posted it on the board. Here's my rebuttal.

1) I approached Craig about giving him some advice on advertising some all-female gangbang that they were promoting @ the club Summer Haze was featuring at. Craig said they had someone from Arrow Productions to do that so I walked away, I didn't follow him all over the club as Summer claims especially since they spent more time backstage than onstage. He didn't physically threaten me AND I never got a restraining order against him. Heck, he emailed me (which I have saved all of the correspondence) that he was going to have a restraining order submitted against me so I couldn't attend Featurama 1 in Feb. 2004 and he claimed that he could get it done quickly because the New Haven, CT police chief was a co-owner of the club (Johnny is a member of the local Hell's Angels chapter so I highly doubt the police chief is a co-owner of a strip club since there's probably some moral clause in his contract with the city of New Haven). He had a friend of his in Florida impersonate a lawyer threatening to sue me AND LeeAnna and have her fired from appearing @ Featurama 1. Thanks to a lawyer friend, I found out that the gentleman who sent the legal emails isn't a lawyer at all (the Martindale database shows no lawyer certified by the Florida BAR Association with this guy's name) and that impersonating a lawyer is a felony in Florida. Besides, part of the alleged "lawyer's" email was cybertan. That really looks official to me.

2) The Yahoo group was started in 2001 by another fan of LeeAnna's, I became co-moderator in 2002 to delete SPAM and keep things on-topic.

3) LeeAnna's mom has been grateful for the help I've given them with PR since last year and I keep in touch with her via email. If I was stalker, I wouldn't have her mom's email address and I sure as hell wouldn't have LeeAnna's cell # either. Her mom has stuff she does @ home that keeps her too busy to do PR so my assistance with it is greatly appreciated. I'll send a copy of an email to you that she sent me if you don't believe me. I was in NJ this summer and surprised LeeAnna by showing up @ Frank's Chicken House. She got the doorman to let me in for free. Would she do that if I was a stalker?

4) The strongest drugs I've ever done are Vivarin with a coffee chaser & some prescription cough medicine with codeine. I've never partaken in any illegal drugs especially since I've been in the Army (active duty & Reserve) since 1991 and you get discharged if you come up positive on a urinalysis test.

5) I've NEVER met Misty Rain and have never contacted her via email so I don't know why Summer kept mentioning her.

6) Since I live in MA (about 1/2 hour east from Providence), why would I need to have people looking out for me @ clubs in CT? Besides, I was able to attend Featurama # 2 earlier this month without any problems from security and most of my club ventures are to RI & MA, I only go to CT for special occassions (e.g. the boss lady is in attendance). If someone is barred from entering a club, they usually don't EVEN get in the door or they get escorted out by security within a few minutes of gaining entrance when management realizes that the doorperson screwed up and let in someone who has been barred.

7) When Summer was on the KSEX Radio show, the only invite I got to call in was from Wankus himself AFTER I asked him via email if my name was going to be brought up as a topic in his interview with her. Summer & Craig NEVER emailed me an invitation!

8) Notice I go from being a rich orphan with dead parents to living with my mother in the same story? Which is it?

So, there's my rebuttal shooting the interview recap with more holes than Swiss cheese. .

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#60113 - 10/19/04 07:12 AM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
Toelicker Offline
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Some of my favorite quotes from your rebuttal:


1) This entire paragraph:
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3) LeeAnna's mom has been grateful for the help I've given them with PR since last year and I keep in touch with her via email. If I was stalker, I wouldn't have her mom's email address and I sure as hell wouldn't have LeeAnna's cell # either. Her mom has stuff she does @ home that keeps her too busy to do PR so my assistance with it is greatly appreciated. I'll send a copy of an email to you that she sent me if you don't believe me. I was in NJ this summer and surprised LeeAnna by showing up @ Frank's Chicken House.




2) Try a whole bottle of Pepto:
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The strongest drugs I've ever done are Vivarin with a coffee chaser . . .




3) And my personal favorite:
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7) When Summer was on the KSEX Radio show, the only invite I got to call in was from Wankus himself AFTER I asked him via email if my name was going to be brought up as a topic in his interview with her.




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#60114 - 10/19/04 07:17 AM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal? I should have added to the drug thing "Since when is Summer an expert on being able to detect the signs fo frequent drug use?"

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#60115 - 10/19/04 07:20 AM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?




Sometimes I don't even know myself.

Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.

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#60116 - 10/19/04 07:23 AM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?




Sometimes I don't even know myself.

Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.






I was just curious about your reaction to my rebuttal. I'm not going to have my feelings hurt if you didn't like it. I just wanted to show ChickenMaster that there's a lot of chickenshit garbage in that interview Summer did with Swami. I never rebutted it before because I didn't have time and I was advised by someone in the porn news field that by not replying, I made myself look better than if I reply.

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#60117 - 10/19/04 07:55 AM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?




Sometimes I don't even know myself.

Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.






I was just curious about your reaction to my rebuttal. I'm not going to have my feelings hurt if you didn't like it. I just wanted to show ChickenMaster that there's a lot of chickenshit garbage in that interview Summer did with Swami. I never rebutted it before because I didn't have time and I was advised by someone in the porn news field that by not replying, I made myself look better than if I reply.




Don't worry everyone stirs the pot. I never believe what whores and pimps say about other people. I wanted to see how sane you are, if we had another summara or swami on the board, but alas I get no fun. Just a concise rebuttal.


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#60118 - 10/19/04 08:18 AM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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Registered: 10/17/04
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Loc: MA
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Toe, are you laughing at me or just pointing out your favorite segments from my rebuttal?




Sometimes I don't even know myself.

Quit taking this board so seriously. You'll feel better.






I was just curious about your reaction to my rebuttal. I'm not going to have my feelings hurt if you didn't like it. I just wanted to show ChickenMaster that there's a lot of chickenshit garbage in that interview Summer did with Swami. I never rebutted it before because I didn't have time and I was advised by someone in the porn news field that by not replying, I made myself look better than if I reply.




Don't worry everyone stirs the pot. I never believe what whores and pimps say about other people. I wanted to see how sane you are, if we had another summara or swami on the board, but alas I get no fun. Just a concise rebuttal.




Sorry to disappoint you, bro. Using logic to rebut an argument works better than "I know you are but what am I?" or name calling shots.

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#60119 - 10/19/04 02:09 PM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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Hey CM I think I heard that sentament before.
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#60120 - 10/21/04 05:12 PM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
This is fucking weird. GreenLantern, is there a particular reason why you have a porn chica's mother's phone number? Moreover, is there a fucking reason why I now know you have a porn chica's mother's phone number?
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#60121 - 10/22/04 10:30 AM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
GreenLantern Offline
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Registered: 10/17/04
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Loc: MA
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This is fucking weird. GreenLantern, is there a particular reason why you have a porn chica's mother's phone number? Moreover, is there a fucking reason why I now know you have a porn chica's mother's phone number?




It's a backup just in case I can't get ahold of LeeAnna on her cell phone which is always acting up, that's all. Most of my correspondence with her mom is via email.

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#60122 - 10/22/04 12:32 PM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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Registered: 06/03/04
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Loc: blue state.....red county...
wow....yet somehow..I didn't find that answer very satisfying.
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#60123 - 10/22/04 01:10 PM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
Toelicker Offline
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her cell phone which is always acting up




I use that one.

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#60124 - 10/22/04 02:08 PM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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I missed it if he ssaid and i'm too lazy to look- How is greenlatern that close a friends with Leanna because I want to be friends too. Just how does one go about working that out
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#60125 - 10/22/04 02:39 PM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I hearby abolish this thread. I will say no more. No more posting here, it... it should not be.
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#60126 - 10/22/04 04:11 PM Re: ChickenMaster, here's the REAL facts!
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.....I want to be friends too. Just how does one go about working that out




A very vivid imagination.

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