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#600534 - 10/20/13 06:51 PM Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice
Uncle Joe Offline
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Which celebrity ass would you lick?; if you would have won 1x Golden Ticket of Lick Celebrity Ass of Your Choice

tonguedude goofball beatup

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#600556 - 10/21/13 08:16 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I'll give my top 5

Selena Gomez

Hayden P

Ali Larter

Amy Adams

Kelly Bundy
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#600560 - 10/21/13 10:29 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Jerkules]
artxmaverick Offline
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Kate Mara for sure.



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#600574 - 10/21/13 03:26 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Jerkules]
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i made a confession in 07 thats relative...
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#600576 - 10/21/13 04:13 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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I feel ya Lou. That Spears whore is in better shape now than she was in 07 too. She would start out my second 5.

Spears

Kate Hudson

Alyssa Milano

Khaleesi from Game of Thrones

Emma Watson
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#600599 - 10/21/13 06:59 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
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the khaleesi is a solid addition i wouldn't have thought of but totally agree with.
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#600602 - 10/21/13 07:38 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Bitch gotta wear the blonde wig though. I can't get wood for her as a brunette.
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#600612 - 10/21/13 08:10 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: artxmaverick]
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Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
Kate Mara for sure.




The other broad from House of Cards would also be choice. The one with the doe eyes not the one that looks like a man.

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#600614 - 10/21/13 08:22 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: fartz]
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Originally Posted By: fartz
The other broad from House of Cards would also be choice. The one with the doe eyes not the one that looks like a man.

Are you thinking of Constance Zimmer? She was on Entourage and The Newsroom. I can't think of any other young(ish) broad on that show.
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#600619 - 10/21/13 08:47 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Who she on Newsroom? The mental broad's roommate?
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#600622 - 10/21/13 09:00 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Jerkules]
Kingfish Offline
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She played Romney's PR flack or something.
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#600623 - 10/21/13 09:03 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Oh, ok.
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#600630 - 10/22/13 01:48 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Wait, you think the woman who played Romney's PR flack on The Newsroom is "young(ish)"??

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#600638 - 10/22/13 11:12 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Vice Admiral]
Kingfish Offline
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On House of Cards. Almost every broad on there is north of 50. It was a relative scale hence the -ish. On The Newsroom she would be old(ish).


Edited by Kingfish (10/22/13 11:13 AM)
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#600658 - 10/22/13 07:05 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Tritone Offline
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Erin Burnett (CNN)
Melissa Harris-Perry
Sandra Bullock
Christina Hendricks
Ann Coulter

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#600666 - 10/22/13 10:49 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Miley Cyrus
Selina Gomez
Famke Janssen
Wendie Malick
Kim Cattrall
Kristen Johnston

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#600669 - 10/23/13 06:57 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Nicole Zaloumis. She hosts NFL AM on the NFL Network.

She has a man jaw, but if we're talking about ass licking it shouldn't be a factor. She has a tremendous body.

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#600681 - 10/23/13 05:25 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Erin Burnett (CNN)
Melissa Harris-Perry
Sandra Bullock
Christina Hendricks
Ann Coulter


We weren't asking you cocksucker.
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#600690 - 10/23/13 08:47 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Jigaloo]
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#600692 - 10/23/13 09:25 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Erin Burnett and Sandra Bullock are good choices, but Christina Hendricks, despite her luminous skin and pillowy bosom, has no ass to speak of. And Melissa Harris-Perry? I am at a loss for words.

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#600695 - 10/23/13 09:52 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Vice Admiral]
Tritone Offline
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Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
And Melissa Harris-Perry? I am at a loss for words.


Smart black women need their asses licked too ! :-)

Now that I think about it... Tamron Hall, too.

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#600697 - 10/23/13 09:59 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Smart black women...
seem to mostly have light complexions. God bless their ancestors' rapey slave owners. And thank God for the sickle cell.
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#600702 - 10/23/13 10:52 PM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Originally Posted By: Mr. Horton
Miley Cyrus
Selina Gomez
Famke Janssen
Wendie Malick
Kim Cattrall
Kristen Johnston

+ Hoda Kotb

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#600708 - 10/24/13 04:48 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Tritone]
Jigaloo Offline
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
And Melissa Harris-Perry? I am at a loss for words.


Smart black women need their asses licked too ! :-)


Smart? Heh. And how do you even know who it is, you stealing cable too? Does Time Warner Cable know about this?
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#600709 - 10/24/13 04:55 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Steezo]
Tritone Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Smart black women...
seem to mostly have light complexions. God bless their ancestors' rapey slave owners. And thank God for the sickle cell.


I find your comment highly offensive.

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#600712 - 10/24/13 05:28 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jigaloo Offline
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I find you highly offensive and worthless.
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#600759 - 10/25/13 06:34 AM Re: Celebrity Asslicks of Your Choice [Re: Kingfish]
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Originally Posted By: Kingfish
Originally Posted By: fartz
The other broad from House of Cards would also be choice. The one with the doe eyes not the one that looks like a man.

Are you thinking of Constance Zimmer? She was on Entourage and The Newsroom. I can't think of any other young(ish) broad on that show.


Nigga please, I'm talkin' bout Kristin Connolly


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