You also cling to the fantasy that most white girls do black guys because they want to and it's not for the money or because of their daddy issues.

White women crave black dick and don't shit. Fairyland.

Me too. Great minds, eh, Toby? Yes, it does always come back to race.

She is just dropping the black kids off at the pool.

Knowing how to swim is a skill that will help them survive.

They won't survive the great flood. Washed away. No shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rdNzVqF7Y&feature=related

Holy crap this girl is perfection

She needs implants.

Some of the replies made it all worthwhile.

"I want to molest your insides" got the most thumbs up.


Overall she is my type, just a touch too pedophillic.

Gia likes them young. Once she does not sound shoddy on the guitar anymore, she will be able to suck cock like a tornado while getting DP'ed by African American gentlemen. A talent is a terrible thing to waste.

I agree. I ain't talkin' about the music!!!

Get back to me when she is legal and has bikini butt pics on her facebook page.

Mmmmm...she does an Eliot Smith cover...I'm in love.

If you look really carefully in the pool, you can see some girl's tits reflected in the water. You have a point about the artist's work ethic. I bought prints of both pictures. The one of the girl sitting on the john arrived last week. It's not immediately obvious, but if you really look at the hand holding the cigarette, you can tell that at some point the artist thought, "Fuck it. It's good enough."



Amen!

Ashley Wood

Some Elvgren cheesecake

Thanks to Jigaloo and isanyoneup.com

Ink + ponytails + dorm pants =

The fuck is ::?

She makes me happy in my pants. I love that banana icon!

I don't see no stinkin banana.

Weird. It is showing up on my browser. What you are seeing is the HTML code for the banana.

it is just 2 colons. Typing that out makes me think, "That'd be Panzer's type of party."

It shows as a banana on this end too. Maybe you're using VHS.

Nothing but :: here !

Damn! What browser are you using? I'm seeing the banana when I use Firefox, Explorer, Silk or Chrome!

Fuck all of this seen/unseen banana horse fucking shit. Let's get back to bizness, tough guys.

Ah, the "taste my own ass" girl. Mental patient, hooked on coke (?) that had an abusive boyfriend, who posted videos of her ass to mouthing, before she hooked up with a MySpace pimp that put her on the streets of NYC. The granddaughter(?) of former NY State Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno. He was sentenced to 2 years for corruption in 2010, don't know if he served the time or he's still appealing.

Anyhow, the videos of her, that I think were originally posted to the net at Phun.org, were truly disturbing, lots of reluctance and tears.

There are probably 50 pics in the photo set.

Just google "I want to taste my own ass" and you'll find some of the clips.

Oh, when the clips were first found on the web, the family tried to use the "they were taken while she was U/A" BS, getting some sites to take them down. The ex boyfriend blew that shit out of the water rather quickly.

Are you talking about the chick I posted? She was one of the first pics that I found when I went to my pic-grabbing site. That's pretty fucking awesome that you recognize her and know her story.

Jerkules, you are an icon in the world of fapping.


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Just checked out the video. Is that really the same chick? That's fucking hilarious. I've fapped to that particular clip before. Love that clip.

Jerkules, we need a bio on this one, ASAP.

No face on this one, but she could be scorned, battery-acid afflicted, ex-muslim wife for all I fucking care.

I can't help you on those others man.

There are a lot of clips of the Bruno girl. One where there is shit on her butt cheek and the guys cock. Another he has her in the pile driver position on the bathroom floor, fills her cunt with water and tells her to squeeze it out. It fountains right into her face and she starts crying.

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Google "nasty Rachel videos" and the second link should be a cum shot compilation. She prolly hates getting jizzed in the mug more than she does tasting her ass.

Also, thank you for the praise. I claim to be nothing more than a perv with a decent memory. I in no way have the Total Whore Recall that some of the pervs around here do.

Alright here we go. Since they are amateur videos, and they were not put on the internet for profit, I hope there is no problem with this link.

Here are some more of her pics

She looks soooo in to it, almost making love to the camera.

There are a few close up videos of her farting, if you are in to that sort of thing, which you are.

24 of 40 clips still alive.

Oh, I don't fap to the fartz, but I do laugh. Call me Panzer again, and we'll have a scrap before we sit down for drinks.

Hey, I didn't say you were in to the shit. Panzer's about the scat, not the gas. Sorry if you were offended.

Not offended in the least, friend. Just fuckin' with you.

On a side note, right after I posted that, I was smoking in the foyer here at work, and I ripped a good one and clowned out the entire small space. After I finished my smoke, not one minute later, a semi-hot chick came in and HAD to have walked right through my cloud of doom. She was stoked with my information that Silicone lube is ideal for anal and went ahead and bought a sample. She takes it in the ass.

I love my job. I get to fart on semi-hot chicks then help them with their anal needz.

Reversed on appeal in November. CLICKY






Something about this broad puts me in touch with my inner Rear Admiral and makes me happy in my pants.

^^^ Possibly the fact that you could probably slide right in either a them holes, possibly w/o even spit.

About Joe, they gonna probably retry him. Upstate Repub in a Democrat run state, during a Dem Administration, they gonna get him for Boss Hogging around in the Pataki days.

@Fartz, what type of lube do the fags buy? Figure they know the most about anal. You use that to pimp certain lubes on broads? "This is the one all the fruits swear by." ??

Nah. It's more that this broad's got a higher "The things I do for money" vibe than most.

Teh' gayz go with Eros, and nothing else. Shit's like $60.00 for a 12Oz. bottle, and I have used that line before. We've had gay dudes travel hundreds of miles just to pick up a bottle of Eros. The silicone thing is pretty logistical. Silicone doesn't wash off, so it's fine in the ass which tends to clean itself, but when used in the vag which doesn't really self-clean, could create a PH imbalance which leads to all sorts of neat infections.

Just had two HOT fucking pieces of ass in here. Brunette and a redhead. Thongs hanging out of the jeans and all of that awesome shit. They bought condoms and some Coochy Cream shaving lotion.

Pros or sluts ya think?

^^^Those hos gotta be pros, Bro.

Apologies if any of these have been posted before, but that chick with the flashlight up her ass got me thinking about sharpies:

Quality stuff there buddy.

Fartz, you're living the dream. I've always wondered what it was like to not have a little piece of your soul being carved away every time you clock in.

Sluts. One was a short high-school looking brunette with about a b cup and decent hips who was acting quite retarded and seemed completely immune to my subtle insults at her intelligence. The redhead was short, like 4'8 or some odd, extremely skinny, and had this weird Linsay Lohan/Mary Mccray face. She was pretty cool and was getting a kick out of my comments towards her obnoxious freinds behavoir.



It really does seem like the greatest job in the world, but it fucking DRAGS sometimes Barry. You'd think getting paid to basically do nothing for the majority of the day would be living the dream, but without productivity or any real sense of progress, cabin fever kicks in often and it seems like a prison from time to time. But I do get the joy of interacting with some pretty eccentric people. And there's always the sluts, strippers, whores, hot young ass, skanks, chunky skanks, biker grannies, etc.

Sex shop work made me hate people.