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#638014 - 05/31/16 08:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3077
Loc: cleanup
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^ I fucking want that. What'd it run you, BDM?
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#638017 - 05/31/16 08:24 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Delayed in the subway. I inserted $31 for a 7 day pass and it never gave me a card. Spent 20 mins on phone so I can get refund in 3 weeks. ![axedout axedout](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/axedout1.gif) And worse- it gave me $9 change in Susan B Now my purse weighs a ton as I haul my ass on two trains to Brooklyn.
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#638033 - 05/31/16 09:32 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Delayed in the subway. I inserted $31 for a 7 day pass and it never gave me a card. Spent 20 mins on phone so I can get refund in 3 weeks. ![axedout axedout](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/axedout1.gif) And worse- it gave me $9 change in Susan B Now my purse weighs a ton as I haul my ass on two trains to Brooklyn. Post current photos of said ass. TY
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#638135 - 06/03/16 05:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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J.B.: 16.54 on Amazon prime. Hell'uva deal.
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#638139 - 06/03/16 07:37 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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It seems like the internet really, really wants me to buy a flashlight. A high-powered, tactical flashlight. I constantly get ads for them. They always have names like x800 or A1000 or something like that.
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#638142 - 06/03/16 09:37 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Me too. It knows I have a fetish for flashlights.
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#638144 - 06/03/16 10:02 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Not that I talk about flashlights, but I just switched off this "feature" on my iPhone. Apparently FB's Messenger app listens in on what you're talking about for advertising purposes. http://nypost.com/2016/06/02/how-to-stop-facebook-from-listening-to-everything-you-say/
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#638145 - 06/03/16 10:05 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Also, I just bought a $900 German flashlight. 5000 lumens! The Lupine TL2 Betty. Apparently it's the brightest flashlight in the world. The name didn't make sense to me at first, but I guess its sister product is called the Wilma. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=57371&filename=269_Bettytl2.jpg)
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#638146 - 06/03/16 10:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5211
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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I use these little streamlights all the time. Very small and bright, run on a single AAA and are sturdy as hell. streamlight microstream
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#638181 - 06/04/16 03:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Damn you FB. lol
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#638182 - 06/04/16 03:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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New stream light. Fuck.
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#638301 - 06/07/16 03:43 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Someone tried to scam me out of a good deal of money for a fancy chef's knife. They had it listed on eBay saying they'd sell it for a certain amount, but the listing didn't have a "Buy It Now" option, so I (stupidly) sent them a direct email offering to buy it. They sent me back a bogus eBay "Buyer Protection Invoice" with instructions to go to Walgreens, buy a $500 eBay gift card, scratch off the back of the card and email them a pic of the redemption code. Lol. Like eBay would ever give someone instructions like that. I forwarded the email to eBay's security center: spoof@ebay.com.
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#638338 - 06/08/16 07:35 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Case pocket knife. 50 bucks. Small tin of Spanish saffron. 12.95
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#638381 - 06/09/16 10:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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t shirt from tattoo shop
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#638387 - 06/10/16 12:15 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Paring knife. An original by the master himself for $700. The day after I bought this, another one just like it went up for sale on eBay with a "Buy Now" price of $2,500. Usually when I get a good deal on something like this, the seller voids the sale, but this guy came through. I have this and an original 10" chef's knife locked away and wrapped in moisture-proof paper I'm trying to acquire a full set of kitchen knives, but I've had a few past sales cancelled by buyers who later changed their minds. Not sure whether I'll use them someday, store them away to pass along, or sell them as a package for an exorbitant sum. At this rate, it'll take another 10-15 years to get a full set. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=57406&filename=Kramer_Paring_knife.jpg)
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#638388 - 06/10/16 12:20 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Sold my boss cs-3 compressor and bought a cheap plastic distortion pedal
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#638396 - 06/10/16 07:29 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ As in a geetar accessory?
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#638430 - 06/11/16 11:23 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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socks.combs.
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#638445 - 06/11/16 05:59 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Don't know if I told you all or not but one of my favorite waitresses that used to work at the now bankrupt Ryans is working for me a couple days a week around the house. She looks just like Faye Dunaway.
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#638447 - 06/11/16 07:26 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: backdoorman]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
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Let's just hope it is Bonnie and Clyde Faye Dunaway and not present day.
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#638448 - 06/11/16 07:41 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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"Barfly," Faye Dunaway is the cutoff point, I think. Plus her character in that film reminds me of some of the train wreck women I occasionally hang out with.
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#638452 - 06/11/16 08:43 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Don't know if I told you all or not but one of my favorite waitresses that used to work at the now bankrupt Ryans is working for me a couple days a week around the house. She looks just like Faye Dunaway. Got cute outfits for her to wear?
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#638454 - 06/11/16 11:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: backdoorman]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Don't know if I told you all or not but one of my favorite waitresses that used to work at the now bankrupt Ryans is working for me a couple days a week around the house. She looks just like Faye Dunaway. Ryan's went bankrupt? I was wondering why I hadn't seen any of their locations on my recent southern travels. That's disappointing. They were several steps above Golden Corral.
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#638489 - 06/13/16 08:19 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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The Best of the Herd. CD on Amazon.
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#638533 - 06/14/16 10:43 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Black Merrell slip-on mocs. These are pretty much my everyday shoes during the summer and I get a new pair every year. Last year's are just starting to get a little...ripe. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=57437&filename=mso.jpg)
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#638556 - 06/15/16 08:44 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Two Mike and the Mechanics lps [vinyl].
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#638563 - 06/15/16 11:42 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Couple plain white Hanes tees. Gap pocket tee.
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#638593 - 06/15/16 09:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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Vintage watch by Rotary. It's a real eye-catcher. Maybe not of the same value as an Omega but still really beautiful and the guy cut me what I think is a deal. I wanna try and find an original pic; it's got this great art-deco vibe to it.
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#638626 - 06/16/16 01:50 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Socks and book. Bday presents .
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#638647 - 06/17/16 08:47 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Dyson V8 Absolute cordless vacuum cleaner. Bought mine off eBay from Canada because I couldn't find a release date for it here in the U.S. So, of course, now it's available for sale online here. http://www.dyson.com/vacuum-cleaners/cordless/dyson-v8/dyson-v8-absolute.aspx
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#638650 - 06/17/16 09:13 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I think they somehow create dirt. I can't believe how much I just vacuumed up from my floor.
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#638663 - 06/17/16 03:54 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Gia, do you have a "Max Suction" mode?
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#638820 - 06/23/16 08:17 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Some flowers for a new tire planter. A new birdfeeder. The squirrel proof one worked on the birds as well as squirrels. Now I'm getting chickadees, goldfinches, titmouse, house finches, cardinals, blue jays and sparrows. A few solar lights for a dark walkway, some cd-rs and breath busters for the dawgies.
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#638821 - 06/23/16 09:44 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Wireless ear buds, 5pk assortment of micro usb wires, outlet w/ 2 plugs and 2 usb charging ports.
New work boots.
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#638871 - 06/26/16 07:12 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Great day yesterday. I'm embarrassed to say how much I spent but I went to Fanboy [comic convention] in Knoxville. Parking and the ticket alone were enough to blow my budget. I scored some neat Silver Age comics but the highlight was meeting and getting a fist bump from William Shatner and sitting next to Nichelle Nichols and having my picture taken with her. Both signed pics for me. Nichols signed one of her and Kirk getting ready to kiss the first interracial smooch on tv and Shatner signed a pic from his Twilight Zone appearance in "The Gremlin on the Wing" He signed it "There's something on the wing" for me. Really cool friendly dude. Nichols was super gracious and friendly. What a treat to meet them. I've never been a celebrity hound but yesterday was a once in a lifetime chance for me. Other celebs there were Barbara Eden, Lea Thompson, Catherine Bach, Dawn Wells, Tom Wopat, Dean Caine, Verne Troyer, Ric Flair, Kevin Nash and a slew of others I can't recall right now. AWESOME FUCKING DAY.
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