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#562134 - 08/04/12 09:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Cracking-up on the buyers who did not left the feedback for me with the following message:

"Can you please leave feedback for me? I already left feedback to you, and it means a lot to me if you could take 30 seconds or so to leave the feedback.

Enjoy the item and have a great day!

-Alex"

About 1 in 5-6 people who buy stuff don't leave back the feedback.

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#562137 - 08/04/12 10:05 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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I hate people who don't bother to leave feedback.
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#562138 - 08/04/12 10:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I hate people who are finicky about postage stamps. They are the ones that request to see the whole assortment of postage stamps sheets and make a fuss about not liking the current postage themes. You kno' what I'm sayin'?

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#562144 - 08/04/12 10:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
i can't wait for a jury to see all that stuff.


rotfl applaud
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#562148 - 08/04/12 10:35 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: tattypatty]
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Originally Posted By: tattypatty
i can't wait for a jury to see all that stuff.


Silly Alex. All that stuff in a Doctors bag, when the real Docs travel much lighter:

Mt. Sinai urologist busted on charges he used spy cam to peek up subway riders’ skirts




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#562153 - 08/04/12 10:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: tattypatty
i can't wait for a jury to see all that stuff.


Silly Alex. All that stuff in a Doctors bag, when the real Docs travel much lighter:

Mt. Sinai urologist busted on charges he used spy cam to peek up subway riders’ skirts



I read it yesterday on NYPost.com. He used the wrong pen camera; he had to use the one that has the lens coming out of the pocket clip. It attracts less attention.

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#562162 - 08/04/12 11:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I bought a jug of Tide.

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#562163 - 08/04/12 11:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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A jug not a jig?
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#562179 - 08/04/12 12:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
I bought a jug of Tide.

Half a year ago they were selling like a 10-gallon drum of Tide powder from Vietnam for like $23.00

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#562181 - 08/04/12 12:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
I bought a jug of Tide.


From a store on on the street?
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#562182 - 08/04/12 12:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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Panzer bought his when he went to Vietnam. He had a choice of $23 for the Tide or $24 for a beautiful clean woman he could do whatever he wanted to for 12 hours. He chose the Tide.
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#562189 - 08/04/12 12:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I'd just throw down $50 for a package deal, and fuck her while she washes and folds my laundry. Are gooks as good at laundry as chinks are? Eh, who cares, as long as I don't have to do it.
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#562209 - 08/04/12 02:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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What was the shipping on Tide?

Is there a difference between gooks and chinks? I guess that chinks are gooks, but a gook doesn't have to be a chink. What about the slopes and the slant eyes? Tri? A little help please.

A few years ago they outlawed detergents with phosphorates or something in Washington. A crony and I were peddling broken down boxes of Tide from Idaho on CL. Had a nice little scam going before my ex caught us breaking them down into ziplocks. You'd have thought we were dissecting hookers. Go capitalism!

The new pipe I got off Etsy.



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#562211 - 08/04/12 02:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
What was the shipping on Tide?

Is there a difference between gooks and chinks? I guess that chinks are gooks, but a gook doesn't have to be a chink. What about the slopes and the slant eyes? Tri? A little help please.

A few years ago they outlawed detergents with phosphorates or something in Washington. A crony and I were peddling broken down boxes of Tide from Idaho on CL. Had a nice little scam going before my ex caught us breaking them down into ziplocks. You'd have thought we were dissecting hookers. Go capitalism!

The new pipe I got off Etsy.



I think that the pipe can be used as a butt plug if you apply Vaseline on it.

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#562217 - 08/04/12 03:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Gook = Vietnamese
Chink = Chinese
Slope = Japanese I think, could be Korean. Those 2 wars were so close together that they probably recycled the slurs.

Snappy looking pipe. Is it light and fragile, or thicker heavier glass.
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#562218 - 08/04/12 03:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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There's something about owning a big jug of Tide. It's like having gold bullion or something.

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#562219 - 08/04/12 03:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I always go off brand on detergent and save the 2-3 bucks. Then I take the savings and put it towards Snuggle fabric softener.
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#562220 - 08/04/12 04:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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pussy
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#562228 - 08/04/12 04:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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You people and your fabric softeners.

I'm sure you could take it dry, Panz.

If the shit ever hits the fan, Tide will be worth more than gold.

The pipe is actually pretty heavy. Not heavy enough to be by mistake, but not light Made in China. Next time we do a festival I'm going to clear out the guy's apprentice inventory and mark them the fuck up.
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#562561 - 08/07/12 07:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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25 Ed Powers DVDs for $52

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#562567 - 08/07/12 07:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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You overpaid by $52.
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#562612 - 08/08/12 05:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
backdoorman Offline
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Radio install in the Camry. $ 120
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#563293 - 08/15/12 12:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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2 stainless steal anus spreaders for $20 each. I told the guy that if he give me 20% discount that I will buy both.

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#563297 - 08/15/12 12:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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From Speculum City?
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#563305 - 08/15/12 01:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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They have great deals. Buy nine speculums, get the 10th for just one penny.
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#563306 - 08/15/12 01:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
From Speculum City?

From eBay.

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#563335 - 08/15/12 03:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Fuck me. I went out of town and forgot to bring my last vial of insulin back with me when I returned home. I had to pay out of pocket and found out that a single vial of insulin now costs $192. With insurance, I only pay $10. I actually could have caught a flight to retrieve my insulin for less than it cost to buy another vial. Fucking ridiculous. But then again, I do need it to live.
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#563338 - 08/15/12 03:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Fuck me. I went out of town and forgot to bring my last vial of insulin back with me when I returned home. I had to pay out of pocket and found out that a single vial of insulin now costs $192. With insurance, I only pay $10. I actually could have caught a flight to retrieve my insulin for less than it cost to buy another vial. Fucking ridiculous. But then again, I do need it to live.

You no hungry for insulin - you want a Hot Pocket!

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#563342 - 08/15/12 04:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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sportswami hotkarl

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#563346 - 08/15/12 05:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
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Have you used those specula, Alex?

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#563348 - 08/15/12 05:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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he used em on me to jew my design for a shirt.
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#563376 - 08/15/12 07:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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^^ You funny fucker.
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#563387 - 08/15/12 08:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
frankie fatale Offline
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hes like the jewish mike adriano of savings.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#563395 - 08/16/12 01:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Steezo]
Vice Admiral Offline
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How long does one vial of insulin last? In other words, at $192 per vial, what is the monthly cost of managing diabetes?

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#563396 - 08/16/12 01:49 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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Each vial contains 1000 units of insulin. I wear an insulin pump and you end up wasting a lot of insulin loading up the pump and priming the infusion tubing. Of the 1,000 units, probably only about 850 are used. I take roughly 65 units per day, so this works out to about 13 days. I might be able to stretch it so that the 2 vials last a month. I actually use quite a bit less insulin than the average diabetic for some reason.

That's just insulin alone. There are additional costs with diabetes, such as the insulin pump I mentioned and all the supplies that go along with it. Then you have the cost of the glucometer test strips used to check your bloodsugar. They're about $175 for 100 strips. I don't use many strips because I wear a continuous glucose monitor that checks my sugar and gives me a readout every 5 minutes. That has a replaceable sensor that you wear for a week and each one costs $80. I found out you can just restart the old sensor after a week and it'll keep working basically until the adhesive wears away and it falls off.

Altogether, it could cost maybe $750-$1,000 per month to manage type 1 diabetes, I'd say.
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#563802 - 08/18/12 06:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Steezo]
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Battlefield Bad Company 2, Call of Duty4: Modern Warfare and Ace Combat 5

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#563805 - 08/18/12 06:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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What did you do with those games you bought but couldn't play? They were last gen and you thought you could play them on your current gen systems.
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#563806 - 08/18/12 06:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What did you do with those games you bought but couldn't play? They were last gen and you thought you could play them on your current gen systems.

What are you talking about? All games that I bought play on whatever system they were intended to be played.

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#563807 - 08/18/12 07:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Steezo Offline
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Good jew. Never admit to misspending money.
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#563809 - 08/18/12 07:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What did you do with those games you bought but couldn't play? They were last gen and you thought you could play them on your current gen systems.


What are you talking about? All games that I bought play on whatever system they were intended to be played.


Wrong. Let's turn back the clock to January. Start here. Then move on to your post #540159 and continue on.
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#563810 - 08/18/12 07:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Jigaloo]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
Originally Posted By: Doctor Boris
Originally Posted By: Jigaloo
What did you do with those games you bought but couldn't play? They were last gen and you thought you could play them on your current gen systems.


What are you talking about? All games that I bought play on whatever system they were intended to be played.


Wrong. Let's turn back the clock to January. Start here. Then move on to your post #540159 and continue on.

It played after I rubbed the disc with Windex and put it in the freezer for 30 minutes.

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#563813 - 08/18/12 07:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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You bought the Xbox game Blood Wake for $3.50. You intended to play it on your Xbox 360. The Xbox 360 does not play Blood Wake. We went over this.

You could polish the disc, freeze it, jerk off on it, shit on it and smear it on the walls, take it to church and pray for it, have it baptised, blame it for all the bad decisions you made in your life, stick your dick through the hole in the center, etc. it doesn't matter.
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#563818 - 08/18/12 07:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Steezo]
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Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Good jew. Never admit to misspending money.


he's not a good Jew though. I had to explain to him awhile back that if you have to buy something to get the next one free it's not really free. that would be basic Jew logic coming out of the womb.
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#563920 - 08/19/12 04:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Generizer Offline
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Two tickets to Mexico - $370 per person.
1 week of all inclusive stay - $0 (Timeshare)

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#563921 - 08/19/12 04:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Zombie shooting or meat to attract the zombies, it did not matter anymore. The time had come.

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#563927 - 08/19/12 05:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Generizer]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Two tickets to Mexico - $370 per person.
1 week of all inclusive stay - $0 (Timeshare)

diarrhea-free
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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#563945 - 08/19/12 10:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
Generizer Offline
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Posts: 622
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Two tickets to Mexico - $370 per person.
1 week of all inclusive stay - $0 (Timeshare)

diarrhea-free


Been there many times and never had an issue. Stomach of steel! :-P

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#563950 - 08/19/12 11:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
30 minute facial at Ulta West Hollywood w/Delores $30 plus tip.

I've had facials everywhere, and honestly, this is the cheapest best one I've ever had. Forget the $$$$ places. Take a vicodin before the extractions and leave clean and gunk free. My skin is so clear now.

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#563951 - 08/20/12 01:25 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
charin Offline
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#563954 - 08/20/12 02:24 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: charin]
Uncle Joe Offline
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35x enema magazines, 2x 8mm enema movies and 1x enema tape for $175.00. Enema Doctor sold it.

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