I didn't really intend for this to be a debate about the long long Cambria Rules. It's just my point that most of the "porn reporters" are about as vanilla as a popsicle, and if someone from a big name tells them to tamp it down, they want to protect their asses.

Who's been and gone in the porno news business:

AVN: about as useless as the Pope's balls. Industry shill for years. Remember when Peter Warren got hired there, and XPT shit down his illiterate throat? All he did was prove how stupid he is/was.

XBIX: Know little about them, and care less. They are press releases and not much else...see Terri Reador and The Floating World.

Ponante: see above

Hunter: see above above

All the folks who knew the shit about smut are gone...Luke, Jimmy DiGiorgio, does Tom Byron ever post on FYI, or has that become another Rob Black vehicle? Houston Don?

Cindy Loftus: long gone

Negro Tara: probably still in the morgue waiting to be identified. She was shitty, but always got drunk and threw drinks at Luke. If only he could have bottled those and fed them to Holly Randall.

Fuck it...maybe I'm just pining for a more fun time, when someone gave a shit about the hilarity of the porno business. Or perhaps it's not the same business any more...dunno.