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#634704 - 03/26/16 08:53 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Steroids and Cocaine.

I like Bruce, I hate his douchie yuppie fans.
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#634712 - 03/26/16 09:40 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I like Bruce, I hate his douchie yuppie fans.



I agree. And, apparently, so does he.





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#634713 - 03/26/16 09:59 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I like Bruce, I hate his douchie yuppie fans.



I agree. And, apparently, so does he.





You liberals should love Christie, as a cross the aisle moderate. He signed and implemented the pot law. Signed the law so y'all could marry each other. Shook O'bammy's hand after Sandy. What are yer complaints, subordinates causing some traffic? Big deal.
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#634715 - 03/26/16 10:12 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I've never been a huge Bruce fan but find I do like his non top 40 music much better than the hits.
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#634721 - 03/26/16 11:31 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You liberals should love Christie, as a cross the aisle moderate. He signed and implemented the pot law. Signed the law so y'all could marry each other. Shook O'bammy's hand after Sandy. What are yer complaints, subordinates causing some traffic? Big deal.



Which pot law is that? And I assure you I ain't marrying Chuck.

"Subordinates"??? Puh-leeeeze. Governors of both parties do shit like that all the fucking time to screw over inconvenient mayors and I'm watching it play out repeatedly on this side of the Hudson, where they're both Dems. Especially with some recent MTA "reconstruction" Bullshit.

Anyway, whichever party does it, it screws over people trying to get to work every day and THAT is, as you said, a "douchie yuppie" move.

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#634727 - 03/26/16 12:11 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I've never been a huge Bruce fan but find I do like his non top 40 music much better than the hits.


Is wasn't exactly a Greatest Hits show, at least not until the encores. He starts off the show with an outtake from his 35 year old double album The River, then plays the entire River album from start to finish and then he played 14 crowd friendly songs and even took a few requests from the audience. Born to Run with all the house lights on and everyone standing was fun, but my favorite song of the night was the audience requested Adam Raised a Cain which just flat out rocked.
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#634735 - 03/26/16 12:38 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You liberals should love Christie, as a cross the aisle moderate. He signed and implemented the pot law. Signed the law so y'all could marry each other. Shook O'bammy's hand after Sandy. What are yer complaints, subordinates causing some traffic? Big deal.



Which pot law is that? And I assure you I ain't marrying Chuck.

"Subordinates"??? Puh-leeeeze. Governors of both parties do shit like that all the fucking time to screw over inconvenient mayors and I'm watching it play out repeatedly on this side of the Hudson, where they're both Dems. Especially with some recent MTA "reconstruction" Bullshit.

Anyway, whichever party does it, it screws over people trying to get to work every day and THAT is, as you said, a "douchie yuppie" move.


Medical Marijuana law. He gutted the one Corzine signed, but Christie did implement the reworked law.
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#634736 - 03/26/16 12:39 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I've never been a huge Bruce fan but find I do like his non top 40 music much better than the hits.


Is wasn't exactly a Greatest Hits show, at least not until the encores. He starts off the show with an outtake from his 35 year old double album The River, then plays the entire River album from start to finish and then he played 14 crowd friendly songs and even took a few requests from the audience. Born to Run with all the house lights on and everyone standing was fun, but my favorite song of the night was the audience requested Adam Raised a Cain which just flat out rocked.


That is cool. I know people who saw him at the Jersey Shore when he was just coming out of being a nobody, and 40yrs later they still say it was the best concert they ever been to.
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#634739 - 03/26/16 01:24 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Which pot law is that?



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Medical Marijuana law. He gutted the one Corzine signed, but Christie did implement the reworked law.



Meh. I thought you meant he'd seen the light like in Colorado. Cuomo's just as bad on this and that douchebag's running around like he's going to be the nominee 2020. Ain't going to happen.

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#634754 - 03/26/16 06:44 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Which pot law is that?



Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Medical Marijuana law. He gutted the one Corzine signed, but Christie did implement the reworked law.



Meh. I thought you meant he'd seen the light like in Colorado. Cuomo's just as bad on this and that douchebag's running around like he's going to be the nominee 2020. Ain't going to happen.


Corzine law was grow yer own, have up to 6 plants and X amount of weed on hand. You could get a license to grow for as little as arthritis.

Christie cut that down to the skeleton. MS, Cancer, Lupus and a couple other diseases, and you had to get through dispensaries. They fought a grow biddness starting up in my town. "The kids will get marijuana." Only if yer kid performs breaking & entering, along with felony theft, ya stupid yuppie cunts.

Next Gov of NJ will be a Dem, and they will probably got full Recreational Marijuana, to chase tax dollars. I wish they would just charge me $500/yr and let me grow my own.
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#634758 - 03/26/16 07:01 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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The way you put it, Christie's law sounds a whole bunch worse than Corzine's. (Not that I think he was any better for anyone). Or maybe I'm misreading it.

Anyway, Cuomo had to be dragged kicking and screaming to sign the most restrictive of Med Marijuana laws, under threat of a primary challenge from a Law Prof. named "Zephyr Teachout". I wish I was making that name up, but such is what it took to get any kind of common sense legislation passed in Albany. At least until Preet Bharara took out both the Corrupt Dem Chief of the Assembly and the Corrupt Repug Chief of the Senate. I fucking hate Cuomo and I hope He's next.

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#634773 - 03/26/16 09:50 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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It is much worse, but he could have just stonewalled it. Implementing it was one of the talking points I heard loon conservatives holding against him.
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#634815 - 03/27/16 04:20 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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One of the crossroads I part ways in a serious way with conservatives. Their arguments are lame as hell.
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#634816 - 03/27/16 04:23 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I recently was confirmed with bronchiectesis so I guess if I use pot it will have to be edible. I have been referred to an immunologist and a cardiac specialist as well. I have calcification around my heart and an enlarged aorta coming out of my heart. Every time I go to a doc I get referred to two more. Sheesh.
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#634827 - 03/27/16 05:39 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I recently was confirmed with bronchiectesis so I guess if I use pot it will have to be edible. I have been referred to an immunologist and a cardiac specialist as well. I have calcification around my heart and an enlarged aorta coming out of my heart. Every time I go to a doc I get referred to two more. Sheesh.


You've already reached 100, how many more years you need to live?
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#634831 - 03/27/16 05:54 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
I have been referred to an immunologist


did they mention what they might be interested in ruling out...

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#634847 - 03/28/16 07:47 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Yeah but not that. They did a high contrast CT scan. They might do a bronchoscope. I am a lot better after the last round of antibiotics. When I broke my leg last Feb. and had surgery I developed pneumonia and had a helluva time getting over the congestion. I'm much clearer right now.
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#635173 - 04/03/16 02:49 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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After taking herbal opiates for a couple of days and also not going to the bathroom, I just took a dump so solid that it won't go down the drain. This has given me an idea that would make millions: a toilet with a garbage disposal type motor on it.
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#635196 - 04/03/16 05:34 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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a turd-bine?

Don't sell it to old dudes with low hanging fruit.
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#635206 - 04/03/16 08:54 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
After taking herbal opiates for a couple of days and also not going to the bathroom, I just took a dump so solid that it won't go down the drain. This has given me an idea that would make millions: a toilet with a garbage disposal type motor on it.


Did you chop it up w/ the toilet brush, until it was flushable?
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#635207 - 04/03/16 08:59 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Did you chop it up w/ the toilet brush, until it was flushable?


Bamboo skewer.
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#635277 - 04/04/16 08:40 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I'm not a fan of college basketball, but I was in a pool for the final score, so I watched the last couple minutes. Tremendous end to that game. Roller coaster of emotion w/ UNC getting that wild 3 w/ 4.7 seconds left, then Villanova racing down the court and getting that buzzer beater off.
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#635312 - 04/05/16 10:00 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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The will go down in history as one of the greatest finishes ever. The Peter North finish of basketball games.
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#635435 - 04/07/16 08:41 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Amazon Free Same Day Shipping sucks. Guaranteed delivery by 9PM yesterday, tracking says it was delivered at 7PM, but 11:30 the next day, still no package. Should have stuck w/ 2nd day shipping and UPS. Their same day shipper, Lasership, is garbage.
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#635437 - 04/07/16 08:52 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I don't know if it will always work out this way, but the other day I ordered a few items from Amazon that had standard shipping and then later I ordered something else and selected next day shipping for that one item. Amazon shipped everything all together and sent it all using next day shipping. All of the items I ordered were filled by Amazon itself and not sent from the manufacturer. I think that's the key.

Same day shipping won't ever make it to Alaska. Some places act like next day shipping to Alaska doesn't even exist. Then there are places like Russ & Daughters in NYC were I sometimes get salmon lox and the shipping winds up costing pretty much the same amount as the product itself.
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#635440 - 04/07/16 09:35 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Anyone mentioned Merle Haggard's passing yet?
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#635452 - 04/07/16 11:07 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I ordered from Amazon last week and picked standard 5-7 day shipping. The stuff showed up a day and a half later in the regular mail. It was shoved in my mailbox.
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#635460 - 04/07/16 12:51 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Anyone mentioned Merle Haggard's passing yet?


See the YouTube music thread.
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#635542 - 04/08/16 09:54 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Anyone mentioned Merle Haggard's passing yet?


Blackjack Mulligan too. There is no one left to care about the wrasslin thread though frown
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#635543 - 04/08/16 09:56 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: faceblaster]
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Originally Posted By: faceblaster
I ordered from Amazon last week and picked standard 5-7 day shipping. The stuff showed up a day and a half later in the regular mail. It was shoved in my mailbox.


My mom has Prime, so I always use that, but w/ a warehouse 5miles away, 1/2 the shit I order would get here next day or second day anyway. I think the biggest factor is Next Day/2nd Day orders probably bump the line to get pulled and packed.
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#636069 - 04/21/16 10:06 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Prince is dead at 57 after suffering flu like symptoms.
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#636070 - 04/21/16 10:15 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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Wow. I would've expected a skinny little guy like that to live a much longer life.
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#636078 - 04/21/16 06:54 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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I wasn't aware Everyone loves Raymond's mom Doris Roberts passed a couple days ago. She be giving Frank hell in heaven again.
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#636082 - 04/22/16 08:42 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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This year is just destroying musicians. There has to be someone in Thailand that can teach Donny how to play a guitar.
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#636083 - 04/22/16 09:19 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: ]
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They're in Costa Rica or someplace similar.
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#636087 - 04/22/16 05:31 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: the unknown pervert]
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This year is just destroying musicians. There has to be someone in Thailand that can teach Donny how to play a guitar.


He's failed at everything else. What makes you think he didn't already fail at that back in reform School?

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#636165 - 04/24/16 10:34 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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I hear he's an accomplished skin floutist! laugh
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#636614 - 05/02/16 05:33 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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#636616 - 05/02/16 08:19 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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Toddler gang warfare. Thats almost has bad as the numbers in Chicago. [rollseyes]
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#636648 - 05/02/16 06:50 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: backdoorman]
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Fucking tech bullshit won't let me copy and paste this one.

Prince's vault revealed


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#637024 - 05/10/16 06:35 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: faceblaster]
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New pics of Padover's ass from Twitter:



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#637070 - 05/12/16 12:22 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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Is it in poor taste to say she is still stroke worthy?
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#637075 - 05/12/16 07:16 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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More so than ever IMO. More womanly.
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#637417 - 05/21/16 02:25 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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Never, ever, ever put pulled pork down the garbage disposal.
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#637446 - 05/22/16 10:00 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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I bet that smell like Panzers week old drawers.
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#637461 - 05/22/16 03:58 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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^ I was never happier to take a shower than I was last night. It took hours and hours of snaking the kitchen sink drain to get this unblocked. It all happened because I had family staying over and wanted to quietly clean up late at night without waking anyone up. So I ran this big container of pulled pork and potatoes through the disposal a little too quickly I guess.

The stuff just all massed up somewhere down the drain and every time I would snake it, it would just move a little further down the line and block it up all over again. I tried a hand-operated drain auger at first before switching to an electric snake. I ended up breaking two electric snakes during this drain clearing attempt.

The first thing I did (because I am a genius) was look up on the internet how to unblock a drain and ended up trying some mixture of baking soda and vinegar, which did nothing but ended up leaving me smelling like swine and vinegar at the end of the day. My arms are completely sore today from the combination of working the drain auger and plunging the sink.

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get the drain unplugged, so after breaking the second electric snake, I sat down on the couch, admitted defeat and told my family we would have to call a plumber. Immediately after this, from the kitchen there was a sudden WOOOSH! sound and the drain cleared itself. My Mom claims it's because she said a prayer. "Little flower, in this hour, show your power."

Drain snake plugged with pork:



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#637530 - 05/23/16 05:52 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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Camel bites off its owner's HEAD after he left it tied up in the sweltering heat all day
Owner had left the camel outside in the sweltering heat in Rajasthan, India
He eventually realised and went to release the animal whose legs were tied
But the camel became aggressive and picked up the owner by the neck
The animal then started chewing his body before severing his head


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...l#ixzz49WvL2cNU
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#637593 - 05/24/16 09:52 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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I hate warm weather. People dress like shit, they speak louder, move slower, and they STANK.

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#637595 - 05/24/16 09:57 PM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I hate warm weather. People dress like shit, they speak louder, move slower, and they STANK.


Screw you. Eyeballing scantily clad bims gets me through the day while driving around Brooklyn working.

I'll never forget, back in my youth, model type Russian broads coming off the beach onto Brighton Beach Ave in sarongs and bikini tops, making it about a block down the street and realizing every delivery guy and pedestrian was staring at em. Then they would scramble to put their tops on.
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#637622 - 05/25/16 10:13 AM Re: Not Worth Steve Deleting Another Thread? [Re: Anonymous]
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If you lived in fat land like I do you pray for winter.
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