Oh snap! If she's gonna die, get her to move to Florida, so we can get that same whackjob probate court judge who presided over Anna Nicole's aftermath. He cried, he tried to act like Solomon, then he resigned to get a job on a "celeb judge" show. Imaging Jenna's baby-daddy Mr. Massoli on one side, represented by Howard K. Stern, and Tito on the other side with Debra Opri apeing for him.

Playing fucking porn clips in the courtroom, maybe Whorenstein makes a cameo, ya just wouldn't get the same helicopter coverage of her corpse being taken into the morgue.